We’ve all seen it all in the porn industry. Big cocks, small cocks, facials, anal, you name it and it’s been done. So I love when I find some totally fresh porn ideas out there. Today I found Gorilla Gras. Which takes the simple idea of girls at mardi gra or on vacation in cancun and puts a twist on it. This twist being a guy dresses up as a gorilla and facializes chicks with a massive king kong dong. It’s pretty fucking funny to watch.

Check out some these videos
Gorilla Gras Video 1
Gorilla Gras Video 2
Gorilla Gras Video 3
Gorilla Gras Video 4
Gorilla Gras Video 5

Being somewhat of a connoisseur of porn these days. I’d like to think that I know quality when i see it. And there is one company out there that I see no fault in any of their sites. Braincash makes some of the best porn online and it just doesn’t stop. This past week they’ve come out with 4 brand new sites that are just kick ass.

You should know by now that I’m a big fan of the asian porn. So when I saw that one was called Fuck That Asian I wasn’t jumping out of my seat. But when I actually saw the site the blood started flowing down below. I mean not only is the quality of the videos good, but they have every major asian porn star on the first page. Move over Mr Chews Asian Beaver there’s a new yellow site in town.

Now we come to Feet Frenzy. Now I’m not a big fan of getting jacked off by some chicks feet or cumming on the toes, but if that’s what you or the person you’re with wants than I’m all for it. My girl is always on her feet and I don’t want her smelly ass feet in my mouth, but if she asks me to cum on them. You can know that I’ll oblige.

I love it Black is fucking great. I think I’ve told you that the first site I ever saw was Blacks on Blondes and I’ve been a fan of the monster black cocks making little chicks scream ever since. I love it black is right there. It’s nothing but hot ass chicks getting banged in every hole from a 12 inch black cock. What’s better than that?

I have to say More than a Girl pisses me off. Not cause it’s not good. It’s great just like the rest of them. What pisses me off that dudes make themselves look like hot chicks. yeah you can tell most of the time, but there are some talented doctors out there. As you can see from this site. Be careful next time you’re picking chicks up from the bar. Or at least start fucking with the lights on so you know what you’re working with. Oh and the tagline cracks me up “Cocked and Loaded” God I love porn.

Doesn’t get much better than Braincash.

I had a random memory pop into my head today. Me and my dad were in his beat up brown truck on the way to school. He used to listen to Howard Stern every morning. And at the time I couldn’t stand Howard. He just came off so racist and mean to me. This certain day was interesting cause this one day he brought up a porn site called Blacks On Blondes. Now we didn’t even have a computer, but that site name was burned in my brain until that last bell rang. I packed up my books and ran faster than a naked man with 10 steaks hanging out of his ass who’s being chased by 50 starving ethiopians. I was heading to my friends house cause he had AOL. I got on his dial up connection and went straight to the site. The first thought through my head after the 10 minutes of loading was: Holy shit…is that thing real?

If you haven’t seen BlacksOnBlondes.com. I’ll give you the run down. Huge…and I do mean HUGE…Black cocks meet very small blonde women. Sometimes just one black cock. Sometimes a plethora of dark meat pounding any blonde orifices they can find. It was at this time that my porn love started. And it was all because of Howard Stern. He alone made my life so much better. And I’m always checking his radio and tv show to see if there’s any great porn that I’ve been missing out on.

Since that day I’ve found a ton of huge black cock sites that compare or are better than the original. And I’m posting some galleries of Big Lex. But the original will always be there for me. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the crap porn I used to look at. That was before Howard opened my eyes.

Big Black Cocks and Small Blondes who Love Them

And a few more galleries cause I can’t get enough
Interracial Love
Interracial Love2
Interracial Love3
Interracial Love4

The Original Blacks On Blondes

Wednesday, I’ve decided, is now Pornstar Day. It’s going to be a praise to the old school and the new school in the porn industry. The Veteran and the Rookie if you will. Today we’re going to start with a two lovely asian pornstars. The veteran hitting clean up is Tera Patrick. Not only is Tera Patrick hot as hell, but she’s not the dumb ass pornstar like we would have all imagined. She’s a nurse, with the dream of becoming an infectious disease specialist. She was discovered in San Francisco when she was 13 and subsequently moved to New York to pursue a career in modeling. She worked as a model and appeared on the runway until she was 18. At this time, she quit modeling to attend State University in Idaho. Tera transferred to California and returned to modeling, where she met Penthouse photographer Suze Randall. Soon after this introduction, Tera was named Penthouse Pet and Hustler Honey.” It was long after that she became the sex goddess that we all know.

Hitting ninth in the rookie spot we have Jade. Jade is a bit of a mystery. I’ve spent the last couple of hours looking for more information on her and have come up blank. I can find her videos on Monsters of Cock and Captain Stabbin , but no bio information. Regardless I was determinded to put her into this post. How can you not fall in love with a small blonde asian girl beating herself in the face with a 14inch cock? It was love at first sight for me. She’s adorable. If anyone has any info on her please let me know so I can add it. But I assume she’s one of those young girls that got into porn on accident. Didn’t actually think she’d get seen as much as she is, and she’s worried that her parents will find out about her if she puts up her own official site. At least that’s what I made up just now. So yeah.

Veteran Tera Patrick vs Rookie Jade who do you think would win in a double ended dildo battle?

Tera Patrick and Jade Galleries:

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More Galleries of these sexy asian pornstars:

Tera Patrick takes off her bikini
Tera Patrick sucks and fucks

Jade gets pounded by the Captain
Jade and a monster cock

After reading this article over at the Northwest Kidney Center it made me scared for every pornstar that’s ever worked with the master Peter North. Could he have single handedly been causing kidney problems for women all these years. Apparently. A bit from the article:
Proteins need to be broken down by the body into amino acids, and waste products filtered out of the bloodstream and excreted. Eating too much protein is believed to put too much strain on the body’s ability to deal with waste products, particularly in people who already have a kidney problem.

Basically this man has been shooting massive loads of protein all over and in girls for decades. Just look at some of these loads below. One is how does a girl consume that much spunk, and the other is how does this man produce a milk carton worth of cum. At least one of those secrets have made their way on the street. He has pills. Like fucking pornstar steroids that make you shoot massive loads. So beware ms. new female pornstar. Beware.

To all the female pornstars out there that have dealt with Mr. Peter North’s massive cum glory. I’d like to send you a free bottle of cranberry juice just to make sure your kidneys stay safe.

More cum than you can swallow in one gulp

I realized today that I don’t put enough gay posts on Pornzio. So for today I figured I’d start with a Massive Amount of Goo. Our friends over at Fleshbot.com found this gay porn site and it has it all. Here’s what they say about themselves: “The GooGabberTM blogs, blabs, babbles and busts about gay porn, gay porn stars, and all things gay in the only blog you can flog your log to! Where Political Correctness takes a back seat to Cock ‘n’ Balls!

Fleshbot is a big fan and had this to say about JuicyGoo: In case you don’t check for updates at the inestimable JuicyGoo as obsessively as we do, we thought we’d let you know that there’s a new collection of amateur twink photos up as of this week, thus bringing the total of wankworthy galleries on the site to somewhere near the umptyjillion mark. If you’ve never visited the site before, we promise it’ll take you at least through the weekend to click through the archives to check out what you’ve been missing all this time—assuming your wrist holds up, that is,

JuicyGoo: Gay Porn Picture Gallery

If that’s not enough for you…there are always the hardcore videos over at Boyscasting.com

I keep hearing “porn keeps pushing it’s limits”. My question is how far are these limits going to grow? And yes that was a shitty lead into what i’m talking about. I mean in the 70’s when porn hit the market running. Normal guys with pubes galore and normal cocks were porn stars. It was like a club scene. If you had a pretty face and were willing to fuck on camera. You’re In! But now, things have really changed. To be a male pornstar you have to be able to fling out your big 10incher. And some of these guys are so big they’re pushing the 20inch marker. Fuckin ey!

That alone is amazing, but to think that there are women out there in the world that can not only take that huge dong in their ass,but also take 5 massive cocks at a time! You have to wonder how they find these women. And men for that matter. I mean do you put a ad in the paper: Seeking Male with cock that is the same size as his arm. And Seeking Female who can swallow a cucumber and eat a cup of yogurt at the same time. Maybe some guys are just blessed and some women are just freaks. Regardless its fun to watch.

Lots and lots of Huge Cocks

We’ve all said it. And if we didn’t say it we definately thought it. Everyone has had at least one teacher that anytime you saw her all you could think about was either: her naked, her with your cock in her mouth, her on her desk legs in the air saying fuck me, or you just cumming on her face and her saying “we’re going to have to work on your accuracy”. Regardless hot teachers are what make getting through school possible. I mean I wouldn’t have fucked my girlfriend half as much if it wasn’t for Mrs. Stone. See if you can find one of your teachers on MyFirstSexTeacher. Have fun.

Here are just some of the slutty teachers I found that brought back a high school woody:

Find Your Sexy Teacher Slut