The 30th annual Mrs. America pageant was broadcast on the WE channel this weekend. I’m not sure exactly why, though. I highly doubt that women are their core demographic. Ah, well. You’re lucky the lesbian caught it.

A chick named Diane Tucker from Arizona won the crown. My favorite part of the competition was probably the swimsuit walk and their interviews. It’s clear why a MILF lover like myself would appreciate the swimsuit portion of the competition. However, the interviews are choice for humor. I hate to be the one to say it, but some of these girls aren’t so bright.

Answers such as “I really believe in like literacy” make me laugh (and love them even more). As CrackaAss says, “dumb is beautiful.” So true.

I love big natural boobs just as much as everyone else, but this pic scares me. I have a recurring nightmare that Susie Sparks tries to smothers me with her 66 inch breasts. This pic shows her going in for the kill. Mommy?

Death by Juggs…what a way to go!

I just wanted to jump on CrackaAss’s theme of big boobs and MILFs for a second. Danni Ashe is the right age for MILF lovers like me. Her boobs are flawless and she’s more comfortable with her body than ever. This photograph of Danni for MishaOnline gets me so wet.

I had a femdom fantasy of being tied up right outside her shower wall. Miss Ashe would have me bound close enough to lick the other side of the shower glass. ..but nothing more. I could only dream of being able to lick her nipple. Clearly, I live for the lesbian MILF mind fuck. I have issues.

Today is the birthday of one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Brooke Burke was born as the fourth of seven children in Hartford, Connecticut to Donna and George Burke, and was raised in Tucson, Arizona. She is of Jewish heritage on her mother’s side and was raised in the Jewish religion,^[1] and also has Irish, French and Portuguese ancestry. Her parents divorced and her mother re-married Armen Hatounian. She studied broadcast journalism at UCLA, but was signed to top modeling agencies, including the renowned Ford Models Agency, and subsequently appeared in prominent television commercials for Bally Fitness clubs, Coca-Cola, and Discover Card.

Somehow this goddess has had 2 kids and dealt with modeling and tv stardom. Somehow she continues to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Now if she could just start doing porn my life could be complete. My wife better look that good after 2 kids or I’m gonna have to find a Celebrity to be with.

I know most of you can’t stand her, think she’s a redneck, or just think walking barefoot in a gas station bathroom is too much for you to handle. But for some reason I’ve always been attracted to her. Maybe it’s the fact that she doesn’t care about that stuff, that gets the idea in my head that she would just be amazing in bed. Total pornstar begging you to cum on her face. Can’t you just picture her on her knees begging as she chomps on some flaming hot cheetos? MMMMMM I know I can. Not to mention she’s in Oprah status for money. Can you honestly say you wouldn’t fuck her or Oprah just to get a lil dough? Shit, I’d fuck Bill Gates for some of that cash. Anyway, Britney has posed naked, belly all hangin out, in this months Bizaar Magazine. And I have to say she looks fucking hot. I’m not normally into preggos but I’d fuck a pregnant Brit. Somebodies gotta do it.

Check out Britney Spears Nude Pregnant Pictures and if you’re into that slutty preggo check out Knocked Up Nelly. (Via Fleshbot)

I keep hearing “porn keeps pushing it’s limits”. My question is how far are these limits going to grow? And yes that was a shitty lead into what i’m talking about. I mean in the 70’s when porn hit the market running. Normal guys with pubes galore and normal cocks were porn stars. It was like a club scene. If you had a pretty face and were willing to fuck on camera. You’re In! But now, things have really changed. To be a male pornstar you have to be able to fling out your big 10incher. And some of these guys are so big they’re pushing the 20inch marker. Fuckin ey!

That alone is amazing, but to think that there are women out there in the world that can not only take that huge dong in their ass,but also take 5 massive cocks at a time! You have to wonder how they find these women. And men for that matter. I mean do you put a ad in the paper: Seeking Male with cock that is the same size as his arm. And Seeking Female who can swallow a cucumber and eat a cup of yogurt at the same time. Maybe some guys are just blessed and some women are just freaks. Regardless its fun to watch.

Lots and lots of Huge Cocks

We’ve all said it. And if we didn’t say it we definately thought it. Everyone has had at least one teacher that anytime you saw her all you could think about was either: her naked, her with your cock in her mouth, her on her desk legs in the air saying fuck me, or you just cumming on her face and her saying “we’re going to have to work on your accuracy”. Regardless hot teachers are what make getting through school possible. I mean I wouldn’t have fucked my girlfriend half as much if it wasn’t for Mrs. Stone. See if you can find one of your teachers on MyFirstSexTeacher. Have fun.

Here are just some of the slutty teachers I found that brought back a high school woody:

Find Your Sexy Teacher Slut

We’ve been in the porn industry for a number of years now…and I’d like to think that we’ve seen enough porn to know what’s quality and what’s crap. And since this was pornzio’s first blog post…I didn’t want to leave any member of our team out…so I decided that this first post will be Pornzio Crew’s Favorite Porn Sites. Now we all have different taste in porn. For me it’s asian…for others it’s…lesbian…broadband videos…boobs…and C’s favorite…teen anal fucking. But one thing that we all care about is quality porn. Which is the goal of this porn blog. We will be posting links and pictures of only the best porn we find online. And since we work in porn everyday…there will be a ton of free porn on this blog everyday. So…this is just the start. Enjoy Pornzio’s Free Porn:

I love me some asian beaver

What happens in the VIP room

We all love a Cumfiesta party

Is there such thing as too much tits…..NO!

Take your pick of Teen Pussy