As I was paging through XXL today, I came across this smokin Video Hoe. Video Hoes are those bionic babes that drop it like it’s hot in rap music videos. This reminds me of of something the great Snoop Dogg said, “without hoes life would be fucked up.”

So true. God bless all the Video Hoes.

This particular video hoe is named Erica. She’s was featured in Big Boi’s “Kryptonite (I’m on It),” Juvenile’s “Rodeo,” Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ms. New Booty” and Biggie’s “Spit Your Game.” 34C-24-38, goddamnit. That body is no joke.

Then there’s the ultra-fly ebony model slash Video Hoe La’Shontae Heckard…

La’Shontae is in Fat Joe & Nelly’s “Get it Poppin,” Dru Hill’s “I Should Be,” Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey’s “Give It To Me,” 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop,” Ludacris & DTP’s “Growing Pains RMX” Gucci Mane Feat. Young Jeazy’s “So Icy,” and Kanye West’s “Golddigger.” She’s clearly made a career out of being the hot chick in videos.

I really hope the next step for these chicks is porn. Is that so wrong? The music they could license for the adult videos would be hot. Ladies, let me be your manager…

How the name Vida Guerra has passed me by I have no idea. I mean I recognize her ass from a FHM issue. But I mean I don’t read those things. I just jack off on the magazine and wait for next month’s to come. But I did a search for best ass today and she was at the top of my list. Not only that but Phun has put a collection of all of her ass all nice and neat for y ou to enjoy. Here’s here M.O.

Vida Guerra (born Havana, Cuba), is a Cuban-born American model and occasional actress and singer. Her first notable appearance was in a photoshoot for the U.S. edition of FHM magazine, and since then, she has modeled for many other men’s magazines, including Playboy. She often appears on Spanish television shows and is well known because of her large buttocks, which are usually accentuated in her photographs.

Okay there’s not much else to say about her. I mean just look at that ass! It’s perfection. Tan, round, just screams spank me and then cum all over my left cheek. That’s what it’s screaming to me anyway. It’s so nice she deserves another picture on pornzio. So here. Click the photos or this link to see her beautiful ass gallery.

I know most of you can’t stand her, think she’s a redneck, or just think walking barefoot in a gas station bathroom is too much for you to handle. But for some reason I’ve always been attracted to her. Maybe it’s the fact that she doesn’t care about that stuff, that gets the idea in my head that she would just be amazing in bed. Total pornstar begging you to cum on her face. Can’t you just picture her on her knees begging as she chomps on some flaming hot cheetos? MMMMMM I know I can. Not to mention she’s in Oprah status for money. Can you honestly say you wouldn’t fuck her or Oprah just to get a lil dough? Shit, I’d fuck Bill Gates for some of that cash. Anyway, Britney has posed naked, belly all hangin out, in this months Bizaar Magazine. And I have to say she looks fucking hot. I’m not normally into preggos but I’d fuck a pregnant Brit. Somebodies gotta do it.

Check out Britney Spears Nude Pregnant Pictures and if you’re into that slutty preggo check out Knocked Up Nelly. (Via Fleshbot)

Here’s a little insight into me. I’m mexican, and like all mexicans, I was, at one time, obsessed with lowriders. I had lowrider posters that covered every inch of my walls. Any car I saw I wanted to lower it and put daytons on it. Obsessed! Another part of being obsessed with lowriders is being a subscriber to Lowrider Magazine. I’ve jacked off more times to lowrider magazine than any other publication on the planet. Including all the porn I watch now and that’s saying something. I just remember them having the hottest fucking models ever. Fucking gorgeous mexican models in aztec costumes with their fat asses hanging out. Sometimes an occasional asian thrown into the mix. I mean I remember thinking to myself once I get a car like that I’ll be fucking women like that. This whole thought started with this picture of Daniella Alonso.

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