How the name Vida Guerra has passed me by I have no idea. I mean I recognize her ass from a FHM issue. But I mean I don’t read those things. I just jack off on the magazine and wait for next month’s to come. But I did a search for best ass today and she was at the top of my list. Not only that but Phun has put a collection of all of her ass all nice and neat for y ou to enjoy. Here’s here M.O.

Vida Guerra (born Havana, Cuba), is a Cuban-born American model and occasional actress and singer. Her first notable appearance was in a photoshoot for the U.S. edition of FHM magazine, and since then, she has modeled for many other men’s magazines, including Playboy. She often appears on Spanish television shows and is well known because of her large buttocks, which are usually accentuated in her photographs.

Okay there’s not much else to say about her. I mean just look at that ass! It’s perfection. Tan, round, just screams spank me and then cum all over my left cheek. That’s what it’s screaming to me anyway. It’s so nice she deserves another picture on pornzio. So here. Click the photos or this link to see her beautiful ass gallery.

Here’s a little insight into me. I’m mexican, and like all mexicans, I was, at one time, obsessed with lowriders. I had lowrider posters that covered every inch of my walls. Any car I saw I wanted to lower it and put daytons on it. Obsessed! Another part of being obsessed with lowriders is being a subscriber to Lowrider Magazine. I’ve jacked off more times to lowrider magazine than any other publication on the planet. Including all the porn I watch now and that’s saying something. I just remember them having the hottest fucking models ever. Fucking gorgeous mexican models in aztec costumes with their fat asses hanging out. Sometimes an occasional asian thrown into the mix. I mean I remember thinking to myself once I get a car like that I’ll be fucking women like that. This whole thought started with this picture of Daniella Alonso.

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Combinations are what this world revolves around. Hamburger and fries, Hotdog and a coke, and now my ultimate favorite Burritos and Bitches. That’s right mixing mexican sluts with mexican food. What on earth could be better. At least that’s what I was thinking until I ran into Taco Pie another mexican sluts gets her taco fucked site. After finding that I just needed more. What other mexican slut/food sites could I find? Well I found no more, but I did find a site with a guy named Nacho.

And the americanos jump in with their Big Sausage Pizza site. And they take it to a whole other level. Some dude actually puts his cock in a greasy ass pizza. And if that wasn’t gross enough some chicks sucks the grease right off. Good times.

Everyone always says that christmas is the time of giving, the birth of christ, yadda yadda yadda. We all know it’s about getting presents for girls and guys you’re fucking, want to fuck, or have fucked in the past. I mean we’ve all seen the middle age man in Victoria Secret shopping for dirty lingerie. Is it for his wife? Is it for his mistress? Is it for him? We will never know. I mean unless we want to be a stalker, follow him home, and then video tape whatever he does with it and put it online. That’s an option.

Mexican’s have totally changed the way a middle age man will shop for sexy shit. A grand sex plaza was just built in Mexico City. And I say grand because it’s an 80k sq ft Mall with nothing but sex shops and food. You can even watch a stripper shake her ass while you eat. I mean think about it. If anyone knows about fucking, it’s mexicans. Come on. I am mexican. I know. I have more cousins than all the pornstars that you’ve jacked off to in your life combined. Not to mention who wouldn’t want to get a burger and see some snatch?

I’ve booked my ticket already. All I can picture is tan tall mexican women butt naked just asking me where the bathroom is. I don’t speak spanish so I’ll pretend that she’s asking me to take her into the bathroom and fuck her like the dirty slut she is. Anyway. See you there. Here’s some mexican girl links for you to jack off to before or after you shop.

Hot Mexican or Latin (whatever you feel like calling them) Sluts
Dirty Latina Maid sucks and Fucks
Stud makes Mexican Girl Cum
Latina gets tittie fucked and jacks guy off with her feet
Mexican Teen sucks cock

We’ve all said it. And if we didn’t say it we definately thought it. Everyone has had at least one teacher that anytime you saw her all you could think about was either: her naked, her with your cock in her mouth, her on her desk legs in the air saying fuck me, or you just cumming on her face and her saying “we’re going to have to work on your accuracy”. Regardless hot teachers are what make getting through school possible. I mean I wouldn’t have fucked my girlfriend half as much if it wasn’t for Mrs. Stone. See if you can find one of your teachers on MyFirstSexTeacher. Have fun.

Here are just some of the slutty teachers I found that brought back a high school woody:

Find Your Sexy Teacher Slut

It’s not every day you see something or someone that stops you in your tracks. Well today…it was this picture of this amazing ass. Seriously…have you ever seen a more round…squeeze me harder…spank me like that…type ass? I didn’t think so. So after exploring a little more I end up on the greatest gallery. Five hot chicks…Three Asian…One Ebony…and a Latina that just screams “I’m a slut and want cum in my mouth” At least that’s what she says to me when i look at the picture. All playing soccer and end up naked fucking and sucking some young hunk’s huge cock.

So i’m sure they all ended up with turf burns, but if you were this guy…i promise. You wouldn’t give a fuck.

Pictures of Hot Ethnic Girls Playing Soccer Naked

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We all know how a porn movie flows. Chicks sitting there. The guy comes in. They go at it. He Cums on her face. The end. Now here’s what I’ve noticed about today’s porn. There is never a question about wether or not he’s going to cum on her face. No. The question is this. And this…my friends…is the only thing that you’re not quite certain about when you’re watching a porn. Is she going to show you all the cum in her mouth…swallow it…and then show you like a proud dog that just went to fetch her bone. Or…will she do the…I really don’t want to swallow this…so to be sexy I’ll spit it out of my mouth and let it run down my face…which has become oh so common. Seriously…give it a try. Next time you’re watching a porn and it gets to the cum scene…since you know you’ve already jacked off and came…and now you’re just watching cause you have nothing else to do. Make a prediction on which it will be.

Now that I think of it. That sounds like a great drinking game. Get a group of people on one side of the room that are for swallow. Another group for spit. And when spit happens…swallow drinks. And vice versus. And you both drink when neither happens…and he cums on her tits…or if it’s peter north…he shoots over her head. I’m a genius.

To swallow…or not to swallow…that is the question.