Reason #471 we love Joanna Angel, her blowup doll tried to take over her life.

Look, shit like that happens when you have a doll made in your likeness. Joanna’s new film, tentatively called “Doppleganger,” will be out in August, but you can get hooked up before you beat off.

All you gotta do is make a video with the Joanna Angel doll, post it up on vimeo or youtube, and then win. By the way, no fucking the doll allowed, folks. Just be creative and hilarious, and you’ll win.

And, if you don’t win, well, you still get to fuck Joanna… sort of…

First prize gets $1,000 worth of Topco and Joanna Angel/Burning Angel shit, so make it happen.

Check out more at BlowJoannaUp.com or on Joanna’s Blog.

(Oh, and thanks for the photo, James Deen.)

Cause you should be. James Deen is the guy you’ve never heard of, but have always had the unfortunate pleasure of blowing your load to at the worst moment when his dick appears on screen (Noo… no…. splurg!).

There is nothing I hate worse than blowing my load when a dude’s peen takes center stage. It’s like a failed beat session.

Speaking of, every morning in San Francisco, I pass The Beat Museum. It’s on Broadway and is for The Beat Generation of Kerouac, Ginsberg, etc. I laugh, shit you not, every fucking time I pass The Beat Museum. And, the fact that there was an entire generation dedicated to Beating fucking slays me.

What was I talking about? Oh, read James Deen’s blog. It’s genius and he posts photos of his dick inside of pornstars.