Well, not really. It’s just that nothing puts a smile on my face more than a talented stripper. Ever crushed out on one? I certainly have.

About 5 years ago, I was way into this stripper @ The Pink Poodle in San Jose. I would go in alone after work at least once a week to see this dancer. She was a total MILF and very curvy. Actually, just top heavy. Her big natural breasts were fucking amazing. Aside from all the pole dancing and asshole tricks she could do (don’t ask), she had this one boob sucking trick that was a complete show stopper.

I’ll explain. She would start off by slowly massaging her breasts and licking her own nipples. Then she’d take one of her full boobs, suck in most of her own areola and let go of it with her hands. Her huge G cup breast would be held up by sheer suction power! You might be saying “wtf” right now, but I swear you would have shot a load just seeing it. No hands! Ah, those were the days.

She probably doesn’t strip anymore, but I never forgot her act. She is why I love strip clubs so much. These days, I’m more into the Hustler Club in San Francisco. The girls there can really fucking work a pole upside down. All their girls do pilates and have a strong dancing background. If you haven’t been and you have the chance to, go for it. They also do a breakfast & lapdance special on certain days. Check out their website for more info.

I’m dedicating this post to all my favorite strippers who got my rocks off after a hard day’s work. Thank you, ladies!

And guys, enjoy a ton of free stripper porn…

Stripper Pics: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6.

Stripper Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6.

Make sure to visit a strip club this week. My favorite strip club database is tuscl.com (which stands for The Ultimate Strip Club List). You can search awesome user reviews of strip clubs worldwide. It’s been around forever.

I hope this post has been helpful. Throw a $1 at a local stripper for me! xoxo, lesbodojo

Masuimi Max has a new hubby (Morat) who’s an excellent photographer. Check out this pic he took of Masuimi and her gf Aria Giovanni. …boys who like girls who like girls who like boys…

Can’t get enough of these babes lezzing out? See more of Masuimi Max & Aria Giovanni getting it on here, here, and here. Enjoy!

Thanks to SugarBank for sharing this delightful vagina pinwheel….

Abby Winters nude photography celebrates a simple beauty. Sure, watching a mystic tan whore pornstar shove 3 dildos in her ass is amusing for a bit but I prefer masturbating to artistic nude amateurs. These amateur Australian girls have natural breasts, hairy vaginas, and are actually smiling. Imagine that? Models who are enjoying the shoot!

If you’re picking up what I’m throwing down, check out some Abby Winters erotica for for free, here, here, and here. xoxo

My friends at SexyBattleBoard just sent me links to these topless Britney shots. She really does love to show off her naughty bits in public. Remember the vag pics?

Aren’t the flowers a nice touch? A kinder, gentler, Britney Spears. It almost makes you forget about the angry bald britney holding an umbrella. Almost!

The timing for these photos to be leaked couldn’t have been at a better moment. She’s just now getting back on stage at the House of Blues. Nice. Way to go Britney! We’re always cheering for you.

May Day reminds me of the cult-y British film from the 70s, The Wicker Man. Remember that one? Does pagan fertility pole dancing, sacrifice, and nude chicks ring a bell? How about that crazy ass song “And on that tree there was a limb; And on that limb there was a branch; And on that branch there was a nest; And in that nest there was an egg; And in that egg there was a bird; And from that bird a feather came; And of that feather was
A bed…”

Whatevs. On to the nudie film shots from the original Wicker Man.

Haven’t watched the original in a while? Rent it, bitch. It’s so much better than the remake. Britt Ekland plays the landlord’s daughter in The Wicker Man. In the scene shown above, this highly sexual pagan slut performs a nude dance in her room. She sings and pounds the walls with her nubile breasts and fingers. Her whore energy wakes up the cop in the next room. Loves it.

If you have a clip of this nude dance, please link me to it. I’ve been looking for it for a god damn hour, and I’m dying to watch it. Thanks in advance, pornzio peeps!

Every week I try to bring you guys the hottest girl on the internet, and I’m pretty proud of how well I do it. I mean, I beat to my own post. Actually, when writing, if I don’t beat to it, then I’m not going to post it. I wouldn’t want to do you that disservice. We’re here to keep you whacking. Well, on most days, that is. All is relatively slow in the hot girl world today. I haven’t seen many new chicks that I should alert you about, so instead, I’m bringing you some ugly ones. Why? Think of it as training. We can’t all go home with the hottest chicks, so you have to prepare for the ugly ones. I don’t want you get the wrong idea here. I’m not giving you atrociously horrendous chicks. Wouldn’t that be fucked up? (and kind of funny for me) No, I’m bringing you chicks that are like, “Damn, you’re ugly. You shouldn’t be ugly, though. Why are you ugly? It doesn’t make sense. Here, let me beat to you and see if you’re ugly. Yep, you’re ugly, but I’d fuck you.” I’ve actually had this happen many times in life. With that said, enjoy the ugos.

When you’ve had enough of the ugos, go here, here and here. Remember: God don’t like ugly.

Where to start? Eve has been around for a little while, and yet I still can’t stop looking at her. She’s so hot it makes my balls hurt. Seriously, they hurt. I may need to go and get this looked at. It’s not normal, is it? Well, regardless, it’s worth it, because Eve is amazing. She’s a fucking hot Hungarian, who loves to be naked. Isn’t that what we all want: hot, naked Hungarians? Honestly, Eve Angel is arguably the first Hungarian I have ever seen, but if this is a sign of the women there, then I’m moving to Hungry. Think of the limitless amount of Hungry jokes I could use. Eve started fucking at about 17, and we in America had to wait one more year before we could watch it. My favorite thing about Eve is that while she enjoys modeling right now, she aspires to be an archaeologist (note, it’s spelled wrong in the bio:). Cute isn’t it? Dream on Eve, but for right now we’re going to go ahead and excavate your vag. For your viewing pleasure, here’s a mecca of Eve galleries. Just a warning, there may be pop-ups, and there may be spam. I’m sorry, but I didn’t go through them all. Suffice it say, after the second gallery I was finished. Also, for a special treat, and because she’s my favorite, here’s her first screen test. Her pleasure-love sounds may resemble a goat being slaughtered, but seriously, who doesn’t love that?

If you’re interested in candid male nudes, check out AllCandid. What I like best about the site is how they categorize their different candid niches. You don’t have to search for locker room sets if that’s what you’re looking for.

Their site isn’t super slick in design. Yet, their amateur collection speaks for itself. They’ve been gathering real amateur, voyeur, and candid male nudes for over 7 years.

I came across this Perry Gallagher photograph today, and was very impressed. His lighting is almost as provoking as his fetishy subject matter and tattooed babes. This photo makes me want to update my profile on ALT.com so that I can find a beautiful submissive of my own…

There aren’t a huge number of quality gay fetish sites that feature amateur spanking videos. BoyFetish has won Cybersocket’s Best Leather and Fetish Site Award four years in a row. It’s unique, authentic, and hard to watch if you’re not into the bdsm lifestyle.

I remember the first time I got spanked. 5 dominatrix women from San Francisco beat my ass until it was black and blue. I had a corporate job at the time, and I couldn’t even sit down. It was awesome.

If you like watching men get their ass spanked, jerk off to this, this, and this. If you’d rather watch a girls’ ass turn black and blue, watch this.