Hello from Mexico City! I’ve been having a crazy time so far. Bars are open so much later here than in San Francisco (where I live - bars close at 2am). In my quest to hook up with hot latinas, I’ve been gay bar hopping. Sadly, I was cockblocked last night when we wanted to go to Tom’s Leather Bar. boo!

Apparently, it’s very common to have gay clubs where women aren’t allowed entry. Crazy, right?! I’ve been in the bdsm scene since I was a wee-tot so I thought this bar would be fun. They’ve got strippers, fetishy gays, penis-shaped pitchers, etc. Ah, well. I don’t want to be where I’m not wanted.
Any suggestions of where I should go tonight? If so, please leave them as comments on this post.

In light of this post, I think it’s only right that I leave you with plenty of mexican porn…

Free Gay Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Free Straight Mexican Porn Videos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

I’m not sure if you’re familiar with telemundo, but growing up with a mexican grandma you can’t help but to watch horrible spanish soap operas. The good side was hot how women were on these stations. It’s like they just had the hottest women line up and the ones that gave the best head were picked to be in soap operas. Not to mention there are just random tv shows where people dance, you have midgets, or you just have chicks in thongs for no reason. I love spanish television. I’ve put together a few of them for you here. Some are mexican and the others i believe are brazilian. Enjoy

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Mexican women sometimes get a bad rap. They’re ghetto, they get fat, they have sideburns, but when they’re young…they’re beautiful. I guess it’s like that with any race. You have your glory years. But with mexican women…something just happens and it’s over. Well luckily True Tere hasn’t hit those horrible years yet. She’s still in the OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING HOT years. She’s not doing nude yet, but I always give these girls time. They’ll take after Raven soon enough and will be stuffing that mouth full of cock. Until then you’ll have to deal with these non nude galleries.

After Salma Hayek decided to take off her top on ugly betty I’ve found myself just looking at nothing but hot mexican porn. First it was 8th Street latinas, then border bangers, then dirty latina maids, and then like magic this beautiful goddess found her way on my screen. Wearing her sexy ass pink knee highs and some ugly ass high heels. Oh and don’t forget the little schoolgirl skirt. God damn. Enjoy this sexy mexican ass.

I LIKE NAKED SLUTS. You know this, I shouldn’t have to say it. But once every 6 full moons a beauty comes out of the darkness that doesn’t even have to be a slut. She’s so beautiful that just looking at her makes me want to shoot a load all over the screen. I’ve thought that Sarah Shahi was gorgeous from the first time I saw her in Boston Public. She’s now a major role in the L word series where she plays a sexy dj named Carmen. Oh and she’s from texas. Good things just come from the south. Speaking of the south, Sarah used to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader back in 1999. This site has a good amount of Sarah Shahi photos. This one is my favorite.

Here’s a little insight into me. I’m mexican, and like all mexicans, I was, at one time, obsessed with lowriders. I had lowrider posters that covered every inch of my walls. Any car I saw I wanted to lower it and put daytons on it. Obsessed! Another part of being obsessed with lowriders is being a subscriber to Lowrider Magazine. I’ve jacked off more times to lowrider magazine than any other publication on the planet. Including all the porn I watch now and that’s saying something. I just remember them having the hottest fucking models ever. Fucking gorgeous mexican models in aztec costumes with their fat asses hanging out. Sometimes an occasional asian thrown into the mix. I mean I remember thinking to myself once I get a car like that I’ll be fucking women like that. This whole thought started with this picture of Daniella Alonso.

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