“Oh Lela you… are my blowjob Star…”

If I could sing as well as Lela Star gives head, I’d sound like a cross between Axel Rose and Celine Dion. Think about it.

Enjoy your last day before the holiday, bitches!

Since you all seem to be such giant fans of the girl my right hand pretends to be, I thought I’d give you more.

I’m so fucking generous, aren’t I?

Seriously, though, look at Karla Spice‘s tatty’s and that fucking perfect ass.

She is so caca hot.

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Daisy Marie might be my favorite Latina chick. And, like most Latin chicks, she ends up in jail. Have no fear, though, she still fucks in jail.
Luckily for us, this jail has a camera crew to record the action…

She was probably in the LA gang, Los locos.

If I recall correctly, Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

(Yep, about 5 people got that. And, about 2 of them are about to IM me that they got that.)

I know how much you bustas love areolas, so I thought I’d draw your attention to in the incomparable, Havana Ginger.

I can’t help but to get boners to this sexy latina and her DD tits. I bet her areolas taste like Taco Bell Mexican Pizzas. MMmmmm… Mexican Pizza.

Have fun beating to these fun bags!

Also check out Susie Sparks giant areolas HERE!

Hope everyone had a sexy Easter, and welcome back to work. The place where we get to look at porn all day long. Oh, that might just be my job… right.

I’d like to introduce you all to the ridiculously booty-ful Karla Spice.

Karla recently started taking her top off, and I’ve recently started getting bigger boners. Weird how that works out, isn’t it? I’m waiting for her to show off her strip of bacon, although I’m a bit worried my boner would explode.

Check out a few galleries, and, of course, enjoy the goodness below.

Karla Bikini

Karla Sunny Day

Karla Rock Wall

Apparently, it’s very common to have gay clubs where women aren’t allowed entry. Crazy, right?! I’ve been in the bdsm scene since I was a wee-tot so I thought this bar would be fun. They’ve got strippers, fetishy gays, penis-shaped pitchers, etc. Ah, well. I don’t want to be where I’m not wanted.
Any suggestions of where I should go tonight? If so, please leave them as comments on this post.

In light of this post, I think it’s only right that I leave you with plenty of mexican porn…

Free Gay Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Free Straight Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Aye Dios Mio! For you Spanish impaired, that means “oh my god.” At least, I think it does. I also thought “Quiero el sexo de chico” meant, “Where’s the bathroom.” After a strange Mexican encounter, I learned that it really meant, “I like boy sex.” Point being, Lucia Tovar is a fucking hot Latina. Growing up in Texas means that I have a special place in my heart for Latinas. They are muy caliente, and really good in bed. Of course, Lucia is no different, and that is how she was awarded Girl of the Week. Lucia has the body of an Aztec Goddess, and the tits of a girl who had a boob job. Put those together and you have a winner. Lucia actually started at Hooters and slowly fucked her way to Playboy. Why was I invited to help her make it to the top? I’m important. She’ll do it all for you, too. Don’t believe me? Just check her site, luciatovar.com. Damn, Lucia, I love you.

Mexican women sometimes get a bad rap. They’re ghetto, they get fat, they have sideburns, but when they’re young…they’re beautiful. I guess it’s like that with any race. You have your glory years. But with mexican women…something just happens and it’s over. Well luckily True Tere hasn’t hit those horrible years yet. She’s still in the OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING HOT years. She’s not doing nude yet, but I always give these girls time. They’ll take after Raven soon enough and will be stuffing that mouth full of cock. Until then you’ll have to deal with these non nude galleries.

So let me get this straight. This photo set is Raven Riley, the hottest slut in the porn industry. And Kat Young, the adorable asian cutie who’s making a big name for herself making out and eating each other out. Is this too good to be true? I mean the only thing that could make it better is if it was another…maybe a little hotter asian with the goddess raven. Maybe someone like Mika Tan or Avena Lee. I mean my dick would be jumping up and doing cart wheels then. Regardless it’s hot shit.

Check out Raven Riley and Kay Young licking each others muff

After Salma Hayek decided to take off her top on ugly betty I’ve found myself just looking at nothing but hot mexican porn. First it was 8th Street latinas, then border bangers, then dirty latina maids, and then like magic this beautiful goddess found her way on my screen. Wearing her sexy ass pink knee highs and some ugly ass high heels. Oh and don’t forget the little schoolgirl skirt. God damn. Enjoy this sexy mexican ass.