I cannot stop jerking off to this.

Casey Parker, fucking hot blonde, picks her up her girl, Jayme Langford and hits up the batting cages.

After stroking balls all over the cages, they go home and have some lesbian time with fingers and vibrators.

God, I love baseball.

Sorry we’ve been gone so long (at least it wasn’t 3 years like last time, huh?), we’ve been on a world tour of fucking and fighting.

Let’s just jump back into it with girls squirting on each other. Yay!

Sorry I’ve been gone so long, friends, but my eyes were seeing the Promise Land. Yes, that’s correct, I saw Sunny Leone and Little Lupe touching each other while wet in a pool.

It’s been about 3 days since, and I’m still rocking a gigantagor boner!

It’s about time these two sexy panthers got together for my benefit.

Thanks, XBiz and FUBAR (I did not do a good job of avoiding terrible photos of myself, bastards)… Now I’m off to beat it!

Do you like bisexual amateurs? I talk about Tatum Reed a lot on Pornzio because she’s artsy, smart, runs her own site, enjoys listening to electroclash while she’s rimming girls, AND is super sexy. Clearly, I’m mildly obsessed with her va-jay-jay.

She sent me another video today of a hot brunette she met in LA while she was walking her dog. Click here to download this lesbian amateur video.

Read more on Tatum Reed on wikipedia.

The current WGA strike has brought some serious issues to light. Where would hollywood be without writers? My heart goes out to all involved with the strike.

Some of you will remember me saying previously that I have a celeb-crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal. Well, she recently did a video spoof on the WGA strike. For all of you who have fantasized about Ms. Gyllenhaal going lesbo…this is for you. Watch the video here.

For more on Maggie Gyllenhaal, click here.

Masuimi Max has a new hubby (Morat) who’s an excellent photographer. Check out this pic he took of Masuimi and her gf Aria Giovanni. …boys who like girls who like girls who like boys…

Can’t get enough of these babes lezzing out? See more of Masuimi Max & Aria Giovanni getting it on here, here, and here. Enjoy!

I want to bang Sara Ramirez. I know, I know…get in line, right? This morning CrackaAss and I were fighting over who would bang Sara harder/better. I thought I’d share our rad icq chat with the class.

11:43 lesbodojo
11:43 I have the biggest crush on sara ramirez
11:43 omg
11:43 she’s so hot
11:48 CrackaAss
11:43 oh i’d totally put it in her butt
11:48 lesbodojo
11:44 I would bang her so hard that she would not be able to walk or sing again
11:49 CrackaAss
11:44 yeah well i’d bang her so hard her unborn child would have brain damage
11:49 lesbodojo
11:46 I’d bang her so hard that she’d be suspended in time in that one frame of amazing orgasm. Lesbians all over the world would consider her a saint. I would float up to heaven. Everyone in San Francisco would weep and applaud us.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the curvy beauty that is Sara Ramirez, she’s “Callie” on Grey’s Anatomy. My friend TJ also informed me that Sara is a Tony Award winning singer. Check out how sexy she is when she sings Fever on the Craig Ferguson Show. Hot. Hot. Hot.

If you can’t get enough from Tatum, our beloved PopWhore, you need to download this lesbian bdsm clip. Trust me.

She IM’d me this clip of her getting into bdsm with Chanta Rose. Ooh la la. Chanta’s femdom lesson starts off by slapping Tatum’s breasts hard. After Tatum’s pussy gets wet, Chanta gets her to bend over (and smack her own ass). You have to love the devotion here!

Tatum loves the lesbians. Who am I kidding? She loves a hard dick or 5, too. Some of you might remember me talking about her back in the day. If not, get to know Tatum by adding her to your myspace friends list.

Keep your eye on this post modern erotic genius. Her exploits are getting more and more interesting with each content update.

That’s right, Dirt fans! Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are going to give you the lesbian action you’ve been hoping for all these years. Set your Tivos, DVR’s, and the like.

You know that Courtney has just been waiting years to find a reason to kiss Jennifer lesbo style. Haven’t we all?! I wish that they’d just come out already, buy a house together, and adopt an Asian baby.

Dear Courtney and Jennifer:

You girls are so cute! I know that your secret love for each other has been on the back burner for some time now. I feel your pain. Now is the time to let your fans know. Be brave! Lesbian love is hot and more accepted than it used to be. In addition to it being super sexy, it would boost your celeb status 10 fold. TV needs a new celeb-lesbo-power-couple. It’s the right time to come out, ladies. Brangelina has nothing on your sex appeal. Fuck them!

You Go Girls,

lesbodojo

P.S. Cournifer?!

The infamous lez kiss should happen on the season finale of Dirt (which runs on the FX channel). Jennifer will play a lesbian editor at a rival celeb magazine. If you can’t wait until March, check out this archive of photochopped celeb pics. They make all your fav celeb babes look mad dirty.