I’ve never been a fan of the nudist. I mean other than the fact that if they’re a hot chick I get to see her boobs and snatch all out in the open. I’ve always been scared that I’d be on the bad side of this video. But for me personally I’ve never seen myself going the nudist route. But I’ve been doing some research. Nudist seems to have their free-ness and they seem very happy. I like that and I like seeing boobs, but seriously it seems like a nice natural thing. Not to mention it’s not like most guys imagine. I mean as you can see from the photo above the guys walking around there with massive porn star cocks or anything. If every guy walking around there looked like this I can understand why you’d shy away a bit. So if you’re a normal good looking guy you could own the beach. But I have to say after looking at all these pictures of naked chicks on the beach. I’m a fan of the Nudist. They have to realize though, that they are just the “very open slut”. They may not be fucking on the beach or in the colony but they’re throwing that snatch at you like a Nolan Ryan fastball. And that’s why I love them.

Is it the unexpected milk squirt? Is it the glow that women get when they’re with child? I’m totally down with preggo porn. Thanks to TopHeavy for this amazing pic. Check out how soft her full areolas are…

Need more milky mamas? See this.

Today is the birthday of one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Brooke Burke was born as the fourth of seven children in Hartford, Connecticut to Donna and George Burke, and was raised in Tucson, Arizona. She is of Jewish heritage on her mother’s side and was raised in the Jewish religion,^[1] and also has Irish, French and Portuguese ancestry. Her parents divorced and her mother re-married Armen Hatounian. She studied broadcast journalism at UCLA, but was signed to top modeling agencies, including the renowned Ford Models Agency, and subsequently appeared in prominent television commercials for Bally Fitness clubs, Coca-Cola, and Discover Card.

Somehow this goddess has had 2 kids and dealt with modeling and tv stardom. Somehow she continues to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Now if she could just start doing porn my life could be complete. My wife better look that good after 2 kids or I’m gonna have to find a Celebrity to be with.

Every couple has a list of celebrities that they could bang if they happened to get the opportunity. It’s a small world, and I do run into a lot of celebrities during my travels. This is my list of hip celeb women that I’d cheat on a partner for (in no particular order).

1. Heather Graham
2. Charlize Theron
3. Penelope Cruz
4. Kate Winslet
5. Ashley Judd
6. Chloe Sevigny
7. Annette Bening
8. Nina Hartley
9. Gillian Anderson
10. Giselle Bundchen
11. Heidi Klum
12. Hillary Swank
13. Jennifer Tilly
14. Jennifer Beals
15. Joan Jett
16. Mira Sorvino
17. Parker Posey
18. Patricia Arquette
19. Scarlett Johansson
20. Rebecca Romijn
21. Rose McGowan
22. Selma Blair
23. Sandra Bernhard
24. Helena Christensen
25. Madonna
26. Stevie Nicks
27. Veruca Salt (yes, the whole band. at once)
28. Pat Benetar
29. Chrissie Hynde
30. Debbie Harry
31. Louise Lombard
32. Rachel Shelley
33. Jemima Rooper
34. Pink
35. Elizabeth Davis
36. Tina Fay
37. Sienna Miller
38. Aishwarya Rai
39. Naomi Watts
40. Diane Lane
41. Molly Sims
42. Veronica Varekova
43. Petra Nemcova
44. Catherine Zeta-Jones
45. Jenny McCarthy
46. Kathy Griffin
47. Anne Hathaway
48. Michelle Willams
49. Sandra Oh
50. Amy Sedaris
51. Vivian Westwood
52. Tara Subkoff
53. Drew Barrymore
54. Ana Matronic
55. Gretchen Mol
56. Susie Bright
57. Annie Sprinkle
58. Belladonna
59. Dita Von Teese
60. Uma Thurman
61. Katherine Heigl
62. Catherine Keener
63. Joan Cusak
64. Maggie Gyllenhaal
65. Susan Sarandon
66. Shannen Doherty (but only if she fucked me as her 9021 Character)
67. Portia de Rossi
68. Felicity Huffman
69. Frances McDormand
70. Diane Von Furstenburg
71. Molly Ringwald
72. Bjork
73. Julianne Moore
74. Mary Louise Parker
75. Elizabeth Perkins
76. Tilda Swinton
77. Jaclyn Smith
78. Drea De Matteo
79. Blythe Danner
80. Marisa Tomei
81. Ziyi Zang
82. Michelle Yeoh
83. Linda Fiorentino
84. Meryl Streep
85. Queen Latifah
86. Kathleen Hanna
87. Miss Kitten
88. Missy Elliott
89. Trina
90. Charli Baltimore
91. L7 (again, the whole band at once)
92. Belinda Carlisle
93. Nina Hagen
94. Miuccia Prada
95. Anna Sui
96. Debi Mazar
97. Tracey Ullman
98. Kim Cattrall
99. Ann Magnuson
100. Karen Finley

If you have a list, please post it here. Inquiring minds…

The redder the hair, the sweeter the juice. Andy Dill has compiled one of the hottest redhead gay sites. And Andy knows good fire crotch! He scouts for red hair amateurs and shoots most of the videos himself. If you are intrigued by real redhead guys with pale cocks, red pubic hair, and a hairy chest…this site is for you: redheadguys.com.

This is a gay niche not to be overlooked.

When your hand can no longer jerk to unattainable pornstars, turn your focus to amateur girls who have shot themselves. No script. No tired looking models. ishotmyself is a fresh archive of hot average attainable POV (point of view) porn videos and photographs. Girls shoot themselves in the heat of the moment and send in their erotic art.

Check out these exhibitionist lesbians shooting themselves just for you.
Since user generated content is in the highlight of it’s twilight, you may want to jump on this bandwagon.

I love the ladies. I love ladies who love ladies. And who am I kidding, I also adore for the ladies who lick minge for pay. I came across this vintage “lesbo” photograph, and needed to share it with the class.

I have a nice lil collection of vintage porn for you, so stay tuned. I’ll post more classic licky-loo later tonight.

That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?

This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.

There’s just something about a site that as soon as that homepage loads you just start seeing some action. I knew from the first 2 seconds as I watched miss Elly sucking a fat cock, and playing with her self that this was going to be a winner. I especially love that she just openly shows how slutty she is in her own bio.
“How did I get into the industry: Not by accident! A friend of mine told me that she did a photo shoot and told me how it all went. That kind of turned me on and I decided to go too. I loved all the posing and getting naked in front of the camera, so I immediately decided that the first time wouldn’t be the last. “

Check out Elly Jaine

I know most of you can’t stand her, think she’s a redneck, or just think walking barefoot in a gas station bathroom is too much for you to handle. But for some reason I’ve always been attracted to her. Maybe it’s the fact that she doesn’t care about that stuff, that gets the idea in my head that she would just be amazing in bed. Total pornstar begging you to cum on her face. Can’t you just picture her on her knees begging as she chomps on some flaming hot cheetos? MMMMMM I know I can. Not to mention she’s in Oprah status for money. Can you honestly say you wouldn’t fuck her or Oprah just to get a lil dough? Shit, I’d fuck Bill Gates for some of that cash. Anyway, Britney has posed naked, belly all hangin out, in this months Bizaar Magazine. And I have to say she looks fucking hot. I’m not normally into preggos but I’d fuck a pregnant Brit. Somebodies gotta do it.

Check out Britney Spears Nude Pregnant Pictures and if you’re into that slutty preggo check out Knocked Up Nelly. (Via Fleshbot)