If you’re into nude amateur guys in tube socks and Nike’s, then Gay-Jeremy is your boy. I came across some of these pics, and kept saying “dude that’s so gay.” [see pic] What can you say, though? He’s French and obsessed with tube socks. Ooh la la.

Check out franksweatyfoot’s photos of flickr for more tube sock smut.

I love big natural boobs just as much as everyone else, but this pic scares me. I have a recurring nightmare that Susie Sparks tries to smothers me with her 66 inch breasts. This pic shows her going in for the kill. Mommy?

Death by Juggs…what a way to go!

As sick as this looks, I’d be happy to lick the wine off of Yanna’s naked body. Can you imagine using that pussy as a chalice? Mamamia!

I’m already drunk off of the idea.

If I can give the young folks that look at porn all day some life altering advice it will be this. Become a photographer. I mean think about it. If you’re a photographer, that’s any good, everyone wants you to take their picture. And when I say everyone I mean everyone. Hot models, good girls next door, the milf next door. And if you have any kind of nudes in your portfolio you open yourself up fot those same hot ladies to ask you to take their nude photos. Which obviously leads to setting up the camera on a tripod and making it take photos every 10 seconds as you start to pound her right there. I mean it just happens. Take a look at TAkaci Hirano’s portfolio. He’s just a normal 25 year old photographer in japan. That ladies just say “hey, will you take a picture of my hairy pussy?” He says yes obviously. Then he bangs them. I mean it doesn’t say that in his bio or anything, but I know how it works.

You want to be a photographer. Just look at how good these guys have turned out.

Yatsutani Taizo
Geoffroy de Boismenu
Naomi Kaltman
Patrick Demarchelier
Patrick de Warren
Norbert Guthier

Just like chocolate to peanut butter or nuns to rulers, luxury cars and hot lesbians go extremely well together. I don’t care if you’re not a big car person per se. This is tasty eye candy, and that can’t be denied.

Thanks to ChromeOnline for this exquisite Ferarri shot with the lovely Sandee Westgate and Crissy Moran. They can take the wheel any day of the week.

I’ve never been a fan of the nudist. I mean other than the fact that if they’re a hot chick I get to see her boobs and snatch all out in the open. I’ve always been scared that I’d be on the bad side of this video. But for me personally I’ve never seen myself going the nudist route. But I’ve been doing some research. Nudist seems to have their free-ness and they seem very happy. I like that and I like seeing boobs, but seriously it seems like a nice natural thing. Not to mention it’s not like most guys imagine. I mean as you can see from the photo above the guys walking around there with massive porn star cocks or anything. If every guy walking around there looked like this I can understand why you’d shy away a bit. So if you’re a normal good looking guy you could own the beach. But I have to say after looking at all these pictures of naked chicks on the beach. I’m a fan of the Nudist. They have to realize though, that they are just the “very open slut”. They may not be fucking on the beach or in the colony but they’re throwing that snatch at you like a Nolan Ryan fastball. And that’s why I love them.

I just wanted to jump on CrackaAss’s theme of big boobs and MILFs for a second. Danni Ashe is the right age for MILF lovers like me. Her boobs are flawless and she’s more comfortable with her body than ever. This photograph of Danni for MishaOnline gets me so wet.

I had a femdom fantasy of being tied up right outside her shower wall. Miss Ashe would have me bound close enough to lick the other side of the shower glass. ..but nothing more. I could only dream of being able to lick her nipple. Clearly, I live for the lesbian MILF mind fuck. I have issues.

Today is the birthday of one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Brooke Burke was born as the fourth of seven children in Hartford, Connecticut to Donna and George Burke, and was raised in Tucson, Arizona. She is of Jewish heritage on her mother’s side and was raised in the Jewish religion,^[1] and also has Irish, French and Portuguese ancestry. Her parents divorced and her mother re-married Armen Hatounian. She studied broadcast journalism at UCLA, but was signed to top modeling agencies, including the renowned Ford Models Agency, and subsequently appeared in prominent television commercials for Bally Fitness clubs, Coca-Cola, and Discover Card.

Somehow this goddess has had 2 kids and dealt with modeling and tv stardom. Somehow she continues to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Now if she could just start doing porn my life could be complete. My wife better look that good after 2 kids or I’m gonna have to find a Celebrity to be with.

When your hand can no longer jerk to unattainable pornstars, turn your focus to amateur girls who have shot themselves. No script. No tired looking models. ishotmyself is a fresh archive of hot average attainable POV (point of view) porn videos and photographs. Girls shoot themselves in the heat of the moment and send in their erotic art.

Check out these exhibitionist lesbians shooting themselves just for you.
Since user generated content is in the highlight of it’s twilight, you may want to jump on this bandwagon.

I love the ladies. I love ladies who love ladies. And who am I kidding, I also adore for the ladies who lick minge for pay. I came across this vintage “lesbo” photograph, and needed to share it with the class.

I have a nice lil collection of vintage porn for you, so stay tuned. I’ll post more classic licky-loo later tonight.