Archive for the 'Funny' Category
Let’s Remember the Good Times
I’m sure our friends at Hustler are going to toast with Campari tonight. lol In light of Jerry Falwell’s death today, let’s all jerk off to Hustler videos tonight. Ready? Ok. Go.
I’ll give you some free videos that are Larry Flynt approved. Check out this, this, this, and this to start. You can thank your favorite lesbian later. xoxo
Bukkake Milk….
After reading Fleshbot’s awesome article on better searching for japanese porn. I was really in the mood for some good asian porn. So I did a little looking around and found this. It’s not exactly porn, but it’s AWESOME.
Watch the Bukkake Milk Commercial
Horny Manatee
I fucking love Conan. Especially anytime I can mix Conan and Porn. Well not…like him…in porn cause he’s not the sexiest guy in the world. But who knows some of you peeps like some good fire crotch action. So anyway on Conan the other night he had a skit with a manatee on a web cam touching itself. And said it was for HornyManatee.com. And now they’ve gone ahead and made an actual porn site based on this manatee. Check the video explaining it all. You have to check it out.
Masumi Max and Bianca Beauchamp on a photoshoot…
You already know that I think Masumi Max is one of the hottest women alive. But after watching this behind the scenes video of a photoshoot with Bianca Beauchamp…she seems like one of the coolest chicks in the world to hang out with. I love when super hot girls seem really cool and funny. I want to get drunk with Masumi. Can anybody make that happen?
Behind the Scenes Video of Masumi Max and Bianca Beauchamp
Sex Pop Up Book
We’re all big kids. I miss being in school and the hardest thing I had to do was pick out what color crayola I wanted to color the pig’s tail with. Well we can now we can all be a big perverted kids. Melcher Media has come up with a full on hardcore sex book with animated pop up sections. Check out this video and watch it in action. Then buy it for every one of your perverted friends for christmas.
FISH FLYING OUT OF HER ASS!!!
I don’t even know what to say about this shit. Fishes really do fly out of her ass…it’s fucking amazing. The real question is why the fuck would you put fish in your ass? Who comes up with these ideas? Cause I need to be working there.
Check out the video of fish flying out of a cute asian’s ass
Pwned: Cum Shots Backfire
I thought I’d share a couple of accidental facials with the class. There’s something about guys getting jerk off fly aways in their own mouth or eye (on accident?) that makes me laugh. tee hee
Oh, the depravity.
p.s. Is the first guy wearing girls panties? um. Just an afterthought.
“Homosuperior, In my interior, But from the skin out I’m Homosapien too”
That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?
This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.
Pubic Hair Fashion…

It’s not everyday that BoingBoing feeds my porn/sex appetite but the pubic hair panties had to be posted on Pornzio. It’s weird, I absolutely hate pubic hair. No bush! No strip! Nothing! I want that thing bald as can be. But I think these panties are fucking awesome. Maybe it’s just the artistic graphic side of me, but I’m getting my girl a pair of these.








