Hello from Mexico City! I’ve been having a crazy time so far. Bars are open so much later here than in San Francisco (where I live – bars close at 2am). In my quest to hook up with hot latinas, I’ve been gay bar hopping. Sadly, I was cockblocked last night when we wanted to go to Tom’s Leather Bar. boo!

Apparently, it’s very common to have gay clubs where women aren’t allowed entry. Crazy, right?! I’ve been in the bdsm scene since I was a wee-tot so I thought this bar would be fun. They’ve got strippers, fetishy gays, penis-shaped pitchers, etc. Ah, well. I don’t want to be where I’m not wanted.
Any suggestions of where I should go tonight? If so, please leave them as comments on this post.

In light of this post, I think it’s only right that I leave you with plenty of mexican porn…

Free Gay Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Free Straight Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Aye Dios Mio! For you Spanish impaired, that means “oh my god.” At least, I think it does. I also thought “Quiero el sexo de chico” meant, “Where’s the bathroom.” After a strange Mexican encounter, I learned that it really meant, “I like boy sex.” Point being, Lucia Tovar is a fucking hot Latina. Growing up in Texas means that I have a special place in my heart for Latinas. They are muy caliente, and really good in bed. Of course, Lucia is no different, and that is how she was awarded Girl of the Week. Lucia has the body of an Aztec Goddess, and the tits of a girl who had a boob job. Put those together and you have a winner. Lucia actually started at Hooters and slowly fucked her way to Playboy. Why was I invited to help her make it to the top? I’m important. She’ll do it all for you, too. Don’t believe me? Just check her site, luciatovar.com. Damn, Lucia, I love you.

Mexican women sometimes get a bad rap. They’re ghetto, they get fat, they have sideburns, but when they’re young…they’re beautiful. I guess it’s like that with any race. You have your glory years. But with mexican women…something just happens and it’s over. Well luckily True Tere hasn’t hit those horrible years yet. She’s still in the OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING HOT years. She’s not doing nude yet, but I always give these girls time. They’ll take after Raven soon enough and will be stuffing that mouth full of cock. Until then you’ll have to deal with these non nude galleries.

So let me get this straight. This photo set is Raven Riley, the hottest slut in the porn industry. And Kat Young, the adorable asian cutie who’s making a big name for herself making out and eating each other out. Is this too good to be true? I mean the only thing that could make it better is if it was another…maybe a little hotter asian with the goddess raven. Maybe someone like Mika Tan or Avena Lee. I mean my dick would be jumping up and doing cart wheels then. Regardless it’s hot shit.

Check out Raven Riley and Kay Young licking each others muff

After Salma Hayek decided to take off her top on ugly betty I’ve found myself just looking at nothing but hot mexican porn. First it was 8th Street latinas, then border bangers, then dirty latina maids, and then like magic this beautiful goddess found her way on my screen. Wearing her sexy ass pink knee highs and some ugly ass high heels. Oh and don’t forget the little schoolgirl skirt. God damn. Enjoy this sexy mexican ass.

How the name Vida Guerra has passed me by I have no idea. I mean I recognize her ass from a FHM issue. But I mean I don’t read those things. I just jack off on the magazine and wait for next month’s to come. But I did a search for best ass today and she was at the top of my list. Not only that but Phun has put a collection of all of her ass all nice and neat for y ou to enjoy. Here’s here M.O.

Vida Guerra (born Havana, Cuba), is a Cuban-born American model and occasional actress and singer. Her first notable appearance was in a photoshoot for the U.S. edition of FHM magazine, and since then, she has modeled for many other men’s magazines, including Playboy. She often appears on Spanish television shows and is well known because of her large buttocks, which are usually accentuated in her photographs.

Okay there’s not much else to say about her. I mean just look at that ass! It’s perfection. Tan, round, just screams spank me and then cum all over my left cheek. That’s what it’s screaming to me anyway. It’s so nice she deserves another picture on pornzio. So here. Click the photos or this link to see her beautiful ass gallery.

Here’s a little insight into me. I’m mexican, and like all mexicans, I was, at one time, obsessed with lowriders. I had lowrider posters that covered every inch of my walls. Any car I saw I wanted to lower it and put daytons on it. Obsessed! Another part of being obsessed with lowriders is being a subscriber to Lowrider Magazine. I’ve jacked off more times to lowrider magazine than any other publication on the planet. Including all the porn I watch now and that’s saying something. I just remember them having the hottest fucking models ever. Fucking gorgeous mexican models in aztec costumes with their fat asses hanging out. Sometimes an occasional asian thrown into the mix. I mean I remember thinking to myself once I get a car like that I’ll be fucking women like that. This whole thought started with this picture of Daniella Alonso.

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Combinations are what this world revolves around. Hamburger and fries, Hotdog and a coke, and now my ultimate favorite Burritos and Bitches. That’s right mixing mexican sluts with mexican food. What on earth could be better. At least that’s what I was thinking until I ran into Taco Pie another mexican sluts gets her taco fucked site. After finding that I just needed more. What other mexican slut/food sites could I find? Well I found no more, but I did find a site with a guy named Nacho.

And the americanos jump in with their Big Sausage Pizza site. And they take it to a whole other level. Some dude actually puts his cock in a greasy ass pizza. And if that wasn’t gross enough some chicks sucks the grease right off. Good times.

Everyone always says that christmas is the time of giving, the birth of christ, yadda yadda yadda. We all know it’s about getting presents for girls and guys you’re fucking, want to fuck, or have fucked in the past. I mean we’ve all seen the middle age man in Victoria Secret shopping for dirty lingerie. Is it for his wife? Is it for his mistress? Is it for him? We will never know. I mean unless we want to be a stalker, follow him home, and then video tape whatever he does with it and put it online. That’s an option.

Mexican’s have totally changed the way a middle age man will shop for sexy shit. A grand sex plaza was just built in Mexico City. And I say grand because it’s an 80k sq ft Mall with nothing but sex shops and food. You can even watch a stripper shake her ass while you eat. I mean think about it. If anyone knows about fucking, it’s mexicans. Come on. I am mexican. I know. I have more cousins than all the pornstars that you’ve jacked off to in your life combined. Not to mention who wouldn’t want to get a burger and see some snatch?

I’ve booked my ticket already. All I can picture is tan tall mexican women butt naked just asking me where the bathroom is. I don’t speak spanish so I’ll pretend that she’s asking me to take her into the bathroom and fuck her like the dirty slut she is. Anyway. See you there. Here’s some mexican girl links for you to jack off to before or after you shop.

Hot Mexican or Latin (whatever you feel like calling them) Sluts
Dirty Latina Maid sucks and Fucks
Stud makes Mexican Girl Cum
Latina gets tittie fucked and jacks guy off with her feet
Mexican Teen sucks cock

We’ve all said it. And if we didn’t say it we definately thought it. Everyone has had at least one teacher that anytime you saw her all you could think about was either: her naked, her with your cock in her mouth, her on her desk legs in the air saying fuck me, or you just cumming on her face and her saying “we’re going to have to work on your accuracy”. Regardless hot teachers are what make getting through school possible. I mean I wouldn’t have fucked my girlfriend half as much if it wasn’t for Mrs. Stone. See if you can find one of your teachers on MyFirstSexTeacher. Have fun.

Here are just some of the slutty teachers I found that brought back a high school woody:

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