I had an interesting IM chat today with none other than Tatum Reed. We talked about interracial sex. This exclusive video of Tatum’s interracial gangbang seemed really out of character.

She said, “perhaps it’s the way my waspy mother would disapprove, or the way their huge cocks stuff me full. After speaking with my therapist about the titilation of it, I decided to fuck four black cocks, suck on them, gag on them, and take them in my ass.” …and here I thought Episcopalian girls were conservative!

I’m pissed off. I just discovered that Apple makes judgements as to what they deem appropriate to etch onto their products. We decided to order a bunch of the new iPod Nanos as christmas gifts for some of our clients this year and wanted to put our company name on them. Apple provides this service for a pretty fair price, and they come “like new” in original packaging, etc. but pre-engraved. Well, when we went to pick up our order, they informed us that they don’t do “Sin Brands”. “Sin” Brands?!? You’re kidding me, right?? Our company name and logo have no profanity in them at all and don’t infer anything on their own, but even if they did, WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY TO JUDGE US? Apparently they’re not too good to take our money for the products, they just don’t want to be associated with “Sin” brands. Well, guess what? That’s got me fired up to do just that. Associate them with sin. I don’t think anyone doubts the history and the ability of the Macintosh with multimedia. And guess what industry is multimedia-heavy? That’s right baby, porn. So spread the word good peoples, the Apple corporation and their products are AWESOME for Porn. Whether it’s creating a hardcore fuck scene in iMovie, viewing “Gag on This 8” on your iPod video or enjoying the superb visual clarity of quality interracial pics on your MacBook Pro’s Glossy Screen, Mac’s are great for Porn. I’d even go so far as to say that the Porn Industry wouldn’t be where they are today without Apple. They are true facilitators of Sin.
Apple makes porn better. Apple=Porn. Apple = built for SIN. So get out your Macs, iPod videos and iBooks and show the world that porn is better on a mac. Thanks Apple, for the best damn tools a Sinner like me could want. (Did I mention that Apple products are great for porn?)

The image of a whore in knee socks is a total throw-back to 70s porn. I love it. These pics make me want to hit the local roller rink and bag some babes.

Look at the cheeseburger on this cotton sock whore…

If you’re looking for hardcore sites featuring all girls in socks, check out some of these movie galleries.

We’ve all seen it all in the porn industry. Big cocks, small cocks, facials, anal, you name it and it’s been done. So I love when I find some totally fresh porn ideas out there. Today I found Gorilla Gras. Which takes the simple idea of girls at mardi gra or on vacation in cancun and puts a twist on it. This twist being a guy dresses up as a gorilla and facializes chicks with a massive king kong dong. It’s pretty fucking funny to watch.

Check out some these videos
Gorilla Gras Video 1
Gorilla Gras Video 2
Gorilla Gras Video 3
Gorilla Gras Video 4
Gorilla Gras Video 5

Wednesday, I’ve decided, is now Pornstar Day. It’s going to be a praise to the old school and the new school in the porn industry. The Veteran and the Rookie if you will. Today we’re going to start with a two lovely asian pornstars. The veteran hitting clean up is Tera Patrick. Not only is Tera Patrick hot as hell, but she’s not the dumb ass pornstar like we would have all imagined. She’s a nurse, with the dream of becoming an infectious disease specialist. She was discovered in San Francisco when she was 13 and subsequently moved to New York to pursue a career in modeling. She worked as a model and appeared on the runway until she was 18. At this time, she quit modeling to attend State University in Idaho. Tera transferred to California and returned to modeling, where she met Penthouse photographer Suze Randall. Soon after this introduction, Tera was named Penthouse Pet and Hustler Honey.” It was long after that she became the sex goddess that we all know.

Hitting ninth in the rookie spot we have Jade. Jade is a bit of a mystery. I’ve spent the last couple of hours looking for more information on her and have come up blank. I can find her videos on Monsters of Cock and Captain Stabbin , but no bio information. Regardless I was determinded to put her into this post. How can you not fall in love with a small blonde asian girl beating herself in the face with a 14inch cock? It was love at first sight for me. She’s adorable. If anyone has any info on her please let me know so I can add it. But I assume she’s one of those young girls that got into porn on accident. Didn’t actually think she’d get seen as much as she is, and she’s worried that her parents will find out about her if she puts up her own official site. At least that’s what I made up just now. So yeah.

Veteran Tera Patrick vs Rookie Jade who do you think would win in a double ended dildo battle?

Tera Patrick and Jade Galleries:

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More Galleries of these sexy asian pornstars:

Tera Patrick takes off her bikini
Tera Patrick sucks and fucks

Jade gets pounded by the Captain
Jade and a monster cock

I keep hearing “porn keeps pushing it’s limits”. My question is how far are these limits going to grow? And yes that was a shitty lead into what i’m talking about. I mean in the 70′s when porn hit the market running. Normal guys with pubes galore and normal cocks were porn stars. It was like a club scene. If you had a pretty face and were willing to fuck on camera. You’re In! But now, things have really changed. To be a male pornstar you have to be able to fling out your big 10incher. And some of these guys are so big they’re pushing the 20inch marker. Fuckin ey!

That alone is amazing, but to think that there are women out there in the world that can not only take that huge dong in their ass,but also take 5 massive cocks at a time! You have to wonder how they find these women. And men for that matter. I mean do you put a ad in the paper: Seeking Male with cock that is the same size as his arm. And Seeking Female who can swallow a cucumber and eat a cup of yogurt at the same time. Maybe some guys are just blessed and some women are just freaks. Regardless its fun to watch.

Lots and lots of Huge Cocks

We’ve all said it. And if we didn’t say it we definately thought it. Everyone has had at least one teacher that anytime you saw her all you could think about was either: her naked, her with your cock in her mouth, her on her desk legs in the air saying fuck me, or you just cumming on her face and her saying “we’re going to have to work on your accuracy”. Regardless hot teachers are what make getting through school possible. I mean I wouldn’t have fucked my girlfriend half as much if it wasn’t for Mrs. Stone. See if you can find one of your teachers on MyFirstSexTeacher. Have fun.

Here are just some of the slutty teachers I found that brought back a high school woody:

Find Your Sexy Teacher Slut

It’s not every day you see something or someone that stops you in your tracks. Well today…it was this picture of this amazing ass. Seriously…have you ever seen a more round…squeeze me harder…spank me like that…type ass? I didn’t think so. So after exploring a little more I end up on the greatest gallery. Five hot chicks…Three Asian…One Ebony…and a Latina that just screams “I’m a slut and want cum in my mouth” At least that’s what she says to me when i look at the picture. All playing soccer and end up naked fucking and sucking some young hunk’s huge cock.

So i’m sure they all ended up with turf burns, but if you were this guy…i promise. You wouldn’t give a fuck.

Pictures of Hot Ethnic Girls Playing Soccer Naked

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