Duh…but does she love those squishy pillows more then we do? This video shows Heidi Klum in a bra - playing with her breasts.

God bless TMZ’s video editors. This clip ends in a tour de force score of Heidi Klum’s laughter. Enjoy.

Vampyros Lesbos (by Jesus Franco) is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s a classic in the lesbian vampire genre; made in 1970. If you’re a horror movie fan, you’ll love the kick ass soundtrack. So spooky! You can see the original German trailer here.

SuicideGirls just released a photo series that was inspired by the infamous Vampyros Lesbos. Can you dig it?

Now that I have my goth fans all hot and bothered, I’ll offer some free porn. Click here, here, and here for some free gothic & vampire erotica. Enjoy! xoxo

That really is the question.  I guess you have to ask yourself who thought of lube?  I mean you know romeo wanted to put it in juliets butt, but sometimes that thing is just too tight.  What will lube this thing up he thought to himself?  I’ve got it.  There was a big stick of butter with bread on the dinner table.  That’ll do it.  And now lube is everywhere and people are putting it in butts all over the world.

But just like fashion lube wants to get back to it’s retro days.  And leave it to the germans to bring it back.

Check out this video of butter fucking