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Milk Being Farted Out of Buttholes – Yum

I love that milk enemas is a thing.

I’d also like to say I understand the phenomenon of injecting whipped cream and other milk products into your asshole, and farting it out into someone’s mouth.

What makes me happy is that there’s someone out there who not only gets it, but is masturbating furiously to it. I appreciate this person.

Like most things, I’m trying to imagine where this idea came from. I can imagine it went a bit like this:
Her: Wait… is that whipped cream?
Him: Yup.
Her: Maybe you want to put that in a turkey baster, stick in my asshole, and then eat the whipped cream as I fart it all over your face?
Him: Well, the Knicks are about to play the Bulls… but… fuck it. Let’s do it.

And so it was born…

Posted by   Toph

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Bus Stop Blowjobs…

Why doesn’t this shit ever happen to me? I wait for the bus everyday, and sometimes there are hotties, but they never ask if I want to touch their boob, or just grab my cock. Maybe I’m just in the wrong city.

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Posted by   CrackaAss

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