It looks like Miss USA (Tara Conner) may lose her crown soon. Miss USA (of Kentucky) is accused of underaged drinking, cocaine use, and making out with Miss Teen USA. That’s right, guys. Miss USA has been making out with Miss Teen USA (Katie Blair). Over and over and over. And in public. Lawdamercy!

Donald Trump is said to be considering the situation. He should have a final decision on the crown soon. Seriously, though. What’s to decide? If two hot chicks want to share their passion, LET THEM!

UPDATE: Tara is not going to lose her crown. She’s going to rehab! Watch her cry about it in this press conference video.

Speaking of crowns, check out these topless pics of Crystal Klein in a tiara.

I don’t know how I get by without fleshbot. Today they sent me over to LuckiCharms, a “modeling agency”.  Well that’s what they call it.  I call it sluts that will take off their clothes for money.  So I guess that makes them strippers.  Never thought about that before.  What is the difference between a model who gets butt naked for a big billboard in time square and a chick that shows you her boobs for a dollar in a strip club?  Is it that the model gets paid tons of money to get naked?  So you have to hit a certain dollar limit to be considered a model if not you’re just a stripper? Ponder on that.  And while you’re pondering check out the hot sluts on LuckiCharms.  There are some hotties on here from pretty much every state in the U.S. of A.  Some though, say they’re not available for nude shoots.  Can’t win em all I guess.

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