I have got to find the planet that Katie lives on. Is there a ship that takes me there? Can I drive there? Do I need a passport to get there? What ever it takes, I will be willing to do it, because I have got to fuck Planet Katie. It doesn’t matter what she does or wears, because she is so damn hot. I like to think of her as every man’s dream or at the very least, my dream. She can be blond, brunette, an office slut, a schoolgirl whore, a sexy nurse, just wearing a skirt and thong, or jeans and a tee shirt, and it doesn’t fuckin’ matter. She’s like a sexy chameleon. I’m usually not one to want to fuck reptiles, with the exception of when I saw Mario Bros. the movie, but I don’t mind what Katie is doing… ever. Wait… yeah, remember Mario Bros. the movie? Well there was one chick in Dinohattan that was so damn hot. I wanted to fuck her until she shed her lizard skin. Yes, I was in the 6th grade when it came out, but I was an early bloomer. I thought I should clear that up for you. Anyhow, I present you with the hotness known as Planet Katie. She’s special, and you should beat to her. I’m going to do that……… now.

I keep coming across bowling porn today. It’s just too dirty for my taste. …shoe swapping, sticking fingers in dirty holes, greasy floors. Don’t get me wrong. We can all agree that banging dirty whores is a good thing. …but dirty whores in a dirty location? with used shoes? Ah, fuck it. Watch this video of a babe stuffing a bowling pin in her crotch.

Can you dig it? If so, you’ll appreciate these bowling porn videos.

Tatum Reed just sent me this exclusive pic from her recent trip to London. It looks like Tatum and Daisy Rock really hit it off! I knew that if you put those hot girls in a room together that lesbian action would take place. muha!

See more of Tatum Reed here. Add Tatum Reed on MySpace.

Here’s a sneak Peek at Daisy Rock’s new site. Add Daisy Rock on MySpace.

Warning: Papi’s huge archive of party boy videos will cause premature ejaculation. Keep a jerk off towel handy as you peep in on the hottest gay parties and secret orgy afterparties.

In a sea of gay reality sites, Papi manages to remain original by allowing members to interact/chat with the guys who attend their parties. Their event attendees aren’t models, just hot party guys.

If you want to see more guys getting hard on the dancefloor, check out these free Papi videos. You can thank your favorite hag later. xoxo

Are you into younger guys? 8teenboy is a well organized site full of beautiful twinks with perfect skin. You’ll love their youthful contract models.

Either download their movies to your video ipod or burn to dvd. 8teenboy also sells the physical dvds with discreet shipping. None of the movies are restricted by DRM. All of their gay content is exclusive and original.

RandyBlue’s amateur muscle guys are always tastefully shot. RandyBlue won the Cybersocket Surfer’s Choice Award last year and continues to introduce the hottest male models.

Don’t worry if you’re a straight guy who’s strangely drawn to this pic. Randy Blue brings out the man’s man in everyone. Now go chop some wood!

BEEP: I’m sorry. I could pick up my cell, but I don’t want to. I have it set to vibrate and it’s deep inside my pussy. This cell phone fucking movie just changed my life.



Apparently lots of girls fuck their cell phone. I had no idea. I mean, I like to talk on the phone. …but not in a love you long time kinda way.

“I’d gladly pay you tomorrow for a cheeseburger today,” said the lesbian hamburgler (right before she pulled a 68 on these babes).

I’m vegan but you know I do love a good cheeseburger. Fresh, fat, juicy, tight, and shaved. That’s ma gurl. Cheeseburger movies here.

I thought I’d share a couple of accidental facials with the class. There’s something about guys getting jerk off fly aways in their own mouth or eye (on accident?) that makes me laugh. tee hee

Oh, the depravity.

p.s. Is the first guy wearing girls panties? um. Just an afterthought.

Just like chocolate to peanut butter or nuns to rulers, luxury cars and hot lesbians go extremely well together. I don’t care if you’re not a big car person per se. This is tasty eye candy, and that can’t be denied.

Thanks to ChromeOnline for this exquisite Ferarri shot with the lovely Sandee Westgate and Crissy Moran. They can take the wheel any day of the week.