Tiffany Towers is mostly known for her being the hot blonde with the huge breasts. Today I’d like us all to take a moment to appreciate her flexible little body. This is what I call “lesbian pretzel fuck.”

And if that was me fucking her…I’d nibble on her clit until she was screaming and then dildo her in that very same position. Not to brag, but I’m sure I could get her to squirt.

If you’re having similar fantasies about the busty Tiffany Towers, check out these retro sets and vids for free. You can thank your favorite lesbian later. Happy Tuesday! xoxo

Let’s all think back, shall we? Let’s think back to a time when we were 18. For me it’s not too hard, because it wasn’t that long ago, but for some of you, just pretend. When I was graduated high school I had a world of possibilities ahead of me. College was around the corner, where I would study law and theatre and make something of myself. I, of course, ended up here on Pornzio. Follow your dreams children! Kari Sweets is 18, and cameras are staring her in face. Oddly enough, she ended up here, too, and thank God for it. Not so much Pornzio, but porn, which is close enough. I like to beat to Kari, and writing about her is even better. It sort of justifies my travels from 18 to now, because when I was 18, I don’t remember chicks looking like that. Actually, I do, and I fucked them, but that doesn’t make for a very good story, now does it? Kari is so hot, Front Magazine named her #2 chick on the net. Right behind, Raven Riley, who I choose not to write about, because if I did I would start beating off at work, and people would get mad at me. (Those damn conservative bitches.) Anyhow, I hope you enjoy the sweetness of Kari Sweets. What? You knew I would use that! Kari Sweets is so fucking cute. She looks like a little lion who wants to have candy and sex. I fucking love candy and sex. As always, click for her myspace. Late.

Pussy magnet? Not unless you’re trying to attract blind hookers. Who fucking cares?! This lesbo says 2 thumbs up to pussy art cars. There’s something so wrong about them, that it circles back to being ok. …sort of like the Pussy Wagon from the film Kill Bill.

Check out this Burning Man vagina car complete with tampon string…

If these pics are making you horny, watch these chicks fuck in cars. And if you’re looking for guys getting fucked in cars, watch these videos.

Okay…this is just fucking cool. Just put in a search term like “blowjob” and a magic webpage comes up with videos galore. Apparently 6 million hours of video content. That should last you through the day. I’ll get you some more tomorrow.

Check out Blinkx and put porn on your site.

I’m telling you guys Flickr is just the place for porn.  There’s no denying it.  Today a Dirty Hippie sent me a link to merkley???’s photo set called girls on sofas.  At first read I was like ummmm why do I want to look at girls on a sofa?  But I was happily surprised to see that the girls are actually really hot chicks that are naked and in hot and sexy poses.  It’s pretty sweet.  Not to mention the guy is an amazing photographer.  His ability to create a series is also very apparent as you’ll see.  But don’t stop with the sofas.  Be sure to check out his other sets that share the same professional sex appeal.  chicks , picks , noods , doods , SkyCam , deitadinha , symmetry , #1’s

Check out Girls on Sofas

RandyBlue’s amateur muscle guys are always tastefully shot. RandyBlue won the Cybersocket Surfer’s Choice Award last year and continues to introduce the hottest male models.

Don’t worry if you’re a straight guy who’s strangely drawn to this pic. Randy Blue brings out the man’s man in everyone. Now go chop some wood!

There isn’t a huge number of sites that offer POV content for teen twink fans. The boys at GayTeenStudios have cum to your rescue. Based in Hungary (but distributed in Russia), GTS offers the hottest Euro twinks you’ve ever seen.

These gay teens are exploring their sexuality and doing what they do best…taking it up the ass and looking cute enough to splooge. Aww

BEEP: I’m sorry. I could pick up my cell, but I don’t want to. I have it set to vibrate and it’s deep inside my pussy. This cell phone fucking movie just changed my life.



Apparently lots of girls fuck their cell phone. I had no idea. I mean, I like to talk on the phone. …but not in a love you long time kinda way.