Hello from Mexico City! I’ve been having a crazy time so far. Bars are open so much later here than in San Francisco (where I live - bars close at 2am). In my quest to hook up with hot latinas, I’ve been gay bar hopping. Sadly, I was cockblocked last night when we wanted to go to Tom’s Leather Bar. boo!

Apparently, it’s very common to have gay clubs where women aren’t allowed entry. Crazy, right?! I’ve been in the bdsm scene since I was a wee-tot so I thought this bar would be fun. They’ve got strippers, fetishy gays, penis-shaped pitchers, etc. Ah, well. I don’t want to be where I’m not wanted.
Any suggestions of where I should go tonight? If so, please leave them as comments on this post.

In light of this post, I think it’s only right that I leave you with plenty of mexican porn…

Free Gay Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Free Straight Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

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