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Scuba Porn

lesbodojo — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:16:35 +0000

I was recently introduced to this amazing underwater fucking fetish. I am already a fan. Women (with long hair especially) look so beautiful just swimming nude. Also, the lack of gravity lends itself to creative fucking. Endless positions… Bonus!

For scuba sex safety tips and vaginal after-care click here.

For underwater sex videos go here.

Have a great weekend, folks. Happy Jerking!

The Year of the Vag-etarian…

CrackaAss — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 22:06:45 +0000

Vegetarian woman are just taking it too far. Nothing is every good enough for these women. First of all they were meat eaters and totally cock hungry. Something about that steak just makes the ladies want cock in their ass at all times. Then that wasn’t good enough so they became vegetarian. Obviously since they were making changes in what went into their bodies this meant no more dick. So goodbye to dick, Hello to lesbians licking their vagina. And everyone was okay with this. I mean it had just become a part of life. No meat, means no meat. But now it’s going to another level. Now these vag-etarians, as I’m calling them, don’t even want other vaginas. No tongue on their pussies. Nope, just give them a big cucumber. No that’s not a joke. These women want only vegetables in their body. And we’re talking about in every orifice. Cucumber in the pussy, carrot in the asshole, and a banana in their mouth is a good day in Vag-etarian world. What’s next?

Here is some Vag-etarian Porn for your enjoyment:

woman has sex with corn on the cob
brunette babe stuffs her tight pussy with vegetable
asian girl shows tits toying with vegetable
blond babe vegetable insertion in ass outdoor
kream fucks her snatch with cucumber and squirts cum

If that’s not enough VAG-etarian porn for you be sure to check out Veggie Bang or Veggie Dip

Alcoholics Fuck The Bottle

lesbodojo — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 18:33:45 +0000

If your girl fucks a bottle once, perhaps she’s just kinky. …but 2 or more times, and you have a real problem. Only alcoholic sluts beg to fuck the wine bottle after dinner. The bigger issue? There’s no 12 step program for bottle fuckers.

Too many pornographers file this niche under wacky insertions, but it should just be called “alcoholic porn,” “AA fetish,” or a “boozer fuck.” Just my 2 cents.

Guys Fucking Blow Up Dolls

lesbodojo — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 00:09:24 +0000

Have you ever fucked a blow up doll? Don’t worry. I won’t tell on you. I’m sure there are a few of you out there who did it as a joke in college. …just once. …drunk. …and you didn’t like it. Ok, so maybe you liked it a little. Whatever. All I’m sayin is that if you’re goign to stick your beloved penis in a deflated plastic hole, make sure nobody takes pics (or video). [tee hee]

All jokes aside, if you insist on fucking plastic, pick a quality sex toy. Try a Fleshlight or a Real Doll. You’ll feel less lame. Promise.

Vibrating Cell Phone in Pussy

lesbodojo — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:41:58 +0000

BEEP: I’m sorry. I could pick up my cell, but I don’t want to. I have it set to vibrate and it’s deep inside my pussy. This cell phone fucking movie just changed my life.

Apparently lots of girls fuck their cell phone. I had no idea. I mean, I like to talk on the phone. …but not in a love you long time kinda way.

Real Phone Sex…

CrackaAss — Mon, 01 May 2006 18:57:25 +0000

Now I know I just wrote about how phone sex wasn’t doing it for me anymore, but today over at fleshbot I found some phone sex that I love. Once you take a look at these videos you’ll want to run home and see if your girl will let you ram your cell phone up her pussy. Then she’ll probably ask you to call it while it’s in there. So put your phone and vibrate and shove that shit up some holes.

Here are a couple of other sites that love to shove random items into random holes on women:
Taboo Insertions
Sick Insertions