If you’re someone who enjoys jacking off to hot sexy pictures of people fucking and hot ass chicks doing dirty things. Then you must have heard of flickr by now. You probably keep all of your family photos and vacation photos on there so you can send to your friends. But did you know that it’s one of the largest collections of free porn on the internet. I hope you guys are smart enough to find the free porn, but just in case I’ll break down where to look.

You can start with your normal porn search terms that you do like: babes, lesbian, porn, hentai or whatever. You’ll end up on a photo search results with hopefully enough sexy selection. Of course when you do a search for pussy you’re going to have some normal pussy cat photos and all that. Hey maybe you’re even into jackin off to that too. Go for it. I don’t judge. But if you’re not finding enough porn related material you can click on the find similar images at yahoo link on the left and get even more free porn results from our big daddy yahoo.

Now some good people out there have actually gone a step further than this for you. They run flickr babe sites. So they’ll actually go through flickr and find only the best and hottest women and publish them to their site. Here are just a couple that you have to check out:

Flickrlicio.us
Flickr Babes
and of course my fav AsianFlickr Babes

I bought one of the new ipod videos last week. I have to say I love it. So like any other male in the world, the first thing I did when I got home was figured out how to put porn in it. I had to know if I could still jack off to the small screen. I mean I want to be able to make out cum flying in some chick eye…ya know? Well this brought me to my first problem. Where do I go for ipod porn? I mean yeah I can get the videos, convert them, and then put it all on my ipod. But by the time I did all that I could have came twice and be taking a nap.

So what I did was put together a little list of ipod porn sites that I found to work superbly.

Guba – Says has the largest number of ipod converted videos on the internet. And not only that, but they have an rss feed to search results. So if you love some asian porn on your ipod it’ll automatically upload the new videos to your ipod when they come out. That’s pretty fucking sweet.

On the Go X – another good choice for quality ipod converted porn.

Sex Movies on Pod – This site has a bunch of my favorite porn sites like Her First Big Cock, Her First Lesbian Sex, and the Gang Bang Squad all converted and ready for me to throw on my pod.

You know you’ve seen the ads. They come on around 2 o-clock in the morning along with all the infomercials. The announcer yells “Watch young girls get drunk and show you their tits for a tshirt!” or “What do 18 year old girls do on Spring Break? They get NAKED!” And normally when you’re watching tv that late at night that’s exactly what you’re wanting to see. Cause if you’re gonna keep flipping through infomercials you’re actually looking for something to jack off to. And I hate when it doesn’t come on and you get stuck jacking off to the most decent looking chick trying to sell you a sewing machine.

Obviously I’m talking about Girls Gone Wild. Good thing about Girls Gone Wild is that you don’t actually have to buy the dvd to see the sexy-ness. You can check out their website.

I’ve selected a few galleries for you to approve the jack of material.

Girls Gone Wild

As much as I say I hate me some pubes. I keep finding myself looking at vintage pinups that are sporting a massive bush. It’s mesmerizing. It’s like a magical hairy wizard putting a spell on me. Honestly I think this shit is hot. Sometimes.

I mean we see enough plastic women in the porn industry. Sometimes it’s hot to see a real woman that has a lil sag on her chi chi’s. I put together a ghetto gallery showing off photos from a couple of hot vintage porn sites I love. Martha’s Girls and Retro Raunch. Hope you like.

Retro Raunch
Martha’s Girls

If you haven’t heard the name Tila (Nguyen) Tequila then you were probably in coma or you were living on a deserted island somehow surviving without internet. If you weren’t one of those two things then you are a fucking idiot and someone should take you out back and shoot you in the face. But since we’re nice here at Pornzio we’re gonna help you out.

Tila Tequila is on the cover of stuff magazine this month and is becoming one of the biggest asian pornstars without even doing any porn. She’s a softcore queen and that’s good enough for me. For now anyway. I mean just hurry up and start sucking dick on video. You know you do it anyway…might as well let the world see it.

Well here’s a nice video clip of the photoshoot from Stuff Magazine. Sadly none of that stuff is Tila Tequila Naked, but don’t fret. I took care of you. Playboy already has naked galleries of Tila Tequila. Tila Tequila Naked Playboy Pictures

I also found a few more naked photos of Tila Tequila over at a friend’s blog:
Tila Tequila Fetish Photos
Tila Tequila Web Cam Photos

My favorite day is saturday. I love saturday cause of my weekly morning time activity. I wake up,give a lil stretch, go to the kitchen, pour a bowl of cheerios, sit down, turn on my cartoons, and then put my dick in my girl’s mouth. There is nothing better than just sitting there enjoying my cereal and my cartoons, and getting pleasure at the same time. I mean it’s right up there with getting a massage and getting jacked off at the same time. You can’t beat doing nothing at all and still getting to cum.

This weekend I started to feel a lil bad that my girl was giving me this pleasure, and I wasn’t giving her anything in return. So it got me thinking. What can I do for her…that she can just sit there and do nothing…and it still get her off. Nothing came to mind until this morning. When I ran across a magnificent site called Fucking Machines. When you see it you’ll know what I’m talking about, but it’s perfect. I can buy her a chair that she can sit next to me while I’m watching my cartoons and be getting rammed by a massive dildo. And all without me sacrificing my cheerios. Love it.

It’s like that machine is just rocking her to sleep.

Screaming is a good thing.

This looks like a super soaker 5000 machine gun. I want one.

So check out some machines ramming things into tight pussies and making them scream
Fucking Machines

There are also a few galleries of fucking machines in the Video and Image pages of pornzio as well. Check em out.

I was trying to think of a good…maybe even funny…post to write about today. And I couldn’t think of anything. I just kept seeing wet pussy and cocks in hot chick’s mouths. So I just said FUCK IT! I’m just gonna put up some hot ass girls. So here you go. HOT ASS GIRLS. Click the photos for more.

Wanna See More Hot Met-Art Chicks? Check out their full site:

Met-Art.com

Feel free to jack off at work to these.

I’ve always found it a bit odd when a woman asks me to fuck her chest. I mean I always oblige, but I still feel a lil weird. I mean…for me anyway…I look at sex with a goal in mind. Get her off…then get yourself off. For some reason I feel weird when I know there’s no way that she can get anything out of this. At least that’s what I thought.

I went straight to the source with this one. I have some hot friends that carry around some big ole fake titties. I thought they would be the best to ask…because I’d think it’s even more a question for them. I mean I don’t have fake boobs either…so I don’t know if you still feel as much as you would if they were real or anything like that. But I assumed you didn’t. So it made me wonder even more…can you actually enjoy when a guy fucks your tits?

It was 4 out of 5. 4 women said that tittie fucking wasn’t about the getting off. It was about the watching. And that it did turn them on to see their man’s cock coming at them in between their big ole titties. The 1 said she didn’t like it at all…but if that’s what her man wanted to do. Then she’d let him. Interesting enough…she was the only one with real boobs. Not that…that has anything to do with anything…just thought I’d share.

So I’d really like to know. Do you get off on a guy fucking your chest? These chicks seem to enjoy it. That or they are showing their great acting skills. Either way…it’s hot.

I will say this. If you’re into take photos when you’re fucking…titty fucking is the way to go. Here are some other sites to check out some more hot big ole breasted tit fucking.

Real Big Hooters

Tittie Fuckers

Fucked Tits

Being somewhat of a connoisseur of porn these days. I’d like to think that I know quality when i see it. And there is one company out there that I see no fault in any of their sites. Braincash makes some of the best porn online and it just doesn’t stop. This past week they’ve come out with 4 brand new sites that are just kick ass.

You should know by now that I’m a big fan of the asian porn. So when I saw that one was called Fuck That Asian I wasn’t jumping out of my seat. But when I actually saw the site the blood started flowing down below. I mean not only is the quality of the videos good, but they have every major asian porn star on the first page. Move over Mr Chews Asian Beaver there’s a new yellow site in town.

Now we come to Feet Frenzy. Now I’m not a big fan of getting jacked off by some chicks feet or cumming on the toes, but if that’s what you or the person you’re with wants than I’m all for it. My girl is always on her feet and I don’t want her smelly ass feet in my mouth, but if she asks me to cum on them. You can know that I’ll oblige.

I love it Black is fucking great. I think I’ve told you that the first site I ever saw was Blacks on Blondes and I’ve been a fan of the monster black cocks making little chicks scream ever since. I love it black is right there. It’s nothing but hot ass chicks getting banged in every hole from a 12 inch black cock. What’s better than that?

I have to say More than a Girl pisses me off. Not cause it’s not good. It’s great just like the rest of them. What pisses me off that dudes make themselves look like hot chicks. yeah you can tell most of the time, but there are some talented doctors out there. As you can see from this site. Be careful next time you’re picking chicks up from the bar. Or at least start fucking with the lights on so you know what you’re working with. Oh and the tagline cracks me up “Cocked and Loaded” God I love porn.

Doesn’t get much better than Braincash.

So I just got done reading an excellent blog post called Vag knows Vag that is obviously about ladies eaten ladies. It basically breaks down how no man could ever get a woman off the way a woman could. Mainly because we dont have the same cookies. I mean I know how I want my dick sucked, and I’m sure if I had a pussy I’d know how to eat myself out so I’d come all over the wall. So basically men know men and women know women.

This got me thinking. Do women need us at all? I mean you see the videos all the time. Chicks pounding themselves with dildos or vibrators. Ramming themselves with baseball bats. I mean anything that is long and hard could potentially do the same thing as my cock. Which is pretty fucking sad from a male point of view. Especially with the toys that are out there today. The heads do flips, it vibrates the clit as it does flips, or it goes in and out and vibrates for you at the same time. I don’t know about you, but my dick doesn’t vibrate, spin around, or do flips. I wish it did. So how is my dick suppose to get her off at that kind of level?

Which in turn you could ask: Does she even want you to be able to reach that level? Why bother when she can get herself off better than you can imagine and not have to deal with the bullshit of a relationship. Honestly, I think that fat ugly chicks that are single that want a man so bad. Should just run down to good vibrations and lose the dream of mr right. Buy yourself a spinning, vibrating kind ding a ling. You’ll save yourself a lot of money. You won’t cry about the guy that fucked you and then never called back. And you wont ever have to deal with some dude asking to put it in your butt. I mean if you want it in your ass then go right ahead and stick king ding a ling in there. Just sayin.

So yeah. Apparently men have nothing to offer so fuck it and watch porn. That’s my plan anyway.

Here are some Chicks having fun without Dick