Pornzio.com Blog » Humor http://pornzio.com/blog The best porn on the Internet, brought to you daily. Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:43:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Monster DP Fantasy http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/09/05/monster-dp-fantasy-video/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/09/05/monster-dp-fantasy-video/#comments Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:21:37 +0000 lesbodojo http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/09/05/monster-dp-fantasy-video/ wtf is this bitch doing?!

Crap. This type of monster porn gives me nightmares. Remember the post I made a while back about the dildo monster video? I think this might be worse.

This clip is part of Naughty Little Nymphos. I was searching with the keyword “Nymphos” on SkinVideo yesterday. My bad. I was feeling horny and this video just totally killed the mood. Monster Sex = Cold Shower x 1000
um. Do you know any hot chicks that jerk off to monster fantasies? Ya. Didn't think so...

Most of the scenes from Naughty Little Nymphos feature men in costumes and/or masks fucking hot chicks. If you’re into that type of fantasy, check out this and this. Super weird shit.

]]> http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/09/05/monster-dp-fantasy-video/feed/ 0 MMM Ba Cock http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/08/16/fear-the-gay-chicken/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/08/16/fear-the-gay-chicken/#comments Thu, 16 Aug 2007 23:07:45 +0000 lesbodojo http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/08/16/fear-the-gay-chicken/ Should you fear the gay chicken? Sound ON, folks!

This site will turn you gay!

tee hee. Simple. Loves it.

]]> http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/08/16/fear-the-gay-chicken/feed/ 0 The Power of Christ Cumpells You http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/05/30/the-xxxorcist-porn-cumpells-you/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/05/30/the-xxxorcist-porn-cumpells-you/#comments Thu, 31 May 2007 01:52:04 +0000 lesbodojo http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/05/30/the-xxxorcist-porn-cumpells-you/ I’m so wet for Burning Angel. They did a punk rock porno version of The Exorcist called THE XXXORCIST!
wtf?! The power of christ cumpells you bitch?!*

Loves it. Father Merkin does a goddamn “sexorcism” on the crazy slut with the twirly head. This movie is perfect for horror fans like me. Watch the Quicktime trailer here. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. ; )

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After reading Fleshbot’s awesome article on better searching for japanese porn.  I was really in the mood for some good asian porn.  So I did a little looking around and found this.  It’s not exactly porn, but it’s AWESOME.

Watch the Bukkake Milk Commercial 

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So if you read the last post you realize that japanese people are fucking weird. So weird that they need to go out of their way to find ways to get turned on.  Some people are into watching their woman get banged by another man or woman.  This person apparently gets turned on by watching his girl suck a cock that isn’t even there.  WTF??

]]> http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/02/01/invisible-blowjob/feed/ 1 She Shoots Milk out of her ASS! http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/02/01/she-shoots-milk-out-of-her-ass/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/02/01/she-shoots-milk-out-of-her-ass/#comments Thu, 01 Feb 2007 22:21:22 +0000 CrackaAss http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/02/01/she-shoots-milk-out-of-her-ass/ milkass.jpg

You read that right.  And what the hell is wrong with japanese people.  I get that they want to be creative and do something completly different.  But what’s hot about this?  Regardless you must watch it.

Japanese Girl Shoots Milk Out of Her Ass 

]]> http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/02/01/she-shoots-milk-out-of-her-ass/feed/ 2 GAYVN Awards and Afterparty http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/01/30/gayvn-awards-and-afterparty/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/01/30/gayvn-awards-and-afterparty/#comments Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:01:09 +0000 lesbodojo http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/01/30/gayvn-awards-and-afterparty/ GAYVN is being hosted in San Francisco this year. Not only is it in my back yard, but it’s being hosted by none other but Kathy Griffin. *sigh* It’s really too bad she didn’t go lesbo after that asshat stole $$ from her. Anyhoo…

Kathy Griffin is one hot irish piece of ass!
If you’re going to be in town, the GAYVN Awards are on February 24th. The red carpet is being hosted by the fabulous Tim & Roma (of NakedSword). Some of you remember me posting about their fabulous talk show back in the day.

Speaking of NakedSword, they’re hosting the GAYVN Afterparty at the Kink.com Porn Palace. It will include dancers from Falcon Studios and Rascal Video. Chi Chi LaRue will be the dee-jaying for the evening. And clearly you’ll all come to party with muoi. Hellooooo!

Seriously. Don’t snooze on this one. It will be a night to remember. I’m going to start the evening off by trying to bang Kathy and end it dancing with the hottest gay boys ever. It’ll be just like prom!

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Utilitarian porn rocks, right?

]]> http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/01/19/utilitarian-porn/feed/ 0 Pwned: Cum Shots Backfire http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/09/12/pwned-cum-shots-backfire/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/09/12/pwned-cum-shots-backfire/#comments Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:59:15 +0000 lesbodojo http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/09/12/pwned-cum-shots-backfire/ I thought I’d share a couple of accidental facials with the class. There’s something about guys getting jerk off fly aways in their own mouth or eye (on accident?) that makes me laugh. tee hee

Oh, the depravity.

p.s. Is the first guy wearing girls panties? um. Just an afterthought.

]]> http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/09/12/pwned-cum-shots-backfire/feed/ 0 “Homosuperior, In my interior, But from the skin out I’m Homosapien too” http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/09/08/homosuperior-in-my-interior-but-from-the-skin-out-im-homosapien-too/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/09/08/homosuperior-in-my-interior-but-from-the-skin-out-im-homosapien-too/#comments Fri, 08 Sep 2006 20:19:06 +0000 lesbodojo http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2006/09/08/homosuperior-in-my-interior-but-from-the-skin-out-im-homosapien-too/ That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?

This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.

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