As I was paging through XXL today, I came across this smokin Video Hoe. Video Hoes are those bionic babes that drop it like it’s hot in rap music videos. This reminds me of of something the great Snoop Dogg said, “without hoes life would be fucked up.”

So true. God bless all the Video Hoes.

This particular video hoe is named Erica. She’s was featured in Big Boi’s “Kryptonite (I’m on It),” Juvenile’s “Rodeo,” Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ms. New Booty” and Biggie’s “Spit Your Game.” 34C-24-38, goddamnit. That body is no joke.

Then there’s the ultra-fly ebony model slash Video Hoe La’Shontae Heckard…

La’Shontae is in Fat Joe & Nelly’s “Get it Poppin,” Dru Hill’s “I Should Be,” Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey’s “Give It To Me,” 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop,” Ludacris & DTP’s “Growing Pains RMX” Gucci Mane Feat. Young Jeazy’s “So Icy,” and Kanye West’s “Golddigger.” She’s clearly made a career out of being the hot chick in videos.

I really hope the next step for these chicks is porn. Is that so wrong? The music they could license for the adult videos would be hot. Ladies, let me be your manager…

Being that it’s the devil’s day and the world is suppose to end today, I figured I’d dedicate today’s post to the big guy downstairs. So I jumped over to Ask Jolene to find a few hotties with or dressed as slutty devils, and suddenly a tear came to my eye. Out of the millions of galleries on there I only found 6 devil outfits. Well 5 actually, 1 was a cgi devil fucking a big tittied slut. But that’s not the point. He deserves much more than we give him. I’m so dissappointed in our lack of devil porn I’m going to make my girl dress up in her lil bad girl devil out fit tonight and I’ll take photos. So I’m sorry oh dark lord, I tried to make this day about you and your sluts, but our world just isn’t into devil porn. We suck.

Here is what I found though. Enjoy oh creator of porn.
Update: 2 seconds after I post this The Sex Blog puts up this hottie in a devil outfit, and 2 seconds after that this hottie in a devil outfit

I know I’m a random fucker. I don’t deny it. And I don’t mind keeping my randomness inline with my porn. Today I was really wanting to see some Pirate Porn. No fucking idea why…but I found the hottest fucking porn on fleshbot called PirateXXX.com It claims to be the most expensive porn ever made. After watching the trailer I fucking believe it.

So in respects to the most expensive porno ever Hottie Files is all about the pirates. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Today I felt that Hottie Files needed to have a little change. Nothing special since this is only the second round of Hottie Files, but it needed a lil sumfin. So I thought I’d make it themed. Today’s theme is close to home. Chicks with guns. Being from Texas I’ve dated many girls that carried guns in their cars. And even though it may sound weird it kinda turned me on. Like they instantly became the take control slut freaks that I like so much. So here’s this weeks edition of Hottie Files.