Yes you read right. A bra that turns into a fucking shopping bag. What will the japanese think of next. I mean not only is this a bag and a bra, but the bag part is hidden in the bra as extra padding. That’s right ladies…make your boobs look bigger…then go shopping. Done and done. I found this over at sexblo.gs but if you read japanese you can go ahead and read it from the source at triumph international japan.

So I feel the need to do some undercover journalism. I found Keiko today and her proposition. She claims to be a japanese student in tokyo that offers young…under 35 years old (sorry)…white guys free lodging in her small apartment. Here’s what her site says:

Hello my name is Keiko and I live in Tokyo in Japan. I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE. You can save your hotel cost (a lot in Tokyo!) and we can have fun! – but ONLY if you are a white guy. I do not want asian men, sorry.

What do I get??
I can have some fun sex with Europen, and American guys… what I love – they are very sexy and yummy! – Japanese men are pigs. Also, I want to practise my English with you, please.

Who am i?

I am student attending University of Tokyo, what is near Akihabara – studying IT and English subjects also. My studies are about 20 hours of time a week. My parents pay my apartment – and I can do anything because I am living alone. What else do I like? Yes, I like sex! Yummy yummy (My parents live in Osaka and they do not know! haha!). Also, I like music (Malice Mizer is my favourite), to drink too much (Shochu!! – Japanese drink), and I love all of my friends! I hate: studying – yuk – I want to finish studying and start travelling! I am 26 this year and so I want to travel. I am want to go to Australia first.

Other things?
YOU MUST BE UNDER 35 (I don’t want to have any men that are too older then 35 years old – I do not want my father!) ALSO, YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING AND BE WHITE – I LOVE WHITE GUYS. Yay! (^_^)

So like I said I had to find out more about this. So I wrote keiko to find out about the other million races she left out that aren’t asian or white. I asked her about myself…which I am mexican and white…so I should be able to participate half way at least right? Anyway I’ll definately post anything she writes back on here. This is fun. I really did send her a photo of myself so we’ll see if she says i’m an ugly fucker or not. Here’s what I wrote her:

Hi,

My name is CrackaAss and am really curious about one thing. I realize that you’re into white guys and not asians, but you’ve left out a lot of races with that statement. I’m half mexican and half white and would consider myself good looking. I’m wondering where I’d stand on your list and if I would be applicable due to my race? I’ll be travelling to Japan in December and would love to have lodging arrangements taken care of

I’ve gone ahead an attached a photo for you to go ahead and judge me. Hope to hear from you soon

Thanks
CrackaAss

Obviously this could be some 12 year old japanese boy putting up a site to fuck with all of us stupid americans, but still it’s funny none the less. When I think about it being a joke I always think of this awesome commercial.

Lesbians and anime are two great niches that go well together. I came across lestai movies today and was fairly impressed. They have over 35 clips of lesbo hentai as well as 20 full length anime dvds ready for download. Lestai has everything from disturbing to tender erotic toons.

I love this artform best, as there are no sexual boundaries. Any type of sex is possible.

Seriously, asian porn is falling from the sky today. The name explains it all here. J Photo Book. J is for japan and if you need more information than that you’re an idiot. Just lots of free asian porn photos. Kids…listen up. Buy a camera and make sure you have a big lens. Nothing says professional like a big lens. Then bring lots of alcohol. Done and Done. Why don’t people just listen to me? Check out JphotoBook and if that’s not enough you can peruse Unseen Japan.

If I can give the young folks that look at porn all day some life altering advice it will be this. Become a photographer. I mean think about it. If you’re a photographer, that’s any good, everyone wants you to take their picture. And when I say everyone I mean everyone. Hot models, good girls next door, the milf next door. And if you have any kind of nudes in your portfolio you open yourself up fot those same hot ladies to ask you to take their nude photos. Which obviously leads to setting up the camera on a tripod and making it take photos every 10 seconds as you start to pound her right there. I mean it just happens. Take a look at TAkaci Hirano’s portfolio. He’s just a normal 25 year old photographer in japan. That ladies just say “hey, will you take a picture of my hairy pussy?” He says yes obviously. Then he bangs them. I mean it doesn’t say that in his bio or anything, but I know how it works.

You want to be a photographer. Just look at how good these guys have turned out.

Yatsutani Taizo
Geoffroy de Boismenu
Naomi Kaltman
Patrick Demarchelier
Patrick de Warren
Norbert Guthier

Have I mentioned that I love Fleshbot? And now I really fucking love PornoTube, since they have a clip from the 500 person japanese orgy. I’ve been wondering how that would look and now I can sleep better. This video is crazy. Enjoy watching 500 asians having sex.

You could say that Asian Porn is my “specialty.” I know pretty much every asian porn site out there and have watched enough freaky fetish stuff to know what the fuck is out there. The only thing I lack is actually going to japan and trying some of these freaky things out. I mean I’m not going to let chicks fart in my face, and I don’t want to check out chick’s saliva either. But I may want to check out a few of these places. I found this link on BoingBoing and it shows you the names and a photo of tokyo’s fetish clubs. Find what you’re freaky fetish is.

But if you need a quick asian fix check out these sites:

Fuck that Asian and Mr Chew’s Asian Beaver 

Today is just about Bush I guess. With my last post on the bush gone bye bye playboy ad, to President Bush fucking something else in the world. You can pretty much bet on people just not liking any bush. And I’m normally the same. That is unless you’re talking about real deal…I’m from an asian country and I don’t speak english and I don’t shave my pussy…kind of bush. That kind of pussy just draws me in and makes me want to learn how to say “Suck my dick” in japanese. Well WallWart has a ton of real deal bush photos on his flickr. I’m telling you guys flickr is the place to be.

Check out Wall Wart’s Bush Photos

It’s about time you guys finally get to see my true love of asian poontang. I’ve been obsessed since high school. I can’t help it. Something about those slanty eyes just pull me in. So obviously I read everything asian hotties related. Today over at Kineda Magazine they did an article on the Ultimate Asian Hotties of the entire world. This was then broken down into 17 ladies and 8 countries. Now obviously this is a great idea, but come on, finish out what you started. Get all the countries or at least the majors. I mean the United States isn’t even in there, and the only american-ish one is Tila Tequila who’s the lone ranger in the Vietnam section. I just think about all the beautiful women that have been spawned by combing all these cultures with others. For instance, Vanessa Minnillo, the hottest mtv vj to ever speak on times square. Or Sheena Lee who’s got that asian, german thing going on. But it’s not even that. Even in the japan category they left out someone like Hiromi Oshima who is by far one of the hottest asian women on the planet. I mean they did it like there was a limit on women. I want to see a thousand women all broken up by country. I guess I’ll have to do it, but still..it’ll be fucking hot. Just a lil rant, but I take my asian porn seriously. Here is a bigger gallery of hot asian women around the world. Enjoy

Unlike ole Vagina from China, the people over at JsexNetwork know what’s going on. They realize they have plenty of hot japanese ladies to go around. There only thinking was “what can we do with all of these hot japanese women?” Hmmm…lets get 250 chicks and 250 dicks and we’ll have a massive white warehouse orgy with camera’s flying around over head as the cum flies underneath. BRILLIANT! I can’t think of a better asian porn idea. At least with the pure volume of pussy you know some of them have to he fucking hot as hell. Not to mention that the uglies have the stigma of fucking like animals. You gotta fuck it right when you actually get the chance. So yeah…check this shit out. 500 person sex, the largest group sex video out of japan. God I need to move there. Check out the dvd cover and there are a few photos of the escapade here (via Ethnorotica)