If I can give the young folks that look at porn all day some life altering advice it will be this. Become a photographer. I mean think about it. If you’re a photographer, that’s any good, everyone wants you to take their picture. And when I say everyone I mean everyone. Hot models, good girls next door, the milf next door. And if you have any kind of nudes in your portfolio you open yourself up fot those same hot ladies to ask you to take their nude photos. Which obviously leads to setting up the camera on a tripod and making it take photos every 10 seconds as you start to pound her right there. I mean it just happens. Take a look at TAkaci Hirano’s portfolio. He’s just a normal 25 year old photographer in japan. That ladies just say “hey, will you take a picture of my hairy pussy?” He says yes obviously. Then he bangs them. I mean it doesn’t say that in his bio or anything, but I know how it works.

You want to be a photographer. Just look at how good these guys have turned out.

Yatsutani Taizo
Geoffroy de Boismenu
Naomi Kaltman
Patrick Demarchelier
Patrick de Warren
Norbert Guthier

Just like chocolate to peanut butter or nuns to rulers, luxury cars and hot lesbians go extremely well together. I don’t care if you’re not a big car person per se. This is tasty eye candy, and that can’t be denied.

Thanks to ChromeOnline for this exquisite Ferarri shot with the lovely Sandee Westgate and Crissy Moran. They can take the wheel any day of the week.

When your hand can no longer jerk to unattainable pornstars, turn your focus to amateur girls who have shot themselves. No script. No tired looking models. ishotmyself is a fresh archive of hot average attainable POV (point of view) porn videos and photographs. Girls shoot themselves in the heat of the moment and send in their erotic art.

Check out these exhibitionist lesbians shooting themselves just for you.
Since user generated content is in the highlight of it’s twilight, you may want to jump on this bandwagon.

Clearly, Raven Riley gives one hell of a handjob herself. That’s a fucking fact. Yet watching Raven jerk off her man with a fleshlight just takes the hotness to a whole other level. Agree? Check out this POV.
Make it nice, baby. Make it nice.

There is something really special when you can catch a cam whore sleeping (or falling asleep) during a live cam session. It’s like finding a 4 leaf clover. Here are some of my favorite screen shots of yawning and passed out cam whores.

That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?

This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.

How the name Vida Guerra has passed me by I have no idea. I mean I recognize her ass from a FHM issue. But I mean I don’t read those things. I just jack off on the magazine and wait for next month’s to come. But I did a search for best ass today and she was at the top of my list. Not only that but Phun has put a collection of all of her ass all nice and neat for y ou to enjoy. Here’s here M.O.

Vida Guerra (born Havana, Cuba), is a Cuban-born American model and occasional actress and singer. Her first notable appearance was in a photoshoot for the U.S. edition of FHM magazine, and since then, she has modeled for many other men’s magazines, including Playboy. She often appears on Spanish television shows and is well known because of her large buttocks, which are usually accentuated in her photographs.

Okay there’s not much else to say about her. I mean just look at that ass! It’s perfection. Tan, round, just screams spank me and then cum all over my left cheek. That’s what it’s screaming to me anyway. It’s so nice she deserves another picture on pornzio. So here. Click the photos or this link to see her beautiful ass gallery.

Today is just about Bush I guess. With my last post on the bush gone bye bye playboy ad, to President Bush fucking something else in the world. You can pretty much bet on people just not liking any bush. And I’m normally the same. That is unless you’re talking about real deal…I’m from an asian country and I don’t speak english and I don’t shave my pussy…kind of bush. That kind of pussy just draws me in and makes me want to learn how to say “Suck my dick” in japanese. Well WallWart has a ton of real deal bush photos on his flickr. I’m telling you guys flickr is the place to be.

Check out Wall Wart’s Bush Photos

Here’s a little insight into me. I’m mexican, and like all mexicans, I was, at one time, obsessed with lowriders. I had lowrider posters that covered every inch of my walls. Any car I saw I wanted to lower it and put daytons on it. Obsessed! Another part of being obsessed with lowriders is being a subscriber to Lowrider Magazine. I’ve jacked off more times to lowrider magazine than any other publication on the planet. Including all the porn I watch now and that’s saying something. I just remember them having the hottest fucking models ever. Fucking gorgeous mexican models in aztec costumes with their fat asses hanging out. Sometimes an occasional asian thrown into the mix. I mean I remember thinking to myself once I get a car like that I’ll be fucking women like that. This whole thought started with this picture of Daniella Alonso.

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It’s about time you guys finally get to see my true love of asian poontang. I’ve been obsessed since high school. I can’t help it. Something about those slanty eyes just pull me in. So obviously I read everything asian hotties related. Today over at Kineda Magazine they did an article on the Ultimate Asian Hotties of the entire world. This was then broken down into 17 ladies and 8 countries. Now obviously this is a great idea, but come on, finish out what you started. Get all the countries or at least the majors. I mean the United States isn’t even in there, and the only american-ish one is Tila Tequila who’s the lone ranger in the Vietnam section. I just think about all the beautiful women that have been spawned by combing all these cultures with others. For instance, Vanessa Minnillo, the hottest mtv vj to ever speak on times square. Or Sheena Lee who’s got that asian, german thing going on. But it’s not even that. Even in the japan category they left out someone like Hiromi Oshima who is by far one of the hottest asian women on the planet. I mean they did it like there was a limit on women. I want to see a thousand women all broken up by country. I guess I’ll have to do it, but still..it’ll be fucking hot. Just a lil rant, but I take my asian porn seriously. Here is a bigger gallery of hot asian women around the world. Enjoy