Aye Dios Mio! For you Spanish impaired, that means “oh my god.” At least, I think it does. I also thought “Quiero el sexo de chico” meant, “Where’s the bathroom.” After a strange Mexican encounter, I learned that it really meant, “I like boy sex.” Point being, Lucia Tovar is a fucking hot Latina. Growing up in Texas means that I have a special place in my heart for Latinas. They are muy caliente, and really good in bed. Of course, Lucia is no different, and that is how she was awarded Girl of the Week. Lucia has the body of an Aztec Goddess, and the tits of a girl who had a boob job. Put those together and you have a winner. Lucia actually started at Hooters and slowly fucked her way to Playboy. Why was I invited to help her make it to the top? I’m important. She’ll do it all for you, too. Don’t believe me? Just check her site, luciatovar.com. Damn, Lucia, I love you.