I love that milk enemas is a thing.

I’d also like to say I understand the phenomenon of injecting whipped cream and other milk products into your asshole, and farting it out into someone’s mouth.

What makes me happy is that there’s someone out there who not only gets it, but is masturbating furiously to it. I appreciate this person.

Like most things, I’m trying to imagine where this idea came from. I can imagine it went a bit like this:
Her: Wait… is that whipped cream?
Him: Yup.
Her: Maybe you want to put that in a turkey baster, stick in my asshole, and then eat the whipped cream as I fart it all over your face?
Him: Well, the Knicks are about to play the Bulls… but… fuck it. Let’s do it.

And so it was born…

Their brand of bdsm is so unique. Some of the niches they’ve clearly mastered are the transportation of bound women, boxing women like dolls, fucking machines, and outdoor humiliation. Not your cup of tea? Ah, but I bet you’re curious.

I used to be obsessed with being bound and transported when I was younger. My friends would begrudgingly bind a scantily clad lesbodojo with duct tape and put me in the trunk of my car. Then I’d be driven to another location, unbound, and let go. Typically, I’d videotape the experience. Performance art, right? Ah, youth! I think that’s mostly out of my system now. I still enjoy watching mummification, though. I can’t lie. It’s fucking hot.

Think of the amount of trust you’re giving the people involved with your scene. During the time that you’re bound, you can either feel complete peace or fear. It’s an amazing learning experience. If you’ve built up a lot of trust and healthy communication with your play partner, go for it.

One thing I have yet to try is lesbian heavy petting through a latex vacuum bed (for complete sensory deprivation). That sounds so erotic and yummy to me. Ok, I feel like I’ve shared too much now. Oh well…sharing is caring, as they say!

Here are some House of Gord videos and pics for you to devour whole: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Crap. This type of monster porn gives me nightmares. Remember the post I made a while back about the dildo monster video? I think this might be worse.

This clip is part of Naughty Little Nymphos. I was searching with the keyword “Nymphos” on SkinVideo yesterday. My bad. I was feeling horny and this video just totally killed the mood. Monster Sex = Cold Shower x 1000

Most of the scenes from Naughty Little Nymphos feature men in costumes and/or masks fucking hot chicks. If you’re into that type of fantasy, check out this and this. Super weird shit.

Girls in braces really lend themselves well to BDSM play. Think about it. Their teeth are bound and tightened regularly for perfection. …creating a throbbing pain. During a blow job, there’s a risk of ripping skin. Sometimes braces can rip up the inside of your mouth. A site called Beauty and Braces has this edgy niche on lock.

They’ve got thousands of erotic videos featuring amateurs (with braces) fucking. Curious? Check out free Beauty and Braces galleries here, here, here, here, and here.

You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. xoxo

Noted fetish photograher, Ian Rath, udpates the site multiple times a week with fetish erotica that’s true to the culture. Refreshing, right? They’ve been creating high quality bondage, fetish, and S&M videos since 1999. He only likes to shoot kinky girls who are already in the lifestyle.

Sample some of Ian’s video and photography here. Enjoy!

I was recently introduced to this amazing underwater fucking fetish. I am already a fan. Women (with long hair especially) look so beautiful just swimming nude. Also, the lack of gravity lends itself to creative fucking. Endless positions… Bonus!

For scuba sex safety tips and vaginal after-care click here.

For underwater sex videos go here.

Have a great weekend, folks. Happy Jerking!

Utilitarian porn rocks, right?

Can you dig it? If so, you’ll appreciate these bowling porn videos.

All I can say is finally someone has come out with kinky fetish I can handle. I’m a bit of a pussy when it comes to the hog tied or the fucking machines. I love them for sure, but can’t take as much as I’d like to. But today I found KinkyZee.com which is perfect for me. Zee is just a fucking sexy ass woman and that says it all for me. From what I can see this is more along the lines of fetish modeling, but regardless it still fucking hot. Here’s a quick bio on Zee:

Well by now you all know that my name is Zee, and that I’m all about Kink and what’s kinky! The reason for starting this website is mainly because I love to explore my sexuality in different ways and because I have somewhat of an exhibitionist side as well. I started my fetish experiences like most people; experimenting with role playing and light female domination. I quickly enjoyed my new sexual explorations and developed preferences for the type of clothing I wore.

Nylons and pantyhose is what turned me on first. The soft silky feeling of having a micro-thin layer touching your body, it was like having a second skin. Soon I explored new materials like latex and my real passion – spandex. Spandex is what really turned me on, because of its molding and stretchy qualities, and the vibrant colored variety. Bodysuits, bikinis, tights, skirts, and dresses… anything in spandex I have worn and adored. My love for spandex and tight clothing might also be due to my love for retro 70′s and 80′s style fashion. The kitch, pop-glam period brings me much laughter and just puts me in a happy, bubbly mood. The vibrant colors makes for amazing photography and easily lends itself to role-playing, which as I said I love very much.

Check out KinkyZee

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