Mexican women sometimes get a bad rap. They’re ghetto, they get fat, they have sideburns, but when they’re young…they’re beautiful. I guess it’s like that with any race. You have your glory years. But with mexican women…something just happens and it’s over. Well luckily True Tere hasn’t hit those horrible years yet. She’s still in the OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING HOT years. She’s not doing nude yet, but I always give these girls time. They’ll take after Raven soon enough and will be stuffing that mouth full of cock. Until then you’ll have to deal with these non nude galleries.

I have got to find the planet that Katie lives on. Is there a ship that takes me there? Can I drive there? Do I need a passport to get there? What ever it takes, I will be willing to do it, because I have got to fuck Planet Katie. It doesn’t matter what she does or wears, because she is so damn hot. I like to think of her as every man’s dream or at the very least, my dream. She can be blond, brunette, an office slut, a schoolgirl whore, a sexy nurse, just wearing a skirt and thong, or jeans and a tee shirt, and it doesn’t fuckin’ matter. She’s like a sexy chameleon. I’m usually not one to want to fuck reptiles, with the exception of when I saw Mario Bros. the movie, but I don’t mind what Katie is doing… ever. Wait… yeah, remember Mario Bros. the movie? Well there was one chick in Dinohattan that was so damn hot. I wanted to fuck her until she shed her lizard skin. Yes, I was in the 6th grade when it came out, but I was an early bloomer. I thought I should clear that up for you. Anyhow, I present you with the hotness known as Planet Katie. She’s special, and you should beat to her. I’m going to do that……… now.

I’ve seen Leah Dizon before.  I just had no idea who she was.  I think I even posted a photo of her when I wrote about Import Models.  Regardless, Toph sent her to me today, and I’m now got the girl I’m jacking off to tonight.  I’ve been told that there is an actual fucking and sucking porn video of her floating around.  And I’m on a mission to find it.  And once I do you know I’ll put it up here for your viewing pleasure. For now you’re going to have to be okay with the 14 galleries of Leah Dizon I found.  Well here’s one more for you.

Sappinin, sex-bots? I feel that it is my privilege, nay, my duty to bring you the hottest chicks around. How did I get so lucky? Well, I like hot, naked chicks. I’m not sure when my fascination with hot, naked chicks started, but I am sure it happened around the time of birth. I’m an equal opportunist when it comes to sexy, naked chicks. So, I’m Toph, and I will bring you the hottest chicks every week. I believe in you. Make it happen.

This is Valentina Vaughn. She first caught my eye when she posed on a pool table. I’m not even sure what she is. Mexican? Asian? Who cares, because she’s fuckin’ hot. There is something about a chick getting naked in a kitchen that makes me happy, maybe it has something to do with the kitchen being a clean, family environment. Then a little hottie goes in and splashes milk all over her and I can’t help myself. Thank god for kitchen porn.

Women are handy. And I want my girl (and her parts) to multitask like a fucking champ. Lia19‘s nipple is so sexy and strong. We’ve all heard about setting a cup on a booty…but a hanger on the nipple is truly genius!

Utilitarian porn rocks, right?

I love that right after the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA scandal, Miss Nevada (Katie Rees) pulled down her pants in public and started making out with chicks. Is it a popular way of getting 15 min of celeb status now? If so, I’m all for it. It makes me want to be her PR rep so that I can let her run wild.

Dear Miss Nevada: Don’t worry about those haters, cutie. Submit your photos to ThongsDaily right now and feel proud of that ass! Fuck these unsupportive mother fuckers. Do Playboy and get real money. Your Friend, LesboDojo

It looks like Miss USA (Tara Conner) may lose her crown soon. Miss USA (of Kentucky) is accused of underaged drinking, cocaine use, and making out with Miss Teen USA. That’s right, guys. Miss USA has been making out with Miss Teen USA (Katie Blair). Over and over and over. And in public. Lawdamercy!

Donald Trump is said to be considering the situation. He should have a final decision on the crown soon. Seriously, though. What’s to decide? If two hot chicks want to share their passion, LET THEM!

UPDATE: Tara is not going to lose her crown. She’s going to rehab! Watch her cry about it in this press conference video.

Speaking of crowns, check out these topless pics of Crystal Klein in a tiara.

Nothing says holiday cheer like tah-tahs nicely cupped by Victoria’s Secret bras. Tonight I watched this mainstream porn phenomena that CBS somehow slides through once a year. This show essentially consists of boobs bouncing down the runway…over and over…until you’re hypnotized and smiling like a stoned retard. Niiice. It was so much better than last year’s runway show. The lingerie was actually really wearable. …which I was keen on. blah blah blah.

Anyway…on with the tah-tahs…

Justin Timberlake was the backdrop of the fashion show this year. I’m Bringing Sexy Back seemed to be the the running theme. They showed clips of the models singing along and doing booty dances. Anyone care to guess how many runway models he’s going to bang tonight? Damn.

Missed out last year? Check out Victoria’s Secret Runway Show from 2005.

You already know that I think Masumi Max is one of the hottest women alive. But after watching this behind the scenes video of a photoshoot with Bianca Beauchamp…she seems like one of the coolest chicks in the world to hang out with.  I love when super hot girls seem really cool and funny.  I want to get drunk with Masumi.  Can anybody make that happen?

Behind the Scenes Video of Masumi Max and Bianca Beauchamp

Miss Femme sent in this sweet pic of her in a sailor costume. She makes me want to dress up like a pirate and steal that booty asap. Am I wrong?

It looks her girlfriend, Chloe, had a similar idea…

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