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I Want to Put My Penis In You, Aspen Parker

Toph — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:01:11 +0000

I know that the title of this post may not mean much… I mean, there are lots of things I want to put my penis in.

Sometimes I see a one of those Jell-o cups and think, “I sort of want to put my penis in you, Jell-O cup.”

I’m not going to confirm whether or I do it, but I definitely think about it.

Aspen Parker is like a giant sized Jell-o cup. Primed and ready for my penis to be in her.

This is what I like best about Aspen Parker.

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Girls Got a Face Like Murder

Toph — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 18:18:56 +0000

Boobs, Tattoos and, uh, Cats. Girls got a face like murder’s tumblr should have beating off pretty regularly.

She posts photos you want to see, but were too lazy to find on your own. Plus, every once in a while, she’ll post her boobs, which, is a treat.

Enjoy, suckas.

Havana Ginger, What’s Areolas in Spanish?

Toph — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:46:31 +0000

I know how much you bustas love areolas, so I thought I’d draw your attention to in the incomparable, Havana Ginger.

I can’t help but to get boners to this sexy latina and her DD tits. I bet her areolas taste like Taco Bell Mexican Pizzas. MMmmmm… Mexican Pizza.

Have fun beating to these fun bags!

Also check out Susie Sparks giant areolas HERE!

I’m Thankful For Eating Pussy

lesbodojo — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:21:15 +0000

As we approach Thanksgiving, I’m reminded of all the things I’m thankful for. Namely, eating pussy!

With all the talk of turkey and mashed potatoes, it makes me want to remind the public about the delicious taste of pussy. I just feel so blessed when I’m going down on a hot girl with soft skin and her pussy tastes sweet and savory…all at the same time. *blush*

Vagina is the most important meal that you will have tomorrow, as an American. Clearly, if you’re a gay man, this does not apply to you. But seriously, go out and make some lady’s day tomorrow. Grab her snatch and whisper that you can’t wait to give her a clitoral orgasm. Be a giver!

To get you ready for your Thanksgiving feast, I’ve orchestrated a buffet of free cunnilingus videos…just for you. Please enjoy every minute of it.

Free Pussy Eating Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

Let’s Remember the Good Times

lesbodojo — Tue, 15 May 2007 22:45:38 +0000

I’m sure our friends at Hustler are going to toast with Campari tonight. lol In light of Jerry Falwell’s death today, let’s all jerk off to Hustler videos tonight. Ready? Ok. Go.

I’ll give you some free videos that are Larry Flynt approved. Check out this, this, this, and this to start. You can thank your favorite lesbian later. xoxo

Tiffany Towers Lesbian Pretzel Fuck

lesbodojo — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:06:31 +0000

Tiffany Towers is mostly known for her being the hot blonde with the huge breasts. Today I’d like us all to take a moment to appreciate her flexible little body. This is what I call “lesbian pretzel fuck.”

And if that was me fucking her…I’d nibble on her clit until she was screaming and then dildo her in that very same position. Not to brag, but I’m sure I could get her to squirt.

If you’re having similar fantasies about the busty Tiffany Towers, check out these retro sets and vids for free. You can thank your favorite lesbian later. Happy Tuesday! xoxo

Girl of the Week… Kari Sweets

Toph — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:31:28 +0000

Let’s all think back, shall we? Let’s think back to a time when we were 18. For me it’s not too hard, because it wasn’t that long ago, but for some of you, just pretend. When I was graduated high school I had a world of possibilities ahead of me. College was around the corner, where I would study law and theatre and make something of myself. I, of course, ended up here on Pornzio. Follow your dreams children! Kari Sweets is 18, and cameras are staring her in face. Oddly enough, she ended up here, too, and thank God for it. Not so much Pornzio, but porn, which is close enough. I like to beat to Kari, and writing about her is even better. It sort of justifies my travels from 18 to now, because when I was 18, I don’t remember chicks looking like that. Actually, I do, and I fucked them, but that doesn’t make for a very good story, now does it? Kari is so hot, Front Magazine named her #2 chick on the net. Right behind, Raven Riley, who I choose not to write about, because if I did I would start beating off at work, and people would get mad at me. (Those damn conservative bitches.) Anyhow, I hope you enjoy the sweetness of Kari Sweets. What? You knew I would use that! Kari Sweets is so fucking cute. She looks like a little lion who wants to have candy and sex. I fucking love candy and sex. As always, click for her myspace. Late.

Vagina Cars

lesbodojo — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:07:55 +0000

Pussy magnet? Not unless you’re trying to attract blind hookers. Who fucking cares?! This lesbo says 2 thumbs up to pussy art cars. There’s something so wrong about them, that it circles back to being ok. …sort of like the Pussy Wagon from the film Kill Bill.

Check out this Burning Man vagina car complete with tampon string…

If these pics are making you horny, watch these chicks fuck in cars. And if you’re looking for guys getting fucked in cars, watch these videos.

Porn Galore…

CrackaAss — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:04:58 +0000

Okay…this is just fucking cool. Just put in a search term like “blowjob” and a magic webpage comes up with videos galore. Apparently 6 million hours of video content. That should last you through the day. I’ll get you some more tomorrow.

Check out Blinkx and put porn on your site.

Couch Potato…Porn Style

CrackaAss — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 22:31:22 +0000

I’m telling you guys Flickr is just the place for porn. There’s no denying it. Today a Dirty Hippie sent me a link to merkley???‘s photo set called girls on sofas. At first read I was like ummmm why do I want to look at girls on a sofa? But I was happily surprised to see that the girls are actually really hot chicks that are naked and in hot and sexy poses. It’s pretty sweet. Not to mention the guy is an amazing photographer. His ability to create a series is also very apparent as you’ll see. But don’t stop with the sofas. Be sure to check out his other sets that share the same professional sex appeal. chicks , picks , noods , doods , SkyCam , deitadinha , symmetry , #1′s

Check out Girls on Sofas