When I saw Farang Ding Dong this morning I was reminded of a previous post about Big Ole Boobies. Where the question was “Are boobs ever too big?” Well I can definately say after seeing Farang that the answer is definately yes. Once they reach that…it takes 5 guys to pull up one boob stage…then she has crossed the line of too much boobage. For some reason I spend a lot of time on this site. So much that I read their 5 part story behind the site. To be honest I thought everything was real and that this small asian sluts really had this GInormous tits, but after reading the story and seeing more photos it’s totally fake. I mean a 75 pound chinese girl with 90 pound boobs…and she still has a 6 pack. Come on now. I can only assume that there is some kind of bra made out of balloons with nipples that comes in different sizes that these guys put on little chinese sluts at a whore house. It’s a great idea so more power to them, but make it real man. Leave it to my imagination, don’t write a book about each girl. It’s still worth the time and you can definately find photos to send around on your company email and get in trouble with. Cause it’s totally safe for work. No nudity, just big ole chinese titties. Have fun.

There is no way to beat around the bush with this one. What the fuck is so wrong with someone that would make them want to pretend they’re fucking a baby. Now I’m all about some role playing or some dress up shit. I’m more of a cheerleader or maybe even illegal aliens man myself. But this one I’ll never understand. I’m not judging you cause obviously there enough people out there that are into this that they felt the need to build a site for it. But I can’t say that I’ll ever be a fan.

They also have another site called I need 2 Pee where girls try to make it to the bathroom, but never quite make it without pissing all over themselves. Again not my cup of tea, but go at it.

I came across this halarious new ad campaign for Philips’ Man Shaver. It’s a razor that’s made to shave your dick in balls and not leave you hurtin. I’m glad they finally came out with something that wont rip my dick off…but even happier that they have a sense of humor. Check out this site Shave Everywhere and be sure and go to menu and watch the Music Video. I was rollin. And if you’re into bald pubic regions than here’s a great site for you called ALS Scans

Anyone who knows me knows that I’m obsessed with the asian ladies. I don’t deny it. I got the yellow fever and lovin every minute of it. Anyway, regardless of my love for the slanty eyes…I do find asians fucking weird. And not like normal kid in kindergarten eating boogers weird. No…I’m talking kick me in the back of the head, as you shit on me, then fart in my face as you fuck another man kinda weird. And it’s that kind of weird that makes me so happy to be with an asian woman. I have no idea what any of that meant except for asians are weird and here’s a nice photo proving how perverted and weird they can be. This nice young lady turned a oridinary day at the museum with the fam into a “I’m a perverted slut” day. Or that’s just what I think.

For those of you who like the slanty eyes and the slanty pussies check out:
Mr Chews Asian Beaver
Me Fuck You Long Time
Tokyo Pickups

We’ve all heard them, a lot of us even know what they mean, but everyday I come across one that cracks me up that I’d never heard of before. For example:

Kennebunkport Surprise
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out.

or maybe even

Flaming Amazon
This one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then…extinguish the flames with your jizz!

I found a site that has quite a few of them listed. Get educated! Dirty Sanchez and More and if that’s not enough check out Urban Dictionary

I love photography! And I absolutely love random ass photos that make me laugh and think “What the fuck is that?” And this photos did it for me. Check out some more beautiful photos from Kate and Camilla

There’s not much that men have over women. I mean women live longer, tend to be smarter, have a lot less body hair, can always get a free drink when they want one, but men still have their gloreous cumshot. I mean they may not always seem glorious to the viewer or the woman, but to us it’s our time to prove that we’re your king. Now lay back and take it in the face! I mean there is no greater pleasure. I mean there are some women out there that can squirt you in the eye, but I’m yet to see the Peter North of squirts.

With all that being said…there are some weird fucking guys out there. That or maybe I’m fucking boring. For me a cumming all over her face and watching it drip down is hot. Shit…even just in her mouth and watching her swallow. That shit’s hot to me. And of course you can’t help the…I can’t take it anymore…gotta pull out and cum on your ass…cumshots. Those are good to. I’ve just seen a lot of pics and videos lately that just take that to a whole other level. For instance:

Wow…I came all over your foot. We got all sweaty…and nasty…and now I want to get close to your stank feet. No thanks.

The boots are hot I’ll give you that. And hey…maybe he shot for her stomach…and it just didn’t have the power captain.

Umm…I don’t even know what to say to that. Some people like pubes…others like arm pit cumshots. What can you do?

Why would I want to cum into a cup and watch you drink it? Just open your mouth, and I’ll watch it from there. Now you just have to wash another glass.

Well I like to pound my girl and sometimes make it hurt, but I don’t want her blind. I mean sometimes I want her to be able to fucking drive me home when I’m drunk.

Again I’m speechless.

Not all women like this whole cumshot superior thing. And don’t fuck with a girl that just got her hair done. Click to watch this video

Wanna See More Random Cumshots? Check out these sites:

Swallowing Sluts
Big Mouthfuls
Foot Jobs
Jizz on Glasses
Pink Eye Sluts
A lil Cum Swappin

have fun with that.

I’ve seen some fucked up shit in my day. Especially when it comes to porn. I mean I look at it all day everyday, for work of course. But today I came across something that totally fucked me up. You know that feeling when you’re watching this hot girl suck a cock. And it’s really turning you on. You pull it out and are jacking off to it. Then she stands up and starts taking off her clothes. And OOOPS out pops her big massive dick. I hate that feeling.

Well I got that feeling this morning when I came across Milk Gone Wild. At first when i saw it I thought it was just another spoof of Girls Gone Wild. More boobs. Just what the world needs. But then I watched the allegedly banned super bowl commercial and I felt a lil wierd. I mean I was getting a little excited when I saw a couple of hotties getting ready to lift up their shirts. Especially this one hot asian girl that looked like she was hiding a turkey in the top of her shirt. Then she lifted it up only to reveal some fucking utters. Don’t get me wrong. An utter can be hot. WAIT…what the fuck am I talking about? No it can’t. Sorry. I was smoking crack. Check out the video from Milk Gone Wild.

I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.

This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.

Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.

More of Peter North’s Massive Cumshot

Even freckle face Archie was all about the facial. And it looks like a Peter North cumshot as well. You go Archie.

After a quick look around I found a lot of good cartoon porn. Nice Selection Here: Sim 11