Cinco De Mayo is like my Christmas… All the little Mexican girls come out ready to get sauced and make sexual enchiladas with their vaginas.

I’d love to put my steak fajita meat in Rachel Milan’s tortilla and cover that shit in salsa.

She makes me want to be a better person. I should introduce her to my tamale lady.

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I’m pretty sure Melanie Rios was fucked by Charlie Sheen recently.

However, I think most pornstars were fucked by Charlie Sheen.

Melanie is a spicy little Latina’s, and you all know how much I love spicy little Latina’s.

Now, let’s all grab our dicks and get to beatin!

And to keep beating… go here, here and here.

Wait… maybe I should stay alive till I can fuck Daisy Marie.

Especially if I could fuck her wearing a Mexican Wrestling Mask.

XBiz Awards were amazing, and if I ever find the time, I’ll talk about them.

Until then, I need to beat Daisy out of my head.

Sadly, I couldn’t find these photos with her top off (DAMN YOU, INTERNETS!!!), but it’s Thanksgiving, guys. It’s our duty to beat off to a girl dressed as an Indian.

And then KILL HER!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Oh wait… no, ignore that last bit there. Just beat off, and eat some turkey.

Alright, I couldn’t not give you those tatty’s. It’s Thanksgiving. Let’s just pretend we took the Indian girl to the beach and had an impromptu topless photo shoot before we broke bread. Ok?

You know what I like about Veronique Vega? Every fucking thing about her.

Fucking look at her! She’s the chick in school that looked innocent, till you guys had to stay late working on a project, then next you know she’s got your cock shoved all the way down her mouth. And, let’s be honest, that wasn’t much of a feat, was it?

What is it about tiny brunette’s that drives me fucking crazy? I don’t know, but I need to stop typing with two, and start beating.

Happy Friday, bitches.

Have I mentioned I love Mexican girls? I do. Like a lot.

And, I love Megan Martinez. We should plan a trip to go to Mexican gather up some senoritas and fuck them!

That happens in real life, right?

Have I mentioned that I love Lela Star? Well, I love young Lela Star. So, let’s have her lead in us into the weekend again.

Older Lela, well, she’s still hot.

Admittedly, this video is a little cut up, and the guy is kind of gay, especially when he says things like, “You’re so fucking pretty.”

Really, dude?

Maybe I’m just bitter right now, because I’m not in Miami like I’m supposed to be!

I’m just going to hate beat now.

“Oh Lela you… are my blowjob Star…”

If I could sing as well as Lela Star gives head, I’d sound like a cross between Axel Rose and Celine Dion. Think about it.

Enjoy your last day before the holiday, bitches!

Since you all seem to be such giant fans of the girl my right hand pretends to be, I thought I’d give you more.

I’m so fucking generous, aren’t I?

Seriously, though, look at Karla Spice‘s tatty’s and that fucking perfect ass.

She is so caca hot.

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