Now this is going to be on the wall of every super nerd dorm and/or office cubical. Nerdcore brings video games and hot women together for the nerds of the world. Well…and the pervs like me that are into video games. So…ummm…well…yeah all of us are going to love this shit. Get your Nerdcore Calendar today.

I’m telling you guys Flickr is just the place for porn.  There’s no denying it.  Today a Dirty Hippie sent me a link to merkley???‘s photo set called girls on sofas.  At first read I was like ummmm why do I want to look at girls on a sofa?  But I was happily surprised to see that the girls are actually really hot chicks that are naked and in hot and sexy poses.  It’s pretty sweet.  Not to mention the guy is an amazing photographer.  His ability to create a series is also very apparent as you’ll see.  But don’t stop with the sofas.  Be sure to check out his other sets that share the same professional sex appeal.  chicks , picks , noods , doods , SkyCam , deitadinha , symmetry , #1′s

Check out Girls on Sofas

Ok. I’m overwhelmed with the beautiful photographs that were sent in by our kick ass readers. ….who all are all foxy babes, apparently.

This submission is from Crish of CWH. If you like hot skinny blondes, Crish is your BCFF (Best Cam Friend Forever). You can tell that she’s a real blonde by the peach fuzz on the small of her back.

Sweet Jesus, I love my job. Thank you for reading Pornzio, Crish! xoxo

My friend recently gave me the thoughtful gift of Motel Fetish by Chas Ray Krider. When you practically live in hotels (like I do), sexualizing lamps, bad art, mini fridge Hi-Balls, and starched curtains isn’t so out of the norm. Now enter into the equation: sexy models wearing vintage stockings, Agent Provocateur panties, and fetish heels. Erotic, no?

Every page of this book is filled with incredibly well thought out design, product placement, and retro underwear. He might be my new favorite American erotic photographer. Chas is certainly in the running with photos like these…

If you’ve jumped on the stylish hotel fetish, read/watch this, this, and this.

Yeah, I know. Everyone needs underwear. yada yada yada. Listen: If you’re surfing for men’s underwear sites, you are gay. And fyi: the models who sport the underwear for online stores are also gay.

I’m sure there a few men who are reading this and thinking “…but not me. I’m not gay. I am just looking to buy some quality silk thongs online.” You’re gay. Trust me, sport.

Now that you’re coming out, you’ll be happy to know that we have a crapload of gay porn links. Bonus! Use our category links at the top, to explore your new found sexuality.

The 30th annual Mrs. America pageant was broadcast on the WE channel this weekend. I’m not sure exactly why, though. I highly doubt that women are their core demographic. Ah, well. You’re lucky the lesbian caught it.

A chick named Diane Tucker from Arizona won the crown. My favorite part of the competition was probably the swimsuit walk and their interviews. It’s clear why a MILF lover like myself would appreciate the swimsuit portion of the competition. However, the interviews are choice for humor. I hate to be the one to say it, but some of these girls aren’t so bright.

Answers such as “I really believe in like literacy” make me laugh (and love them even more). As CrackaAss says, “dumb is beautiful.” So true.

As I was paging through XXL today, I came across this smokin Video Hoe. Video Hoes are those bionic babes that drop it like it’s hot in rap music videos. This reminds me of of something the great Snoop Dogg said, “without hoes life would be fucked up.”

So true. God bless all the Video Hoes.

This particular video hoe is named Erica. She’s was featured in Big Boi’s “Kryptonite (I’m on It),” Juvenile’s “Rodeo,” Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ms. New Booty” and Biggie’s “Spit Your Game.” 34C-24-38, goddamnit. That body is no joke.

Then there’s the ultra-fly ebony model slash Video Hoe La’Shontae Heckard…

La’Shontae is in Fat Joe & Nelly’s “Get it Poppin,” Dru Hill’s “I Should Be,” Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey’s “Give It To Me,” 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop,” Ludacris & DTP’s “Growing Pains RMX” Gucci Mane Feat. Young Jeazy’s “So Icy,” and Kanye West’s “Golddigger.” She’s clearly made a career out of being the hot chick in videos.

I really hope the next step for these chicks is porn. Is that so wrong? The music they could license for the adult videos would be hot. Ladies, let me be your manager…

If I can give the young folks that look at porn all day some life altering advice it will be this. Become a photographer. I mean think about it. If you’re a photographer, that’s any good, everyone wants you to take their picture. And when I say everyone I mean everyone. Hot models, good girls next door, the milf next door. And if you have any kind of nudes in your portfolio you open yourself up fot those same hot ladies to ask you to take their nude photos. Which obviously leads to setting up the camera on a tripod and making it take photos every 10 seconds as you start to pound her right there. I mean it just happens. Take a look at TAkaci Hirano’s portfolio. He’s just a normal 25 year old photographer in japan. That ladies just say “hey, will you take a picture of my hairy pussy?” He says yes obviously. Then he bangs them. I mean it doesn’t say that in his bio or anything, but I know how it works.

You want to be a photographer. Just look at how good these guys have turned out.

Yatsutani Taizo
Geoffroy de Boismenu
Naomi Kaltman
Patrick Demarchelier
Patrick de Warren
Norbert Guthier

Just like chocolate to peanut butter or nuns to rulers, luxury cars and hot lesbians go extremely well together. I don’t care if you’re not a big car person per se. This is tasty eye candy, and that can’t be denied.

Thanks to ChromeOnline for this exquisite Ferarri shot with the lovely Sandee Westgate and Crissy Moran. They can take the wheel any day of the week.

When your hand can no longer jerk to unattainable pornstars, turn your focus to amateur girls who have shot themselves. No script. No tired looking models. ishotmyself is a fresh archive of hot average attainable POV (point of view) porn videos and photographs. Girls shoot themselves in the heat of the moment and send in their erotic art.

Check out these exhibitionist lesbians shooting themselves just for you.
Since user generated content is in the highlight of it’s twilight, you may want to jump on this bandwagon.