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lesbodojo — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 23:07:45 +0000

Should you fear the gay chicken? Sound ON, folks!

tee hee. Simple. Loves it.

Lacey of SYTYCD Hits Her Head on Danny’s Ballsack

lesbodojo — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:02:50 +0000

Did anyone watch So You Think You Can Dance last night? Lacey and Danny were learning a new Viennese Waltz routine. In one section, she’s supposed to slide underneath him and duck her head. Lacey was almost all the way through, and her head knocked up (hard) and hit his junk. Lacey started giggling and said, ”My head hit Danny’s goodies!” Whatever. I know at least 20 gay men who would have loved to be in her position. P’okay!

Cockblocked By A Gay Mexican Leather Bar

lesbodojo — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 16:29:52 +0000

Hello from Mexico City! I’ve been having a crazy time so far. Bars are open so much later here than in San Francisco (where I live – bars close at 2am). In my quest to hook up with hot latinas, I’ve been gay bar hopping. Sadly, I was cockblocked last night when we wanted to go to Tom’s Leather Bar. boo!

Apparently, it’s very common to have gay clubs where women aren’t allowed entry. Crazy, right?! I’ve been in the bdsm scene since I was a wee-tot so I thought this bar would be fun. They’ve got strippers, fetishy gays, penis-shaped pitchers, etc. Ah, well. I don’t want to be where I’m not wanted.
Any suggestions of where I should go tonight? If so, please leave them as comments on this post.

In light of this post, I think it’s only right that I leave you with plenty of mexican porn…

Free Gay Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Free Straight Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

The Kelly Clarkson Tour is Gay but this Pic is Not

lesbodojo — Tue, 15 May 2007 17:25:47 +0000

My friends at TheAdultSection sent me this nude celeb fake of Kelly Clarkson and I had to share with the class.

Kelly Clarkson pre-sale tickets went up for grabs last week. My top gay and I will be attending the San Jose concert, for sure. If you’re in the Bay Area and are planning on attending this show, please leave me a comment. We’re hosting a gay tailgating party. I look forward to seeing some Pornzio peeps there.

Vintage Gay Bondage Porn

lesbodojo — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:50:03 +0000

As you know, I adore vintage porn. I came across this vintage gay bondage photograph and had to share with the class.

Did you pop your load yet? It looks like he’s about to.

There aren’t a huge number of places to find vintage gay bondage erotica. Lucky for you, NakedSword has compiled a vintage archive that covers bondage. NS should keep you busy for a while.

If you like homo vintage but prefer to skip the rope burn, then check out this instead. Enjoy!

Leave The Manscaping To The Metrosexuals

CrackaAss — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 23:59:16 +0000

Up until about a year or so ago, it was probably just about as difficult to find a gay porn star with any type of body or facial hair as it would be to find a smart girl on America’s Next Top Model. In the last year or so I’ve noticed that more and more gay porn stars are starting to look more natural in terms of their manscaping habits. This means no more bald armpits, chests, or millimeter length pubes. I truly have to credit Jake Gyllenhaal during his Brokeback Mountain days for walking all of the red carpets with his beard (no pun intended). To me this was the tipping point. I’m happy to see that we’re moving past this total body manscaping look to something that’s more masculine. I wouldn’t even consider myself as having a fetish for chest hair, or bears, or furry guys. I’m just not in to guys that look like they got stuck in the 90′s. It’s just not very sexy to me. On the other hand, I know that us gays have to take everything to the extreme sometimes, so I’ll draw the line when I start seeing back hair. We all have our limits, but until back hair becomes a standard of gay male beauty I’m glad to see that hair is making its way back into porn.

Joey Stefano was the epitome of hotness during the 90′s.

Arpad Miklos knows what is hot.

Francois Sagat is one hot hairy hunk!

Edu Boxer rockin’ the facial hair!

GAYVN Awards 2007

lesbodojo — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:46:05 +0000

I told you that this show was going to be awesome. The GAYVN Awards had major technical issues this year but the homo hecklers made up for it 10fold. While Savanna Samson’s areola’s popped up on stage, a boy behind me yelled “I see your tit-ies, bitch.” During a longer speech made by a OG Pornographer someone yelled out “yay for fags. move on.” It seriously had me rolling. Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita picked up most of the major awards. He had the same silly pout for the whole show. As he was giving his 800th speech at the podium, someone yelled “Anti Christ!”

Kathy Griffin was a riot, despite her father dying last week. She was a real highlight of the show and received numerous standing ovations. Even though she didn’t know who any of the stars were, she was able to play off of some of the dumb boys who were presenting. Idiotic stunt cocks who pronounced Pro-Am as “Pro Aim” got dissed by Kathy in a NY min. Hot.

Enjoy the rest of TJ’s GAYVN Awards Show & Afterparty photos on Flickr. Also, check out the major sponsor of the evening, NakedSword! I would talk more about the Afterparty, but you know what they say…”what happens at the Porn Palace, Stays at the Porn Palace.” Well, unless you have a membership to this site.

GAYVN Awards and Afterparty

lesbodojo — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:01:09 +0000

GAYVN is being hosted in San Francisco this year. Not only is it in my back yard, but it’s being hosted by none other but Kathy Griffin. *sigh* It’s really too bad she didn’t go lesbo after that asshat stole $$ from her. Anyhoo…

If you’re going to be in town, the GAYVN Awards are on February 24th. The red carpet is being hosted by the fabulous Tim & Roma (of NakedSword). Some of you remember me posting about their fabulous talk show back in the day.

Speaking of NakedSword, they’re hosting the GAYVN Afterparty at the Kink.com Porn Palace. It will include dancers from Falcon Studios and Rascal Video. Chi Chi LaRue will be the dee-jaying for the evening. And clearly you’ll all come to party with muoi. Hellooooo!

Seriously. Don’t snooze on this one. It will be a night to remember. I’m going to start the evening off by trying to bang Kathy and end it dancing with the hottest gay boys ever. It’ll be just like prom!

Gay Pornstar and Friend Andy Dill Died

lesbodojo — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:31:37 +0000

The entire industry is heartbroken over Andy Dill this week. He passed on Wednesday afternoon in San Francisco from meningitis. You can read AVN’s article about it here. Andy is best known as a foxy gay pornstar. He was heavily involved behind the camera, as well.

Andy was skilled as a pornographer, webmaster, PR agent, talent scout, production manager, and owner of a few paysites. He was also my friend and former colleague. A few of you will remember me posting a few months ago about his redhead porn site. If anyone left their mark on the adult industry, it was Andy.

I’ll always remember his positive attitude and amazing smile. Andy had a way of making everyone feel understood and appreciated. I value every conversation we had together. My best goes to his family, fans, and friends.

May I be your Papi Chulo?

lesbodojo — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:46:06 +0000

Warning: Papi’s huge archive of party boy videos will cause premature ejaculation. Keep a jerk off towel handy as you peep in on the hottest gay parties and secret orgy afterparties.

In a sea of gay reality sites, Papi manages to remain original by allowing members to interact/chat with the guys who attend their parties. Their event attendees aren’t models, just hot party guys.

If you want to see more guys getting hard on the dancefloor, check out these free Papi videos. You can thank your favorite hag later. xoxo