I love watching cum fly all over dirty sluts. I mean who doesn’t? But do you think you can make it through 15 minutes of slow motion cum shots? Do ya? I’d like to challenge you to watch this entire thing. I made it about 3 minutes before I blew my load. Then I just skipped to the end of the video so I could say I watched the whole thing. Leave me a comment and tell me how long you lasted.

Slow Motion CumShots

I guess this just makes sense.  You can only do the trapped in a box so many times…but sex…has so many positions and creative things to do.  Mimes having sex is fucking brilliant. I’d actually watch them, and I’d probably give them a dollar.  Shit maybe even two.

Porno Mimes

Okay, so it’s not everyday that I find something that just makes me think “God…I wish I was that Dinosaur” I mean how many times in a man’s life do you get to say something like that. Well my friends…this is your first and probably last time to ever get to say that. I found this video of a dinosaur like barney having a threesome with 2 white chicks. It’s pretty amazing. It’s like sesame street meets cinemax. And if that wasn’t enough I found this other video that has a dinosaur with a big green cock that he’s raming into another white chick. What is it with white chicks and dinosaurs?

Dinosaur does 2 white chicks

Dinosaur rams cock in white chick