No, seriously. Mary Carey is selling her beloved implants on Ebay. It’s not a hoax. The current bid is $12,526.33! If you won, you could feel her up anytime you wanted.

Bidding ends on December 13th, folks. Go for it!

Mary recently said “Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state….I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.”

I’ve had a crush on Mary Carey for hella long. Ever since she mistook me for a plumper pornstar at the kick off party for Could You Be a Pornstar in Vegas. *sigh*

I think a lot of women develop crushes on their OBGYN. I had a crush on my first lady OBGYN. She was mature and had warm hands. Anyway. Enough about me…onto the Gynecological Porn!

I didn’t realize how big of a fetish this was. There are tons of paysites that cover not only speculum videos but the entire obgyn exam niche. This sexual fantasy is worth exploring if you’re (at all) curious.

Watch these Gyno vids for free. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. Happy Jerking!