Pornzio.com Blog » get laid http://pornzio.com/blog The best porn on the Internet, brought to you daily. Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:43:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 My Nina Hartley Sex Lesson http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/12/01/my-nina-hartley-sex-lesson/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/12/01/my-nina-hartley-sex-lesson/#comments Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:48:12 +0000 lesbodojo http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/12/01/my-nina-hartley-sex-lesson/
I recently took a sex class from non other than Nina Hartley. Yes, I even get a certificate for participating. Nina Hartley has always been a sexual icon for me, and it was amazing to hear her speak.

The class was held in San Francisco in the back room of Good Vibrations on Polk Street. Nina Hartley spoke to a class of about 20 horny couples…and me. I was probably the only girl in the room that was spunky enough to attend the class solo.

She had charts that broke down sexuality by gender, submission/domination, kink, monogomy/pollyamory, how long it takes you to orgasm, how many orgasms you can have in a night, how much sex you need to be happy, etc. It was really interesting to see it all mapped out so well. It made me realize that I’ve been choosing sexual partners that don’t have the large sex drive that I do. It was quite a wake up call for yours truly. Apparently, I have a “short trigger” and my multiple orgasms deserve a partner who’s “present.” Thanks for the sexpert advice, Nina!

I even tried to talk to Ms. Hartley during one of the breaks. I was so nervous that I kept asking if other people wanted to go before me. When she looked at me with those big eyes and asked how I was, I immediately turned it into a business conversation. lol I’m such a dork! Do you have any pornstars you feel that way about?

Today my biggest priorities are to buy Nina Hartley’s new book and to sign up for a new profile on AFF. Now that I have the tools for better orgasms, I want to find a sexually compatible (lesbo) fuck buddy! Ah, yes. This should be an interesting weekend. ;) Details will cum later…

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They helped with coming out, fucking, respecting my pussy, and navigating through various sexual politics. Without further ado, here’s a short list of queer sexperts that kick ass.

  1. Annie Sprinkle
    • Check out her Official Site, Wikipedia Career Summary
    • Pic from my favorite sex performance piece “A Public Cervix Announcement.” Miss Sprinkle let people walk up and take a close look at her vagina through a speculum; in an attempt to “demystify the female body.” Yes. Gaping is informative!
  2. Susie Bright
  3. Carol Queen

Buy their sex education books and/or videos for your girlfriend if you want to take your sexual life to the next level. You can learn a lot from bisexual sexperts. I promise. xoxo

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Let’s forget the discussion on if it’s really urine or cum for a second. Don’t you want to bring your lover to a face clenching, uncontrollable orgasm? Don’t you want to be the favorite lover of each girl you sleep with? Alright-y, then. In this case, it doesn’t matter what female ejaculation is. I’d venture to say that there has not been enough research on this subject to qualify a stance one way or the other.

Bottom Line: hot women getting off is a good thing! If you haven’t fucked a juicy squirter yet, put an ad on Craigslist or create a profile on AFF. I dare you. You can thank me later. xoxo

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