I got the chance to met Charlie Laine while at a convention here in San Francisco recently.

And, oh my god she’s hotter in person. Rarely do chicks give me insta-boner, but Charlie managed to accomplish that feat.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around her hotness. I’ll continue to beat to her till I do.

I know what you’re asking yourself, “Did you hit on her? Did you fuck her?”

I’m sorry… I can’t even look at you guys right now… I hate myself.

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Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.

I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this

Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.

Christ, I think I found a new love.

(And, if you can’t tell, she’s British)

Face down, ass up… that is the way I like to fuck. 2 Live Crew was so right, but not as right as Face Down Ass Up University.

Pretty novel concept, really. Just get a bunch of smokin’ hot co-eds to get naked in their dorm rooms.

Fuck, I miss college so much. This was pretty much every day for me at the Baptist college I attended. Wait…

Let’s all enroll in FDAU University!

If there’s one chick who, hands down, every time makes my dick point North, it’s Eva Angelina. She’s ball-dropping hot, sucks a mean dick and has a vagina that’s unlocked 4 mysteries of the world.

She actually left porn in for a bit (eff you, boyfriend), went to school and worked at Macaroni Grill in SoCal.

How she hasn’t made this into a film yet, is beyond me. Who doesn’t want to see Eva in a sexy Macaroni Grill uniform getting plowed by everyone from the busboys to her shift manager.

And, what if you’re working at Macaroni Grill at that time? Is there anyway you can live with yourself if you didn’t fuck her? Of course not. Well, lucky for the rest of us, we can continue to beat to her whenever we’d like. Never leave us again, Eva.

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Aight…I know it’s been forever since I’ve posted a free porn friday, but it’s time to bring it back. I mean what else should you be doing on friday? Anyway…I’m pimpin my hawk these days so I figured I’d do a free porn friday punk edition. Hope you’re into it. If not…hit me up in comments and I’ll hook you up with a customized free porn friday. late