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Apple – Producing Superior Porn And “Sin”

Fuck Apple

I’m pissed off. I just discovered that Apple makes judgements as to what they deem appropriate to etch onto their products. We decided to order a bunch of the new iPod Nanos as christmas gifts for some of our clients this year and wanted to put our company name on them. Apple provides this service for a pretty fair price, and they come “like new” in original packaging, etc. but pre-engraved. Well, when we went to pick up our order, they informed us that they don’t do “Sin Brands”. “Sin” Brands?!? You’re kidding me, right?? Our company name and logo have no profanity in them at all and don’t infer anything on their own, but even if they did, WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY TO JUDGE US? Apparently they’re not too good to take our money for the products, they just don’t want to be associated with “Sin” brands. Well, guess what? That’s got me fired up to do just that. Associate them with sin. I don’t think anyone doubts the history and the ability of the Macintosh with multimedia. And guess what industry is multimedia-heavy? That’s right baby, porn. So spread the word good peoples, the Apple corporation and their products are AWESOME for Porn. Whether it’s creating a hardcore fuck scene in iMovie, viewing “Gag on This 8” on your iPod video or enjoying the superb visual clarity of quality interracial pics on your MacBook Pro’s Glossy Screen, Mac’s are great for Porn. I’d even go so far as to say that the Porn Industry wouldn’t be where they are today without Apple. They are true facilitators of Sin.
Apple makes porn better. Apple=Porn. Apple = built for SIN. So get out your Macs, iPod videos and iBooks and show the world that porn is better on a mac. Thanks Apple, for the best damn tools a Sinner like me could want. (Did I mention that Apple products are great for porn?)

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iPod Porn makes me happy


I bought one of the new ipod videos last week. I have to say I love it. So like any other male in the world, the first thing I did when I got home was figured out how to put porn in it. I had to know if I could still jack off to the small screen. I mean I want to be able to make out cum flying in some chick eye…ya know? Well this brought me to my first problem. Where do I go for ipod porn? I mean yeah I can get the videos, convert them, and then put it all on my ipod. But by the time I did all that I could have came twice and be taking a nap.

So what I did was put together a little list of ipod porn sites that I found to work superbly.


Guba – Says has the largest number of ipod converted videos on the internet. And not only that, but they have an rss feed to search results. So if you love some asian porn on your ipod it’ll automatically upload the new videos to your ipod when they come out. That’s pretty fucking sweet.

On the Go X – another good choice for quality ipod converted porn.

Sex Movies on Pod – This site has a bunch of my favorite porn sites like Her First Big Cock, Her First Lesbian Sex, and the Gang Bang Squad all converted and ready for me to throw on my pod.

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