Threesome…every guy dreams of it. For you that have had one, you know it’s your pride and joy story that you always tell at your poker game. I mean what guy wouldn’t want to watch two chicks make out, eat each other out, then both look up at you, one starts sucking your dick while the other plays with your balls, and then you fuck one as the other sticks her tongue down your throat. I mean I can’t really think of anything in that description that I would not do. And then after I did it…I’d tell every friend I had. Shit I’d tell every random person I walked by on the street.

The point is we all want it. But is there a way to one-up a threesome? Some people might say orgy with a bunch of chicks and just you, or maybe a gangbang. I mean everybody is different. But for me. The step up from a threesome would have to be a threesome with twins. I mean not only are you banging two hot chicks that look alike, but you’re making two sluts that are related make out and get each other off. I mean you become like this incest devil with the power to make family members do it. So I guess in turn you’re like a dirty old man. But whatever…YOU KNOW IT’S HOT! I mean they’re not your family. So fuck it.

I took the time…cause I’m so nice. To put together a little list of twins that I’d like to fuck. And just so happens they’re into that as you’ll see below. Have fun.

Milton Twins

Milton Twins Getting Fucked

Cali & Cherish

Cali Marie & Cherish get picked up and fucked

 Cali & Cherish looking a lot better

Cali Marie & Cherish suck and fuck

 Playboy’s Bernaola Twins

Carol & Darlene Bernaola Photoshoot

 Taylor Twins

Taylor Twins shake their ass in cheerleading outfits

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I also found a set of twins named Misha and Sasha. They also have british accents. You can’t beat that shit. Check out these Brit Bangers

Brit Banger twins Suck and Fuck
Misha & Sasha fuck stud outside

A lot of my friends are jealous that I work in porn. I mean what young male wouldn’t want to look at chicks sucking dick and pornstars cumming all over other pornstars everyday? It’s not a bad life. And it’s a lot easier for me to keep up with who’s hot in the cum in my mouth industry. So I decided I’d put together a Who’s Hot in the Porn Industry post. Just to help the peeps out that don’t get to read porn news everyday and see all the new porn sites and stars that are out there. Here’s a quick list of some super hot pornstars.

Kate’s Playground

Next Door Nikki

 Jesse Jane

 Ginger Jolie

 Alison Angel

 Lia 19

 Rachel Aziani

 Amanda Lexx

 Dream Kelly

 Linsey Dawn McKenzie

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Some more hot pornstars…but I was tired of cropping photos…sorry.

Raven Riley
Melissa Midwest
Terry Lightspeed
Krystal Steal

I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.

This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.

Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.

More of Peter North’s Massive Cumshot

I found something very…ummm…how would I describe this. AWESOME. Do you remember that dorky annoying kid in the 80′s that was on those Encyclopedia Brittanica Commercials? If you don’t know what I’m talking about click here and watch this horrible piece of shit. I mean I was like 8 and wanted to beat the fuck out of this guy. And that fucking voice over. Jesus. Give me a break.

I used to hate this kid, but I have a swingers quote to go with how I feel about him now. “My baby’s all grows up. He grows up and he grows up and he grows up.” Dorky Brittanica is actually named Donavan Freberg. And when you see his blog you’ll quickly find out that reading a lifetime supply of brittanica will only lead to a life in porn. It’s a given.

I saw this post yesterday of him on the set of a porn shoot and had no idea it was even him. Then today I find a blog about the 80′s kid. I was like “holy shit I remember that guy standing in front of that chick getting slammed by a big black dude.” I see being a kid actor really does pay off.

Anyway check out this blog it’s pretty good. I found something I’d never seen before on his site. Fuck for Forest. That’s right hippies that fuck on camera and take the profit from their porn site and put it toward saving the rain forests. That’s a niche if I ever saw one.

Before

and After

We all know what TGP sites are. TGP: thumbnail gallery post. Basically for us this means free porn. Yeah they may only be 30 second clips and a bunch of big photos of hot naked girls. But seriously, how long does it take you to jack off when you’re chillin at home bored. It’s normally as follows. 1. Find a tgp site 2. Click on a girl you like 3. Click video one 4. Click video two 5. OH MY GOD I’M CUMMING!

Don’t lie. You know it’s true. Anyway, since it’s free porn friday I decided to put together some other TGP sites other than Pornzio that I use most often.

Teenies XXX

Tuna Party

Japanese Whores

The Best TGP

Ask Jolene ( Think Google of Porn )

Happy friday and have fun jacking off.

I missed last Wednesday’s Pornstar day, and for that I truly apologize. To make it up to you though. I have a prime choice of meat here for you. This week we honor the down under veteran, Jodie Moore , and the very new super hottie from the Lightspeed Clan, Mandy Lightspeed.

We’ll go ahead and start with the thunder from down under, Jodie Moore. Jodie is by far the craziest pornstar I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing naked. Her career is typical to most pornstars; started out as a stripper in Australia, moved into modeling, and before you knew it she was naked on screen with a cock in her mouth. The usual. The very Unusual part about Jodie Moore is the fact that in 2001 she decided that she was tired of getting stuck by the man. And that she was going to take a stand and stick it to the man for once. In 2001 she declared herself a candidate for political office. Early in the year she ran for local legislator in the Queensland state elections, then later on she ran in the Federal Elections for Australia’s equivalent of the U.S. Congress. She garnered 5% of the vote in these elections, and she’s quick to point out that that was more than the Oz version of the Republican Party! The next on her list is the Lord Mayor of Brisbane Australia, the Largest city in Australia and the biggest direct election in that country. She is also running the Senate in Australia in 2004.

I can guarantee that if you have 4 pictures of people to vote for. Bob, John, Derrick and super hot blonde pornstar, Jodie Moore , that you’ve already seen with a dick in her mouth. I’m voting for the cock sucker.

Now onto this hot young teen named Mandy Lightspeed. Mandy is a bit of a mystery. What is it with these young new pornstars that don’t want to tell anyone about themselves. Here’s what it says on her site: “Hi Guys! I’m Mandy Lightspeed and I hope you like my site!! I always thought I was just a regular, nice girl, but when I moved away for college, I discovered that nice girls could be naughty too J. I’m 5’7’’, blonde and have brown eyes. Most of the guys…and girls…I’ve fooled around with have said that my smile is what they like best…although every time they say that they were staring right at my perky boobs…hehe J. I was surfing the Internet a few months ago and saw an ad from Steve Lightspeed. The thought of getting naked on camera and getting a chance to fool around with the other Lightspeed Girls was just too good an opportunity to pass up! I was so happy when I got the news that I’d been chosen to be one of the new Lightspeed Girls! I hope you’ll love my pictures and videos as much as I’ve loved posing for them!!” Now I don’t know about you? But that sounds like the worst biography I’ve ever heard. I guess I just expect more than perky tits and a shaved pussy these days. Ah Well…at least she’s hot as fuck.

Veteran Jodi Moore vs Rookie Mandy Lightspeed who do you think would win in a chinese dildo throwing star match?

Jodie Moore:

vs

Mandy Lightspeed:

More Galleries of these sexy blonde pornstars:

Jodie Moore Sucking and Fucking
Jodie Moore Taking Two Cocks

Mandy Lightspeed’s First Lesbian Kiss
Mandy Lightspeed and friends

I had a random memory pop into my head today. Me and my dad were in his beat up brown truck on the way to school. He used to listen to Howard Stern every morning. And at the time I couldn’t stand Howard. He just came off so racist and mean to me. This certain day was interesting cause this one day he brought up a porn site called Blacks On Blondes. Now we didn’t even have a computer, but that site name was burned in my brain until that last bell rang. I packed up my books and ran faster than a naked man with 10 steaks hanging out of his ass who’s being chased by 50 starving ethiopians. I was heading to my friends house cause he had AOL. I got on his dial up connection and went straight to the site. The first thought through my head after the 10 minutes of loading was: Holy shit…is that thing real?

If you haven’t seen BlacksOnBlondes.com. I’ll give you the run down. Huge…and I do mean HUGE…Black cocks meet very small blonde women. Sometimes just one black cock. Sometimes a plethora of dark meat pounding any blonde orifices they can find. It was at this time that my porn love started. And it was all because of Howard Stern. He alone made my life so much better. And I’m always checking his radio and tv show to see if there’s any great porn that I’ve been missing out on.

Since that day I’ve found a ton of huge black cock sites that compare or are better than the original. And I’m posting some galleries of Big Lex. But the original will always be there for me. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the crap porn I used to look at. That was before Howard opened my eyes.

Big Black Cocks and Small Blondes who Love Them

And a few more galleries cause I can’t get enough
Interracial Love
Interracial Love2
Interracial Love3
Interracial Love4

The Original Blacks On Blondes

Friday couldn’t cum soon enough this week. This week we’re thanking our good friends at bang bros. I mean they have always had the best quality of porn. Even when they got started with their first site BangBus. And not to mention they keep coming up with new stuff like: Busty Adventures, Ball Honeys, and Big Tits Round Asses. I mean they pride themselves on great jack off appeal. And when it’s time to bring my lil boy out of the pants. They are the first ones i think of. Well not them but the chicks they video. You know what I mean. Hope you enjoy some treats I picked out for you this week.

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