Friday 03.23.07
Miss Tennessee won Miss USA 2007 just now. She looks just slightly more conservative than our last drunken winner. The highlight of the event was the speech by Tara Conner (Miss USA 2006) on her way out. First off, she forgot to wear a bra. …which is awesome. She came out wearing a form fitting red dress and pranced around with her breasts flopping about. She had a Vaseline smile as they played a pre-recorded tape of her mentioning how she owed her life to Donald Trump. …thanking him over and over for giving her a “second chance“. bah!
I hate that her last pretty moment as a spokeswoman was spent apologizing. She’s smokin and was acting her fucking age! Pretty girls should never have to say that they’re sorry. Just my 2 cents, I suppose.
Here’s hoping that Tara Conner ends up in Playboy and that Miss Tennessee gets her drink on. Cheers!
Thursday 12.28.06
I love that right after the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA scandal, Miss Nevada (Katie Rees) pulled down her pants in public and started making out with chicks. Is it a popular way of getting 15 min of celeb status now? If so, I’m all for it. It makes me want to be her PR rep so that I can let her run wild.
Dear Miss Nevada: Don’t worry about those haters, cutie. Submit your photos to ThongsDaily right now and feel proud of that ass! Fuck these unsupportive mother fuckers. Do Playboy and get real money. Your Friend, LesboDojo
Monday 12.18.06
It looks like Miss USA (Tara Conner) may lose her crown soon. Miss USA (of Kentucky) is accused of underaged drinking, cocaine use, and making out with Miss Teen USA. That’s right, guys. Miss USA has been making out with Miss Teen USA (Katie Blair). Over and over and over. And in public. Lawdamercy!
Donald Trump is said to be considering the situation. He should have a final decision on the crown soon. Seriously, though. What’s to decide? If two hot chicks want to share their passion, LET THEM!
UPDATE: Tara is not going to lose her crown. She’s going to rehab! Watch her cry about it in this press conference video.
Speaking of crowns, check out these topless pics of Crystal Klein in a tiara.
