This morning I was beating off to one of the hottest teens I’ve ever seen. I decided I should go further, and find more of this chick. So, I google, FTV Ileana… which lead me to Amia Miley > Amia Moretti > Amea Moretti > Amaia Moretti.
All them ridiculously hot, but none of them as young and hot as FTV Ileana. I’d like to think she disappeared after what I’ve posted. Let’s do that.
Since I’m feeling randy this morning, I thought I’d give you guys a motherload, plus a video of her getting fuuuuuucked.
Why? Because this chick has one of the greatest asses ever, she’s sex and I want to put my penis inside of her.
Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.
I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this
Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?
I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.
I have found the love of my life. Her name is Bailey, and she sits in her room and gets naked. You can find her on Bailey’sRoom.com. Why do I love her so much? She doesn’t take herself too seriously. Is she getting naked for money? Yes, but she sticks her tongue out, crosses her eyes, and has such a sweet ass that it’s OK with me. I also love the little moles on her left tit. I’m not gonna lie, I’d nibble on them. It’s so fucking cute. She’s half Asian and half, um, hot? Poor Bailey was home schooled and was always the “new girl”. It’s kind of strange how she can be both home schooled and the new girl, but I’m not asking questions as long as she stays in her room and gets naked. She started her site to make money for college, because college is expensive. I am going to go out of my way to make sure she gets the best education a girl can get. Just not good enough to make her keep her clothes on. As always, here is her myspace, though it doesn’t appear to be real, and will probably be gone in a week.
Let’s all think back, shall we? Let’s think back to a time when we were 18. For me it’s not too hard, because it wasn’t that long ago, but for some of you, just pretend. When I was graduated high school I had a world of possibilities ahead of me. College was around the corner, where I would study law and theatre and make something of myself. I, of course, ended up here on Pornzio. Follow your dreams children! Kari Sweets is 18, and cameras are staring her in face. Oddly enough, she ended up here, too, and thank God for it. Not so much Pornzio, but porn, which is close enough. I like to beat to Kari, and writing about her is even better. It sort of justifies my travels from 18 to now, because when I was 18, I don’t remember chicks looking like that. Actually, I do, and I fucked them, but that doesn’t make for a very good story, now does it? Kari is so hot, Front Magazine named her #2 chick on the net. Right behind, Raven Riley, who I choose not to write about, because if I did I would start beating off at work, and people would get mad at me. (Those damn conservative bitches.) Anyhow, I hope you enjoy the sweetness of Kari Sweets. What? You knew I would use that! Kari Sweets is so fucking cute. She looks like a little lion who wants to have candy and sex. I fucking love candy and sex. As always, click for her myspace. Late.
I told you that this show was going to be awesome. The GAYVN Awards had major technical issues this year but the homo hecklers made up for it 10fold. While Savanna Samson’s areola’s popped up on stage, a boy behind me yelled “I see your tit-ies, bitch.” During a longer speech made by a OG Pornographer someone yelled out “yay for fags. move on.” It seriously had me rolling. Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita picked up most of the major awards. He had the same silly pout for the whole show. As he was giving his 800th speech at the podium, someone yelled “Anti Christ!”
Kathy Griffin was a riot, despite her father dying last week. She was a real highlight of the show and received numerous standing ovations. Even though she didn’t know who any of the stars were, she was able to play off of some of the dumb boys who were presenting. Idiotic stunt cocks who pronounced Pro-Am as “Pro Aim” got dissed by Kathy in a NY min. Hot.
Enjoy the rest of TJ’s GAYVN Awards Show & Afterparty photos on Flickr. Also, check out the major sponsor of the evening, NakedSword! I would talk more about the Afterparty, but you know what they say…”what happens at the Porn Palace, Stays at the Porn Palace.” Well, unless you have a membership to this site.
So let me get this straight. This photo set is Raven Riley, the hottest slut in the porn industry. And Kat Young, the adorable asian cutie who’s making a big name for herself making out and eating each other out. Is this too good to be true? I mean the only thing that could make it better is if it was another…maybe a little hotter asian with the goddess raven. Maybe someone like Mika Tan or Avena Lee. I mean my dick would be jumping up and doing cart wheels then. Regardless it’s hot shit.
Ms. Max has just released a new gallery and I have to say, she is fucking beautiful. I mean I know I talk shit about sluts and whores and all that, but I really find her to be one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. Check out this new gallery and her official site.
You may remember that I love candy and porn. I came across this Suicide Girl who’s sporting a candy bikini. Give me a candy clad lesbo any day of the week. I’m happy.
Theme Song by Beastie Boys: “She’s crafty, she gets around, she’s crafty, she’s always down…”
If you love the idea of eating out the crotch of a bikini, you should also look at this and this.
I know I’ve said that I wasn’t a big fan of Amateur before, but times they are a changin. I don’t know what it is now, but when I look at these real chicks sucking and fucking cocks. Shit even putting fruit in their vaginas it gets me going. Not to mention that most of these sites don’t skimp on the photos. I mean Pecs by Night has to have thousands of photos on it. I mean that’s like walmart. There’s something for everybody.
