Dildo Go Kart…
If fuckingmachines.com doesn’t know about the guy who made this, they need to find him. How awesome is this? Not only do you get to masturbate, but you also get to ride around town on a go cart. This is like a mix of exhibitionist, masturbation, fetish and racing. Just think if they were remote control. You could put your lady on one, and your friends lady on the other and race them through town. I real meet the neighbors kinda thing.
Check out this video of the Dildo Go Kart



