Most twins in porn are uncomfortable with touching each other on camera. It’s like they’ll smile through being tea bagged in tandem, but having to kiss each other would be wrong. Fuck all that noise; meet the Carvalho Twins.

Caio and Carlos Carvalho are the new porno twins featured on AMG Brazil.

For those of you who have a gay twin fascination, this is what you’ve been looking for. Check out more free gay twin movies.

The models have incredible skills. Extreme blowjobs built for full shaft lovin’ is rad. These ladies are stuffed to pack in every inch ya got (plus some).

What kind of world are we living in where they can’t list this special training on their resume.

I’ve spent the last 2 hours watching porn.  I know what you’re saying…how is this different than any other day.  And you’re right.  It isn’t different, the only difference has been the site that I was looking at.  I found Badoink today and am very pleased.  And the reason I’m pleased is length.  Not length of cock or anything, but I’m always happy with sites that give you super long video clips.  Shit that’s long enough for you to actually cum.  I hate when I’m feelin it and then I have stop, click the next video or go to another page.  It’s so annoying.  Finally someone who helps out the cheap porn surfer.  Badoink

A few porn galleries to get you through the rest of the day

1. Badoink Porn
2. Badoink Porn
3. Badoink Porn
4. Badoink Porn
5. Badoink Porn

It’s hard for me to admit that I don’t know who Tatum Reed is. At least I didn’t until Fucking Lesbo turned me onto her. Fucking ey, I can’t believe I’ve been missing out. I mean she’s not this drop dead gorgeous chick or anything, but her films are dirty. But still in a very artistic sexy fucking way. Check out some of her trailers and you’ll know what I’m talking about. But this is the real reason I’m in love with this chick. From Her Bio:

Tatum Reed is Popwhore. Popwhore is Tatum Reed.

If you aren’t into big words, here is the bio for you: I LOVE BIG COCKS and I love sucking on them and making my pussy so wet that I make you stuff me full. I then pull your cock out and put it into my gaping asshole and then take your cum all over my face. That is all you wanted to know about me-right? Yeah, I thought so.

I mean if that doesn’t instantly make you love a female I don’t know what will. Anyway check out some hot Tatum video titles and sites she’s featured on such as: Who’s Next in Porn #2, West Coast Gangbangs, Book Worm Bitches, and some in the Bang Bros collection. I love her.

Most of my day has been wasted because of this new site I found today called MachoMedia. It’s in german or russian or some damn language I can’t read, but I’m still just hooked. It’s nothing but hot high rez photos of porn shoots, conventions, people just fucking on stages, it’s just hot shit. And the high rez photos part is what is really doing it for me. Cause there’s not just a couple of them. There are thousands. Just take a look at this Random Event where some chick fucks a couple of guys. There has to be around 300 photos of just this one fuck fest. All I know is it’s worth the look. Just keep clicking and you’ll find hot shit around every corner. I gotta go find some more random language porn.

Check out Macho Media

I used to have this neighbor when I lived in texas that was just fucking gorgeous. Burnette with long tan legs that had an ass that just waved high as she walked away. She was incredible. I would always day dream about her just showing up at the house…knocking on the door…and the words “Can I suck your cock?” coming out of her mouth. I guess the fact that she was married meant something to her, but that would have made it that much better for me. There’s nothing like a married chick that wants your dick more than anyone elses. A Desperate Housewife if you will. I think that’s the reason I love that show. Hot married sluts that look everywhere for a new dick. It’s brilliant! Today I found Neighbor Affair which is basically my daydreams in video form. So I fucking love it and this chick Riley Mason looks just like my old neighbor…so I’m already a fan of this site. The best part…by far…is the closing line that all the girls use “I want your hot neighbor cum!” Priceless.

Check out Neighbor Affair

It’s suppose to be a new twist on an old category but not sure that it is. Don’t get me wrong Sperm Cocktail has hot pornstars getting cum drenched, and who doesn’t like seeing that? The twist is that the cocks cum in some big ole martini glasses rather than on her face. I guess looking from the photos and videos that some of them can’t help but to cum on her face anyway…but they’re suppose to cum in the glass. Then she’s suppose to gulp it all down and everyone’s happy. Well I don’t know about everyone, but I’m happy.

On a side note…how fucking ashy does the guy’s cock in the picture above want to be?

Check out Sperm Cocktail

Combinations are what this world revolves around. Hamburger and fries, Hotdog and a coke, and now my ultimate favorite Burritos and Bitches. That’s right mixing mexican sluts with mexican food. What on earth could be better. At least that’s what I was thinking until I ran into Taco Pie another mexican sluts gets her taco fucked site. After finding that I just needed more. What other mexican slut/food sites could I find? Well I found no more, but I did find a site with a guy named Nacho.

And the americanos jump in with their Big Sausage Pizza site. And they take it to a whole other level. Some dude actually puts his cock in a greasy ass pizza. And if that wasn’t gross enough some chicks sucks the grease right off. Good times.

Unlike ole Vagina from China, the people over at JsexNetwork know what’s going on. They realize they have plenty of hot japanese ladies to go around. There only thinking was “what can we do with all of these hot japanese women?” Hmmm…lets get 250 chicks and 250 dicks and we’ll have a massive white warehouse orgy with camera’s flying around over head as the cum flies underneath. BRILLIANT! I can’t think of a better asian porn idea. At least with the pure volume of pussy you know some of them have to he fucking hot as hell. Not to mention that the uglies have the stigma of fucking like animals. You gotta fuck it right when you actually get the chance. So yeah…check this shit out. 500 person sex, the largest group sex video out of japan. God I need to move there. Check out the dvd cover and there are a few photos of the escapade here (via Ethnorotica)

I don’t think I’ve ever been so dissappointed with a site before. I mean to have such a kick ass domain name VAGINAfromCHINA.com and to not make that as bad ass as it could be just kills me. I mean it says “from China”, but then you get to the site and it says:
“We are here to serve you with a huge amount of pictures and an impressive database of REAL Japanese movies. From Asian teens to Asian whores – all asian babes can be found in here: not only from China but also girls from Japan, Thai chicks, Philippines, Korean chicks, and more! Come in right now and… We love you long time!”
What the fuck…China is the most overpopulated place in the world and you’re telling me you couldn’t just stick with just hot Chinese chicks? I mean you could have just stood outside the orphanage, and picked up all the 18 year olds that suddenly became too old to take care of. And if that wasn’t enough…with all the choices of all asian countries…the girls you pick look more like sweatshop workers. Don’t get me wrong there a couple of hotties in there, and hey…some of you might like that down syndrome look. But me…I’m more of the hot, tan, nice tits, round ass ( I know that’s asking a lot from an asian site), and beautiful sexy face myself. I will give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they are a new site. Maybe they’ve got a ton of hot shit coming in the weeks to come. I’ll keep an eye out but check out the most kick ass Asian Porn site domain name on the planet. Vagina from China