Now I love our friends over at FuckingMachines.com. They throw some pretty sick parties, and a kick ass happy hour on fridays. But you guys have to give a guy a break. I know everyone woman will completely disagree with me, but you guys with your machines are just making it impossible to be a good lover. In the photo above, if you can’t tell, it’s a machine with a bunch of tongues attached to a screw driver. As you press the button the tongues lick your pussy faster and faster which makes Annie Cruz cum faster than japanes business man fucking a hooker. Not only does she cum quick, but she shoots her load right in Gary’s face.

Check out the Tongue Machine

I have to say, since I’ve moved to San Francisco I’ve seen some of the craziest shit. Some shit I never thought I’d be around, and if my family found out they’d probably disown me. Regardless, this weekend marked the 23rd Folsom Street Fair in San Fran. And I’m sure I’m giving off the wrong vibe with the photo above, because it wasn’t a lot of chicks with nice boobs. You could easily describe the fair with two words: leather and cocks. I also ran into our friends from FuckingMachines.com that were mounting a man in a all fours cage, so they were a little too busy to talk. That about sums up what I saw at the fair anyway. Here’s how they describe it:

Folsom Street Events is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization serving the adult San Francisco alternative communities. Through the production of street fairs, Folsom Street Events promotes diversity within the leather/alternative lifestyle, highlighting entertainment, service and vendors. Proceeds from the production of the fairs are distributed to organizations which promote a sense of community, diversity, cooperation, health and human services.

To finish it all up. It’s awesome that people can be so free and open here in San Francisco. It’s even better that they’re cool with people like me that aren’t into it at all, but just walk around and
smile and take photos. San Francisco is crazy, but I love it.

Check out the Folsom Street Fair photos on Flickr and their Official Website. I know there were thousands of you there, so please comment on this with links to your photos so we can all enjoy. Thanks.