I don’t know why I always get so excited about midget porn.

It’s just… awesome.

I think it’s because they’re really the only ones you can dress up in funny costumes. I really like when people are dressed up in costumes. Especially if those people are midgets.

Check out Midget Porn Pass, because it’s awesome and you secretly like beating off to weird things.

After rereading the title, you’d think I was talkin’ about a new MTV show… nope… I’m talking about a baby crib.

If there’s one thing I love beatin’ to, it’s midgets dressed as babies fucking their babysitter.

Thank god sites like Fucd.com exist, because without them my fantasies wouldn’t be realized.

Line of the video? “No wonder you’re a crying baby… That’s a big boner!” Weird thing was, it wasn’t even a boner. She’s a fucking liar. And, seriously, what baby even has a goatee like that?

I never had a babysitter like this, which is why I must resort to beatin’ to the videos. Of course, I also couldn’t stand up in my crib and fuck doggystyle, so there that is.