It’s not everyday that BoingBoing feeds my porn/sex appetite but the pubic hair panties had to be posted on Pornzio. It’s weird, I absolutely hate pubic hair. No bush! No strip! Nothing! I want that thing bald as can be. But I think these panties are fucking awesome. Maybe it’s just the artistic graphic side of me, but I’m getting my girl a pair of these.

When I saw this photo the first thing that came to me was a protester with this huge out in front of the white house. I’m not really political or anything, but kind love how creative people get with their “I Hate Bush” campaigns and posters. We’re living in a very creative world. Knotan has some pretty sexy photos in his portfolio. Anyway this was just a random photo of the day, but kinda goes with what I just started. Since there are so many people out there that help us out by filtering through the millions of flickr photos and showing us only the hottest Babes, Asian Ladies, or just Everyday Amateur Porn. I decided I’d help the world be a better place too. So I started a Pornzio’s Favorites on Flickr for the world to see. I’m not just about ass or porn, sometimes just photos are fucking sexy and you can’t explain it. So Hopefully you like. I’ll keep adding to the cause.

Source: Sexblo.gs

No idea where my obsession with mexican wrestlers began but I’m hooked. Maybe it was the first time I turned to Telemundo and saw a midget masked wrestler get thrown into the audience. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard since. Well until today when I came across a photo of a fat ass ugly man fucking a hot porn star. How does he do it I asked myself. It has to be the mask. I mean what else on this fat slob could it be. Well money…but that would kinda kill the story. Anyway. Over at Be the Mask you don’t have to be hot, you don’t have to be ripped up, and most importantly you don’t have to have a big cock. So pretty much anyone can do it. If you’re wanting to make your own videos I found a nice store to buy some mexican wrestler masks. This is where I get all of mine. Let the Lucha Libre porn begin.
Be the Mask

Here are a couple of Mescan Wrestling Porn videos to watch ( one , and two )

I came across this halarious new ad campaign for Philips’ Man Shaver. It’s a razor that’s made to shave your dick in balls and not leave you hurtin. I’m glad they finally came out with something that wont rip my dick off…but even happier that they have a sense of humor. Check out this site Shave Everywhere and be sure and go to menu and watch the Music Video. I was rollin. And if you’re into bald pubic regions than here’s a great site for you called ALS Scans

Anyone who knows me knows that I’m obsessed with the asian ladies. I don’t deny it. I got the yellow fever and lovin every minute of it. Anyway, regardless of my love for the slanty eyes…I do find asians fucking weird. And not like normal kid in kindergarten eating boogers weird. No…I’m talking kick me in the back of the head, as you shit on me, then fart in my face as you fuck another man kinda weird. And it’s that kind of weird that makes me so happy to be with an asian woman. I have no idea what any of that meant except for asians are weird and here’s a nice photo proving how perverted and weird they can be. This nice young lady turned a oridinary day at the museum with the fam into a “I’m a perverted slut” day. Or that’s just what I think.

For those of you who like the slanty eyes and the slanty pussies check out:
Mr Chews Asian Beaver
Me Fuck You Long Time
Tokyo Pickups

We’ve all heard them, a lot of us even know what they mean, but everyday I come across one that cracks me up that I’d never heard of before. For example:

Kennebunkport Surprise
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out.

or maybe even

Flaming Amazon
This one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then…extinguish the flames with your jizz!

I found a site that has quite a few of them listed. Get educated! Dirty Sanchez and More and if that’s not enough check out Urban Dictionary

There’s always been something that turned me on about a girl that talked dirty in bed. It’s like that hidden bad girl that only comes out when you’re stuffing her pussy with your cock. But that love for the dirty has started to dimenish because of porn. Dirty talk is too soap opera acted these days. Take a look at these videos [ Video 1, Video 2] and tell me if these girls are actually feeling anything and really want the shit they’re saying. It’s total bullshit. I don’t know if these guys are just okay with chicks lying to them, but I want a girl to scream “Fuck My Asshole” while she’s dripping all over me. Not monotone “Hey you…yeah you big boy…hey why don’t you put your seaman on me…that would be hot huh?” That’s some gay ass lame shit, and that’s what I have to watch these days. Porn needs to be real. The end. Oh wait. I forgot about this chick that takes the cake for talking dirty. She’s actually doing a phone sex call as she’s sucking someone’s dick. Good shit.

I love photography! And I absolutely love random ass photos that make me laugh and think “What the fuck is that?” And this photos did it for me. Check out some more beautiful photos from Kate and Camilla

I came across a site today called Icing Images that basically has an edible printing system available. Normally this wouldn’t fall under porn. For people with a normal mind this would be baby photos on cakes and wedding photos and bullshit like that. But no! The first thing that came to mind was sex celebration. This could start a whole new wave of anniversaries. Your first Blowjob, First time I came on your face, First time we had sex on the pool table, you name it…you can celebrate it now.

This could even fall into that lonely nerd category of fucking and tasting girls that you’ve always wanted but never got to fuck or taste. I can see the tagline now “Ever wanted to know what I taste like?” with a picture of a fat pussy staring you down. Why didn’t I think of this. Check it out.

I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.

This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.

Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.

More of Peter North’s Massive Cumshot