Vikki Blows is the wind beneath my wings. She’s the light at end of my tunnel. She’s the nipple at the end of my tit.
If the internet is beer, then Vikki Blows is a shot of whiskey. She just makes everything better.
Vikki takes her tittays out a lot, and this, my friends is a very good thing. They’re like the pocket watch that hypnotists use. They’ll put you in a trance where all you can is beat off. This is the best trance ever.
What the fuck does Sexy Asian Yum Yums mean? Hell if I know, but I like it.
Charmane Star is ridicuhot. I want to stick my crab so far up her wonton that cream cheese pours out. That’s how hot she is!
Wait, how hot is Charmane Star? She’s so hot I’d let her punch me in the asshole just so I could fuck her. That’s how hot she is!
Wait… wait… how hot is Charmane Star? I’d fuck her little Asian grandma just to tell my friends that I fuck the woman who gave birth to the woman who gave birth to Charmane Star. Yes! That’s how hot she is!
Thanks to SugarBank for sharing this delightful vagina pinwheel….
Abby Winters nude photography celebrates a simple beauty. Sure, watching a mystic tan whore pornstar shove 3 dildos in her ass is amusing for a bit but I prefer masturbating to artistic nude amateurs. These amateur Australian girls have natural breasts, hairy vaginas, and are actually smiling. Imagine that? Models who are enjoying the shoot!
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I have got to find the planet that Katie lives on. Is there a ship that takes me there? Can I drive there? Do I need a passport to get there? What ever it takes, I will be willing to do it, because I have got to fuck Planet Katie. It doesn’t matter what she does or wears, because she is so damn hot. I like to think of her as every man’s dream or at the very least, my dream. She can be blond, brunette, an office slut, a schoolgirl whore, a sexy nurse, just wearing a skirt and thong, or jeans and a tee shirt, and it doesn’t fuckin’ matter. She’s like a sexy chameleon. I’m usually not one to want to fuck reptiles, with the exception of when I saw Mario Bros. the movie, but I don’t mind what Katie is doing… ever. Wait… yeah, remember Mario Bros. the movie? Well there was one chick in Dinohattan that was so damn hot. I wanted to fuck her until she shed her lizard skin. Yes, I was in the 6th grade when it came out, but I was an early bloomer. I thought I should clear that up for you. Anyhow, I present you with the hotness known as Planet Katie. She’s special, and you should beat to her. I’m going to do that……… now.
I really miss the real thing. I mean being with girls with fake boobs is great. They always look amazing, but sometimes you just want to be fucking a girl and watch her boobs flying everywhere…slapping herself in the face. That’s just hot sometimes. But with today’s times, the real boob is becoming like atari. People have heard about it, but no ones ever actually seen or played with it before. Well today I found a book called Big Book of Breasts which is over 400 pages of the real thing. Nothing but hot real and not to mention big ole boobies. It’s by Dina Hansan who has done some work with the biggest pervert photographer around…Mr Terry Richardson. Anyway Check it out.