We had a long office debate on whether or not this would be in poor taste.
Then we realize we were a porn blog, and just about everything we do is in poor taste. After all, the last video was whipped cream being shot out of a girls ass by farting.
Ultimately, we decided that people love Japanese porn, and people really love Maria Ozawa.
So, if we put a link to donate to the Red Cross, then it all makes it better.
So, when you beat to Maria Ozawa, do it with a heavy heart. Then open your wallets or arteries for the Red Cross.
Ok… here’s one more Maria set if you’re not convinced.
Because you can’t spell America without Ameri… and because she’s really fucking hot.
Ameri Ichinose is a sexy Japanese girl, whose vagina is always blurred out. Trust me, it’s always blurred out. I’ve spent the past 4 hours trying to find photos of that bacon strip, and I’ve come up empty. Feel free to prove me wrong in the comments below. Go on… I dare you.
Do you like Japanese girls? What about Japanese gravure idol’s with humongous breasts? I saw this fucking video of Miyabi Isshiki playing with her boobs and my mouth was open the entire time. um, er…. There’s no way to explain it without sharing, so here you go.
If you like what you see, you may be interested in checking out all her non nude DVDs (Mix Juice, Boob!, Boobs Beat, and Meromeron). Make sure your DVD player can play international formats before you purchase.
Here are some free Miyabi Isshiki boob lover videos to get your Friday really pumping: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
The new Miss Universe crown was handed to Riyo Mori. She’s a 20-year-old mega-hottie dancer from Japan. This is the second time Japan has won the Miss Universe pageant. Like we didn’t know that Japanese girls were super hot? DUH!
I got so happy last week when I saw that ESPN Classic had picked up American Gladiators. I fucking loved this show when I was a kid. I used to make my dad stay up all night and wait til the show came on at midnight. I started watching it again, and can’t believe how horrible and ummm fruity the costumes were back then. Can’t believe I thought these people were cool. Regardless…miraculously today I found the porn version of american gladiators. They had like a whole set with all the cool obstacles and everything. I only found this portion but it’s still amazing. The contestants run through the maze blind folded, then have to suck off the real cock. This has to be japan made. Good stuff.
So if you read the last post you realize that japanese people are fucking weird. So weird that they need to go out of their way to find ways to get turned on. Some people are into watching their woman get banged by another man or woman. This person apparently gets turned on by watching his girl suck a cock that isn’t even there. WTF??
This one kinda just explains itself. It’s a chick masturbating while she sings karaoke. I mean it’s talent. I can barely say “oh you bitch you like that” while I masturbate. The japanese ladies are talented.
I don’t even know what to say about this shit. Fishes really do fly out of her ass…it’s fucking amazing. The real question is why the fuck would you put fish in your ass? Who comes up with these ideas? Cause I need to be working there.
I know this site is normally about porn, but today it’s about some hot ass japanese girls. More specifically the girls in the running for Miss Universe Japan 2006. Now a couple of these girls I don’t find all that tasty, but I’d still put it in all of them. And the site is pretty fucking sweet as well.
Okay this one is a little weird just because there is no sound. But that’s okay, CrackaAss will help you out. I like to call this…80′s meets horrible plot porno in japan.
The asian nurse in the middle…we’ll call her Meg (cause that’s real japanese) is the RN. She’s going to teach the wannabe nurses how to revive a flacid penis. The man lying on the bed has been in coma for the past 6 years. The doctors have realized that if they don’t make this man cum that he’s going to die.
Luckily Meg has been trained in the art of “swallowsmallcock” which may be the only thing that can help this man. So Meg begins the procedure. She gets going, and you can’t really tell from the video, but this guys cock gets hard. The blur kinda fucks that…but you can tell from how happy the other nurses are and how they begin to nod their heads. So Megs going at and then all of a sudden she yells to a nurse “GIVE ME A RAG!” this dudes cum taste like shit. Meg expected this since she’s been feeding him nothing but shitty hospital food through a tube…but still. It’s a whole different ball game when it’s actually in your mouth.
So Meg feels good about herself. She just saved a man’s life but sucking on some cock, and the world is a better place. Dude’s still in a coma but hey…at least he got some. The End
