I promised myself this wouldn’t happen again. Yep, I swore there was no way I’d fall in love with another non nude model.

I mean, it just didn’t make sense. The internet was filled with amazingly hot girls happily willing to toss their clothes aside and show us their boobies. Most were even willing to do dirty things with girls… and the special few, well, you know…

So that was it. I was swearing off NN girls completely.

At least, that was until Linds Roxx showed up on my screen. Honestly, I’m not even sure how it happened. It just… happened. And really quickly. Next thing I know I’ve seen every photo the internet will allow, and I’ve even read her blogs. Trust me, you probably don’t want to take that path.

But dear god people, I think I’m in love. Nay, I know I’m in love.

After who knows how many sets later, I went and got a haircut. I don’t know why, I just thought I needed to look better.

Linds Roxx has changed my life to the point where I’m actually considering becoming a member of her site. Can you believe it?! I can’t explain it.

I need to pray.

Find more of Linds Roxx on her site, because, well, she needs the money. Meanwhile, I’ll be walking aimlessly around Texas searching for this amazing girl.

She’s not naked, but damned if I haven’t beat to this video 3 times already (this morning).

Sorry, but Miranda Kerr is the hottest girl alive, and we salute you (with our erections).

If you can’t fire one off to this video, then you need to retire your dick.
Seriously, just hang it up.

Fine, here’s a few nudes of her!

Yes, the girl of the week is American Idol’s Antonella Barba. The internet has been buzzing today with news of this beauty’s naked photo’s popping up everywhere. You didn’t think she wouldn’t pop up on Pornzio, did you? Come on! I live for hot naked teens. For the past few weeks, I have been itching to beat to her, and thankfully I don’t have to worry about Randy Jackson popping up anymore. It looks like she sucks a mean cock, too! Enjoy this New Jersey hoe! She now has my vote, I don’t care how awful her singing is.

Note: Everyone is on this shit right now, so it may take a while….

*thanks to idontlikeyouinthatway.com and hollywoodgrind.com for being amazing.

You know how your starbucks always has a super hot girl working.  That one that you look forward to seeing everyday.  Sometimes she even gives you a smile, and the dirty eye.  And you jack off to the idea of fucking her all week.  Yeah that girl.  Well at Cowgirl’s Espresso in Seatle they are taking your hot coffee winch fantasy to another level.  At the Cowgirl Espresso you wont see girls wearing white button ups and green aprons.  No you’ll see them wearing hot lingerie, bikinis, maybe even a sexy cop outfit if you come on the right day.

Check out these hot photos of the chicks who will be making my coffee everyday from now on.

Yes you read right. A bra that turns into a fucking shopping bag. What will the japanese think of next. I mean not only is this a bag and a bra, but the bag part is hidden in the bra as extra padding. That’s right ladies…make your boobs look bigger…then go shopping. Done and done. I found this over at sexblo.gs but if you read japanese you can go ahead and read it from the source at triumph international japan.