Tuesday 12.05.06
Tatum Reed just sent me this exclusive pic from her recent trip to London. It looks like Tatum and Daisy Rock really hit it off! I knew that if you put those hot girls in a room together that lesbian action would take place. muha!

See more of Tatum Reed here. Add Tatum Reed on MySpace.
Here’s a sneak Peek at Daisy Rock’s new site. Add Daisy Rock on MySpace.
Thursday 11.09.06

I don’t know how I get by without fleshbot. Today they sent me over to LuckiCharms, a “modeling agency”. Well that’s what they call it. I call it sluts that will take off their clothes for money. So I guess that makes them strippers. Never thought about that before. What is the difference between a model who gets butt naked for a big billboard in time square and a chick that shows you her boobs for a dollar in a strip club? Is it that the model gets paid tons of money to get naked? So you have to hit a certain dollar limit to be considered a model if not you’re just a stripper? Ponder on that. And while you’re pondering check out the hot sluts on LuckiCharms. There are some hotties on here from pretty much every state in the U.S. of A. Some though, say they’re not available for nude shoots. Can’t win em all I guess.
LuckiCharms
Wednesday 11.08.06

I know this site is normally about porn, but today it’s about some hot ass japanese girls. More specifically the girls in the running for Miss Universe Japan 2006. Now a couple of these girls I don’t find all that tasty, but I’d still put it in all of them. And the site is pretty fucking sweet as well.
Miss Universe Japan 2006
Sunday 11.05.06

Now this is going to be on the wall of every super nerd dorm and/or office cubical. Nerdcore brings video games and hot women together for the nerds of the world. Well…and the pervs like me that are into video games. So…ummm…well…yeah all of us are going to love this shit. Get your Nerdcore Calendar today.
Tuesday 10.31.06

I’m telling you guys Flickr is just the place for porn. There’s no denying it. Today a Dirty Hippie sent me a link to merkley???‘s photo set called girls on sofas. At first read I was like ummmm why do I want to look at girls on a sofa? But I was happily surprised to see that the girls are actually really hot chicks that are naked and in hot and sexy poses. It’s pretty sweet. Not to mention the guy is an amazing photographer. His ability to create a series is also very apparent as you’ll see. But don’t stop with the sofas. Be sure to check out his other sets that share the same professional sex appeal. chicks , picks , noods , doods , SkyCam , deitadinha , symmetry , #1′s
Check out Girls on Sofas
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Sunday 10.15.06
Ok. I’m overwhelmed with the beautiful photographs that were sent in by our kick ass readers. ….who all are all foxy babes, apparently.

This submission is from Crish of CWH. If you like hot skinny blondes, Crish is your BCFF (Best Cam Friend Forever). You can tell that she’s a real blonde by the peach fuzz on the small of her back.

Sweet Jesus, I love my job. Thank you for reading Pornzio, Crish! xoxo
Tuesday 10.10.06
My friend recently gave me the thoughtful gift of Motel Fetish by Chas Ray Krider. When you practically live in hotels (like I do), sexualizing lamps, bad art, mini fridge Hi-Balls, and starched curtains isn’t so out of the norm. Now enter into the equation: sexy models wearing vintage stockings, Agent Provocateur panties, and fetish heels. Erotic, no?

Every page of this book is filled with incredibly well thought out design, product placement, and retro underwear. He might be my new favorite American erotic photographer. Chas is certainly in the running with photos like these…

If you’ve jumped on the stylish hotel fetish, read/watch this, this, and this.
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Monday 10.02.06
Yeah, I know. Everyone needs underwear. yada yada yada. Listen: If you’re surfing for men’s underwear sites, you are gay. And fyi: the models who sport the underwear for online stores are also gay.
I’m sure there a few men who are reading this and thinking “…but not me. I’m not gay. I am just looking to buy some quality silk thongs online.” You’re gay. Trust me, sport.
Now that you’re coming out, you’ll be happy to know that we have a crapload of gay porn links. Bonus! Use our category links at the top, to explore your new found sexuality.
Monday 09.25.06
The 30th annual Mrs. America pageant was broadcast on the WE channel this weekend. I’m not sure exactly why, though. I highly doubt that women are their core demographic. Ah, well. You’re lucky the lesbian caught it.

A chick named Diane Tucker from Arizona won the crown. My favorite part of the competition was probably the swimsuit walk and their interviews. It’s clear why a MILF lover like myself would appreciate the swimsuit portion of the competition. However, the interviews are choice for humor. I hate to be the one to say it, but some of these girls aren’t so bright.
Answers such as “I really believe in like literacy” make me laugh (and love them even more). As CrackaAss says, “dumb is beautiful.” So true.
Wednesday 09.20.06
As I was paging through XXL today, I came across this smokin Video Hoe. Video Hoes are those bionic babes that drop it like it’s hot in rap music videos. This reminds me of of something the great Snoop Dogg said, “without hoes life would be fucked up.”
So true. God bless all the Video Hoes.
This particular video hoe is named Erica. She’s was featured in Big Boi’s “Kryptonite (I’m on It),” Juvenile’s “Rodeo,” Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ms. New Booty” and Biggie’s “Spit Your Game.” 34C-24-38, goddamnit. That body is no joke.

Then there’s the ultra-fly ebony model slash Video Hoe La’Shontae Heckard…

La’Shontae is in Fat Joe & Nelly’s “Get it Poppin,” Dru Hill’s “I Should Be,” Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey’s “Give It To Me,” 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop,” Ludacris & DTP’s “Growing Pains RMX” Gucci Mane Feat. Young Jeazy’s “So Icy,” and Kanye West’s “Golddigger.” She’s clearly made a career out of being the hot chick in videos.
I really hope the next step for these chicks is porn. Is that so wrong? The music they could license for the adult videos would be hot. Ladies, let me be your manager…